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    #5762
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    Sideshow Bob has no decency! He called me "Chief Piggum"!

    Oh wait! I just got that! Boy, that's good!


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    #5763
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    krudler wrote: »
    Homer talking about planning Lisa's wedding:

    "Ok Marge, I'll plan everything. We can have the reception at Moes..wait, why not have the whole wedding there! wecan do it on a Monday morning, there'll be fewer drunks!"
    "Homer, don't take this personally but this I've obtained a court order to prevent you from planning this wedding.."

    Homer: [reads documents] Well, these seem to be in order. I'll be out
    back in the hammock.


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    #5764
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    Not to be a grammar nazi but wouldn't that be Der Bart, Der... :p

    Suppose so, grammar has to suffer again in the name of art. :D

    edit:
    I always thought it sounded more like "thee Bart, thee!"


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    #5765
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,131 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    DazMarz wrote: »
    Sideshow Bob has no decency! He called me "Chief Piggum"!

    Oh wait! I just got that! Boy, that's good!

    George Harrison: It's been done. :D


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    #5766
    Trebor176
    Registered Users Posts: 3,413 ✭✭✭Trebor176


    Grampa leaving his coin collection to the family:

    Grampa: And to my son Homer. . .

    Homer: Woo-hoo!

    Grampa: . . .and his entire family. . .

    Homer: D'oh!


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    #5767
    ivytwine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,114 ✭✭✭ivytwine


    dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »
    Suppose so, grammar has to suffer again in the name of art. :D

    edit:
    I always thought it sounded more like "thee Bart, thee!"

    TV Tropes has section of how the German in The Simpsons is mostly wrong! Look under Westlicher Zeichentrick... http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GratuitousGerman


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    #5768
    gregers85
    Registered Users Posts: 1,357 ✭✭✭gregers85




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    #5769
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,131 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    ivytwine wrote: »
    TV Tropes has section of how the German in The Simpsons is mostly wrong! Look under Westlicher Zeichentrick... http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GratuitousGerman

    Trying to pull this old Flanders trick on us are we now. :pac:

    Milhouse: Wow! Joseph of Arimathea! 26 conversions in A.D. 46.

    Nelson: Whoa, a Methuselah rookie card!

    Flanders: (chuckles) Well boys, who’d have thought learning about religion could be fun?

    Bart: Religion?

    Milhouse: Learning?

    Nelson: Let’s get out of here!


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    #5770
    ivytwine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,114 ✭✭✭ivytwine


    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    Trying to pull this old Flanders trick on us are we now. :pac:

    Milhouse: Wow! Joseph of Arimathea! 26 conversions in A.D. 46.

    Nelson: Whoa, a Methuselah rookie card!

    Flanders: (chuckles) Well boys, who’d have thought learning about religion could be fun?

    Bart: Religion?

    Milhouse: Learning?

    Nelson: Let’s get out of here!

    No... Kids... Your education is important... Roman numerals... Oh well, I tried. *lights cigarette*


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    #5771
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,131 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    I am going to log off now as I will just keep quoting all night, it's not as if I'll be going to sleep now is it.

    Young Bart:     Can't Sleep, Clown will eat me.


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    #5772
    Rawr
    Registered Users Posts: 3,875 ✭✭✭Rawr


    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    Not to be a grammar nazi but wouldn't that be Der Bart, Der... :p

    Review Board Member: No-one who speaks German could be an evil man!


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    #5773
    corblimey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    Ned: Homer, I've got a Fozzie of a bear of a problem! See, Maude and her mother were visiting Tyre and Sidon, the twin cities of the Holy Land. Well, they must have kneeled in the wrong place and prayed to the wrong god because they're being held prisoner by militants of some sort!
    Homer: Militants, eh? Well if I were you, I'd kick their asses.
    Ned: Well anyhoo-dilly-doodle, the police say it's just a routine hostage-taking, but I gotta drive to Capitol City and fill out some forms to get them out. Could you possibly watch the kids tonight?
    Homer: Oh, gee, I'd really love to wanna help you, Flanders but...Marge was...taken prisoner in the....Holy Land, and...


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    #5774
    Jikashi
    Registered Users Posts: 1,060 ✭✭✭Jikashi


    Ned: Here's Jose Flanders.
    Jose: Buenos ding dong diddly dias, senor.
    Ned: And this is Lord Thistlewick Flanders.
    Lord Thistlewick: Charmed.....
    ....
    ....
    (Ned elbows him)
    ....
    ehh, a googily...doogily....


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    #5775
    murphm45
    Registered Users Posts: 505 ✭✭✭murphm45


    Trebor176 wrote: »
    Homer: Hmm. I wonder why he's so eager to go to the garage?

    Moe: The "garage"? Hey fellas, the "garage"! Well, ooh la di da, Mr. French Man.

    Homer: Well what do you call it?

    Moe: A car hole!

    Homer: [gasps] A counterfeit jeans ring operating out of my car hole! I'm gonna tell everybody!

    [starts to leave. Herman pulls a gun on him]

    Herman: Not so fast.

    [Homer walks slower]

    Homer: Okay.

    Herman: Maybe you should just stop altogether.

    I always thought it was card hold, how could I have been so wrong for so long!!

    The below also occurred to me when I realised I was wrong.

    Homer: You see, boy? The real money's in bootlegging not in your childish vandalism.
    Bart: Oh. So many wasted nights.


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    #5776
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    Krusty: And now, our next precarious, Mr. Warmth, himself, C. Montgomery Burns.
    Mr. Burns: I stand here to expose the criminal ineptitude in Homer J. Simpson. Again and again, he's brought this town to the brink of annihilation.
    [Audience laughs.]
    Mr. Burns: Why are you laughing? His bumbling has shortened your lives, and mutated your children.
    [Audience laughs again.]
    Mr. Burns: Just look at all of this catastrophic nincompoopery.
    Carl Carlson: [laughs] Poop.


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    #5777
    Trebor176
    Registered Users Posts: 3,413 ✭✭✭Trebor176


    Homer: Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. . .Well, goodnight!

    While Otto is playing the guitar in the garage:

    Homer: Will you knock it off, I can't hear myself think!

    [Music stops]

    Homer's brain: I want some peanuts.

    Homer: That's better!


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    #5778
    Rawr
    Registered Users Posts: 3,875 ✭✭✭Rawr


    Mechanic: Bingo Bango, suger in the gas tank, your ex husband strikes again!


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    #5779
    corblimey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    Mr. Burns: You know, I'm no art critic. But I know what I hate. And I don't hate this. Your painting is bold but beautiful. And incidentally, thanks for not making fun of my genitalia
    Marge: I thought I did.


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    #5780
    Kilkenny14
    Registered Users Posts: 579 ✭✭✭Kilkenny14


    dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »
    VHS Village, former Beta Barn.

    Welcome Candy Convention Room 1!
    Also, Candy Shaped Rat Poison Convention Room 11.


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    #5781
    Jikashi
    Registered Users Posts: 1,060 ✭✭✭Jikashi


    -Is everything okay? You look a little flushed.
    -Oh, it's just the excitement from studying Jebediah.
    -Looks like you've come down with a serious case of "Jebeditis".
    -Heh, and just as I was getting over my Chester A. Arthritis.
    -Hehehe...Y-you had arthritis?
    -Hehehe...no...


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    #5782
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    Environmentalist Protester 1: All right! We're finally going to stop those corporate pigs from dumping that nuclear waste!

    Environmentalist Protester 2: Oh, no! Our boat is sinking!

    Mr Burns: It was I, you fools! The man you trusted wasn't Wavy Gravy at all! [tosses a guitar away] And all this time, I've been smoking harmless tobacco!


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    #5783
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    Gone Fission


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    #5784
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Stupid baby's need the most attention


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    #5785
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Jikashi wrote: »
    -Is everything okay? You look a little flushed.
    -Oh, it's just the excitement from studying Jebediah.
    -Looks like you've come down with a serious case of "Jebeditis".
    -Heh, and just as I was getting over my Chester A. Arthritis.
    -Hehehe...Y-you had arthritis?
    -Hehehe...no...

    Donald Sutherland was brilliant in that episode, it was way better when celebrity actors played characters instead of just cameos of themselves shoved in the episode for no reason.

    "One, where's the fyfe?"
    "Two..gimme the fyfe"

    "I have nothing but respect for the position of town cryer but this is way outside your jurisdiction!"


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    #5786
    Jikashi
    Registered Users Posts: 1,060 ✭✭✭Jikashi


    krudler wrote: »
    Donald Sutherland was brilliant in that episode, it was way better when celebrity actors played characters instead of just cameos of themselves shoved in the episode for no reason.

    "One, where's the fyfe?"
    "Two..gimme the fyfe"

    "I have nothing but respect for the position of town cryer but this is way outside your jurisdiction!"

    "You're banned from this historical society. You, and your children, and your children's children...for three months"


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    #5787
    ivytwine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,114 ✭✭✭ivytwine


    krudler wrote: »
    Donald Sutherland was brilliant in that episode, it was way better when celebrity actors played characters instead of just cameos of themselves shoved in the episode for no reason.

    "One, where's the fyfe?"
    "Two..gimme the fyfe"

    "I have nothing but respect for the position of town cryer but this is way outside your jurisdiction!"

    Now get out. You're banned from this historical society. You and your children, and your children's children... for three months.

    EDIT: Damn you Jikashi!


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    #5788
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    The history lesson video with Troy McClure as Jebediah Springfield cracks me up. "It's some sort of land cow!"


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    #5789
    toastedpickles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,607 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    I'M TELLIN' YE I DIDNA DO EET!

    Sure ya didna, take em away boys


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    #5790
    Riddle101
    Registered Users Posts: 8,410 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    krudler wrote: »
    The history lesson video with Troy McClure as Jebediah Springfield cracks me up. "It's some sort of land cow!"

    I always like the one about Beef. "Don't kid yourself Jimmy, if a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about"


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    #5791
    gregers85
    Registered Users Posts: 1,357 ✭✭✭gregers85


    Did you see the bubble?


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