Dental plan!

dr.fuzzenstein

Seamus: “This is your doin’, Willy! I’ll turn your groin to puddin’!”
Willy: “Ach! Ya speak like a poet, but ya punch like one too!”

gregers85

Hey Wolfie put down that hors_d'oeuvre.... it's time for the main course!!!

Ach don't feel bad for losing.... I was wrestling wolves back when you where still suckling at yur mothers teat!!

takamichinoku

Marge: But on the other hand, when you don't take advantage of an opportunity, you can end up regretting it for the rest of your life.

Homer: You're right, Marge. Just like the time I could have met Mr. T at the mall. The entire day I kept saying, "I'll go a little later. I'll go a little later." And then when I got there, they told me he'd just left. And when I asked the mall guy if he would ever come back again, he said he didn't know. Well, I'm never going to let something like that happen again! I'm going into space right now!

Any key?

Only Kalkalash!!!!!

RobbingBandit

Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain.

Nerdkiller1991

Any key? wrote: »

Only Kalkalash!!!!!

"Mountain Dew or Crab Juice."

RobbingBandit

Homer: Ewwwww I'll take a crab juice

Funny story on this, The Simpsons were sponsored by Mellow Yellow at the time of this episode which is why Homer didn't want Mountain Dew.

corblimey

gregers85 wrote: »

Ach don't feel bad for losing.... I was wrestling wolves back when you where at yur mothers teeth!!

Your mother's teeth?!

Alex: Your name's Lisa? Shut up, I love that name!
Lisa: Did she just tell me to "shut up?"
Skinner: Take it outside.

dub_skav

This lesbian bar has no fire exits, enjoy your death trap ladies

ivytwine

dub_skav wrote: »

This lesbian bar has no fire exits, enjoy your death trap ladies

What's her problem?

RobbingBandit

Carl: "You know, I was hexed by a troll and a leprechaun cured that right up."

Lenny: "Hey you know what's even better is Jesus. He's like.. 6 leprechauns!"

Carl: "Yeah, but a lot harder to catch. Go with the leprechaun."

corblimey

As wacky as those kids were, they were no match for "Captain Wacky", later renamed "Homer."
...
Which popular "Simpsons" characters have died in the past year? If you said Bleeding Gums Murphy and Dr. Marvin Monroe, you are wrong: they were never popular.

wnolan1992

Stretch Dude and Clobber Girrrrlll!

Best. Death. Ever.

Oh no! It's Rosie O'Donnell!
Don't worry Dad, we'll be dead in five minutes.
Not soon enough!

Omackeral

Self-help Guru (drawing on a blackboard) : Troy, this circle is you.

Troy McClure : My God, it like you've known me all my life!

haro124

Marge (reading a letter from the school): Dear parents, due to yesterday's unscheduled field trip to the auto wrecking yard, the school bus will be out of commission for two weeks. By reading this letter out loud, you have waived any legal responsibility on our part in perpetuity throughout the universe.

FarmerBrowne

Hey I know you, you're that first apple!

RobbingBandit

No more apples in the vending machine PLEASE!

wnolan1992

RobbingBandit wrote: »

No more apples in the vending machine PLEASE!

Tell my secretary I said you could have free apple. She'll make everything all right.

ivytwine

Latex condo... Boy I'd like to live in one of those!

herisson

Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
smells like a steak and seats thirty-five..

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!

Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero!
[Krusty:] Hey Hey


Canyonero!

12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
65 tons of American Pride!

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!

Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!)

She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!

Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero! (Yah!)

Drive Canyonero!

Woah Canyonero!

Woah!

Hidden Cyclone

Homer: So I said, "Look buddy, your car was upside-down when I got here. And as for your grandmother, she shouldn't have mouthed off like that."

Nerdkiller1991

ivytwine wrote: »

Latex condom... Boy I'd like to live in one of those!

Fixed.

ivytwine

Nerdkiller1991 wrote: »

Fixed.

... No, he says condo. As in condominium.

Nerdkiller1991

ivytwine wrote: »

... No, he says condo. As in condominium.

...YOU SUCK, MCBAIN!

I still think he said condom.

Nerdkiller1991

Nerdkiller1991 wrote: »

...YOU SUCK, MCBAIN!

I still think he said condom.

Think what you like, you're wrong.

takamichinoku

Edna: And now, Principal Skinner will tell us where we'll be going on this year's field trip.
Skinner: Thank you, Edna, everyone. [clears throat] Now, class, I wonder who among you can tell me what this is? [shows a box]
Edna: Oh, not the box factory again, Seymour!
[Class groans]
Martin: This may well prove fascinating!
Bart: I know: I'll just do like Lisa and escape into fantasy!
[Bart imagines Seymour]
Skinner: Class, instead of going to the box factory today, we'll be going to the...box factory!
Bart: Damn TV, you've ruined my imagination, just like you've ruined my ability to -- to, um...uh...oh well. [Turns on Itchy & Scratchy on a portable TV]

corblimey

Moe: Sounds like you're having a rough Christmas. You know what I blame this on the breakdown of? Society.
Homer: Yeah, you're right, Moe... you're always Moe.

Jikashi

Frink: (drawing) Here is an ordinary square...
Wiggum: Whoa, whoa, slow down, egghead!

The Singing Beard

Toreador-ah, don't spit on the floor, please use a cospidur, that's what it's for!

FarmerBrowne

Oh hello Principal Skinner. I'd get up, but the boy crippled me.