Dental plan!

Dirty Dingus McGee

Troy McLure " You know I was one of the first to speak out against horseplay"

corblimey

Roscoe: Hey! Listen up! I want all of youse to say hello to the Simpsons.
Workers: Hell-o-o.
Homer: Has the whole world gone insane?
Steel Mill Worker #1: Stand still, there's a spark in your hair!
Steel Mill Worker #2: Get it, get it!
Steel Mill Worker #3: Hot stuff, comin' through!
Homer: AAAH!
Bart: Dad, why'd you take me to a gay steel mill?
---
Homer: ...And the entire steel mill was gay.
Moe: Pfft, where you been, Homer? Entire steel industry's gay. Yeah, aerospace too. And the railroads! And you know what else? Broadway!

dr.fuzzenstein

Dirty Dingus McGee wrote: »

Troy McLure " You know I was one of the first to speak out against horseplay"

As an actor, my eyeballs need to look their whitest!

Rawr

[Homer tells Bart about the facts of life, sending him running off in a panic to tell his friends, who all in turn start running around town in a terrified panic.]

Homer: Well...better they hear it off me now...than from their parents when they're old enough...

dr.fuzzenstein

Rawr wrote: »

[Homer tells Bart about the facts of life, sending him running off in a panic to tell his friends, who all in turn start running around town in a terrified panic.]

Homer: Well...better they hear it off me now...than from their parents when they're old enough...

And then the woman...AAAAAHHHH!!!
And then the man...AAAAAHHH!!!

spitfireIRL

After they can't find any deer

Barney: Aw, we should have just stayed at the bar and shot some rats.

MoeL Hey, those ain't your rats, Barn.

corblimey

Kent Brockman: Remember C. Montgomery Burns? The man who blocked out our sun, ran over a local boy, and stole Christmas from 1981 to 1985 inclusive. Well, guess who's broke and picking up trash for a living?
Homer: Please be Flanders. Please be Flanders. Please be Flanders.

FarmerBrowne

This Things I Believe

Riddle101

From the episode that was on today. Ralph's voice always crack me up in this episode.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UAnq33zRq8

andyman

Pray




4




Mojo

Welsh Megaman

Stupid bug...you go squish now!

corblimey

I'm scared Daddy, too scared to even wet my pants.
...
Prinskipper Skippal! Prinnipple Skippster! I found something!

Jikashi

corblimey wrote: »

I'm scared Daddy, too scared to even wet my pants.
...
Prinskipper Skippal! Prinnipple Skippster! I found something!

-It's a spear head!

-That's your trowel blade, Ralph. It fell off the handle.

-And I found it!

wnolan1992

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

Stupid bug...you go squish now!

As a software developer, this is one of my favourite quotes. :P

I need to get it on a poster or something and hang it in the office. :pac:

takamichinoku

Mmmmmm 64 slices of American Cheese.
Sixty-four.
Sixty-three...

DazMarz

takamichinoku wrote: »

Mmmmmm 64 slices of American Cheese.
Sixty-four.
Sixty-three...

Homer, did you stay up all night eating cheese?!








I think I'm blind...................

Wise Old Elf

Good day to you

ivytwine

And I said YOU FLY BOYS CRACK ME UP!

takamichinoku

takamichinoku wrote: »

Mmmmmm 64 slices of American Cheese.
Sixty-four.
Sixty-three...

Twwwwooooooooooo.
One!

corblimey

Five days?! But I'm mad now!

FierceMild

takamichinoku wrote: »

Twwwwooooooooooo.
One!

Marge: Homer, have you been up all night eating cheese?

Homer: I think I'm blind...

budgie412

Sideshow bob sending Bart threatening letters:
Wiggum: I'd like to help you ma'am, but, heh heh, I'm afraid there's no law against mailing threatening letters.
Marge: (indignantly)I'm pretty sure there is.
Wiggum: Hah! The day I take cop lessons from Ma Kettle --
Lou: Hey, she's right, Chief. (shows him "Springfield Law" book)
Wiggum: Well, shut my mouth. It's also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling.
(Cuts to Eddie with squirrels running around in His pants, and other cops watching and laughing)
Boys, knock it off!

corblimey

Court Bailiff: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God?
Marge: Yes I do.
Lionel Hutz: She sounded like she was taking that awful seriously.

Vicxas

Homer: Oh I hate having 3 kids and no money, why can't I have no kids and 3 money

Dirty Dingus McGee

Krusty's Accountant: Krusty as your accountant, I must warn you...
Krusty the Clown: Did you send those thousand roses to Bea Arthur's grave?
Krusty's Accountant: Yes, but as I told you, she's still...
Krusty the Clown: I don't want to hear the end of any sentences!


Plastic Surgeon: Krusty, your plastic surgery is complete. Now, when I remove the bandages, don't be alarmed at the total stranger staring back at you.
Krusty the Clown: [looks at the mirror] AAAAAAAAHHH! I LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME, YOU MORON!
Plastic Surgeon: Oh, nonsense, Krusty. You look at least 10 years younger. Plus I did your breasts.
Krusty the Clown: Does anybody hear me complaining about the breasts?

ivytwine

Dirty Dingus McGee wrote: »

Krusty's Accountant: Krusty as your accountant, I must warn you...
Krusty the Clown: Did you send those thousand roses to Bea Arthur's grave?
Krusty's Accountant: Yes, but as I told you, she's still...
Krusty the Clown: I don't want to hear the end of any sentences!


Plastic Surgeon: Krusty, your plastic surgery is complete. Now, when I remove the bandages, don't be alarmed at the total stranger staring back at you.
Krusty the Clown: [looks at the mirror] AAAAAAAAHHH! I LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME, YOU MORON!
Plastic Surgeon: Oh, nonsense, Krusty. You look at least 10 years younger. Plus I did your breasts.
Krusty the Clown: Does anybody hear me complaining about the breasts?

*surgeon puts dollar bill in Krusty's cleavage*

HEY HEY HEY!

Dirty Dingus McGee

From Bart vs Australia

Homer: What kind of sick country would kick someone with a giant boot?
Conover: Mr. Simpson, shush! Disparaging the boot is a bootable offense. It's one of their proudest traditions.



Homer: When will you Australians learn? In America we _stopped_ using
corporal punishment, and things have never been better! The
streets are safe. Old people strut confidently through the
darkest alleys. And the weak and nerdy are admired for their computer-programming abilities. So, like us, let your children run wild and free, because, as the old saying goes, "Let your children run wild and free."

Bruno: Nine hundred dollary-doos? Tobias! Did you accept a six hour
collect call from the States?
Tobias: It was an emergency call from the International Drainage
Commission in Springfield.
Bruno: Oh my God! There's nothing wrong with the bidet, is there?


And probably my favourite sign gag in simpsons history is in this episode

CULTURAL CENTRE
"Cart Your Arse
On In"

Padkir

Dirty Dingus McGee wrote: »

And probably my favourite sign gag in simpsons history is in this episode

CULTURAL CENTRE
"Cart Your Arse
On In"

I'll see your cultural centre and raise you their parliament buildings.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-7o_VJx6-6h8/UbY6kyvb09I/AAAAAAAAADU/gVZnAgpI9vs/s1600/Parliament+haus.png

( Sorry, don't seem to have the option to embed a picture!:( )

dub_skav

I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro?

Jikashi

dub_skav wrote: »

I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro?

-This book must be out of date: I don't see "Prussia", "Siam", or "autogyro"

-Well, keep looking