Dental plan!

Rawr

Pilot: Welcome to Itchy and Scratchy Land the amusement park of the future where nothing can possib-lie go wrong…

[Simpsons looking worried]

Pilot: Possib-LY go wrong… Ha....That’s the first thing that’s ever gone wrong”

JBRowan

Smashing Punkins Guy - Hi I'm (forgetname), Smashing Punkins

Homer - Homer Simpson, smiling politely

corblimey

I'll take care of this! JUMANJI! Does anything from the movies actually work!?

JBRowan

starts fire

"im am so smart, im am so smart, im am so smart, im am so smart. S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T

Welsh Megaman

Homer: Wow! What an ending! Who'd have thought

Darth Vader was Luke Skywalker's father!

Man In Queue: Oh, thank you, Mr. Blow The Picture For Me!

RobbingBandit

Mark Hamill: Homer, use the for...

Homer: The Force?

Mark Hamill: The forks, use the forks!

Homer: Oh...

dr.fuzzenstein

JBRowan wrote: »

starts fire

"im am so smart, im am so smart, im am so smart, im am so smart. S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T

The only antidote to a zany scheme is an even zanier scheme!

haro124

Marge: And that was the only folly the people of Springfield ever took on... Except for the Popsicle stick skyscraper, and that 50 ft magnifying glass, and the escalator to nowhere.

[people yelping as they fall off of the escalator]

wnolan1992

Since this is the de facto Simpsons thread just thought I'd say I saw the Lego episode yesterday evening and thought it was great.

LEGO Skinner: You are going to rebuild every brick of this school.
LEGO Bart: This says: Ages 12 and up.
LEGO Skinner: Age guidelines are conservative, and everyone knows it!

LEGO Homer [about Maggie]: Aw, they're so cute when they're Duplo.

ivytwine

Billy, remember that old Plymouth we just couldn't fix?

.... We're gonna sell him to Mr Papodopoulos?

You're a dumb boy, Billy.

DazMarz

JBRowan wrote: »

Smashing Punkins Guy - Hi I'm (forgetname), Smashing Punkins

Homer - Homer Simpson, smiling politely

Billy Corgan...

takamichinoku

Bart: Keep the trial open. I'll be right back.
Lionel Hutz: Your Honor, I'd like to call all of my surpise witnesses again. [crowd groans]
[Surprise witnesses enter*]

---

Roger Meyers Jr.: Okay, maybe my dad did steal Itchy. So what? Animation is built on plagiarism. If it weren't for someone plagiarizing the Honeymooners we wouldn't have the Flintstones. If someone hadn't ripped off Sergeant Bilko, there'd be no Top Cat. Huckleberry Hound, Chief Wiggum, Yogi Bear? Hah! Andy Griffith, Edward G. Robinson, Art Carney. Your honor, you take away our right to steal ideas, where are they gonna come from? Her?! [Points at Marge]
Marge: Ehhh, How about...'Ghost Mutt'?



*Third one is John Swartzwelder (Simpsons writer) and the last two are the McGuire twins, in case anyone's interested.

corblimey

Ned: Homer, I can honestly say that was the best episode of "Impy & Chimpy" I've ever seen!
Carl: Yeah, you should be very proud, Homer, you, uh... got a beautiful home here.

dr.fuzzenstein

corblimey wrote: »

Ned: Homer, I can honestly say that was the best episode of "Impy & Chimpy" I've ever seen!
Carl: Yeah, you should be very proud, Homer, you, uh... got a beautiful home here.

You don't wanna know what I'm thinking. Just look sad and say d'oh.

Rega

Now my pants are chafing me.

Chancer3001

It's about smugglers.

Awwwwww, they're ALL about smugglers.

THE SMUGGLERS OF PIRATE COVE - not this one, it's about pirates.

Lyrical

Homer:It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in 8 hours of TV a day.

KungPao

One of favourites:

After asking a kid (Billy) to spill the beans on some bad guys...

Well, McGarnagle, Billy is DEAD! They slit his throat from ear to ear.
Hey, I’m trying to eat lunch here!

Jikashi

Chief: You’re off the case, McGarnagle!
McGarnagle: You’re off YOUR case, Chief.
Chief: What does that mean, exactly?
Homer: IT MEANS HE GETS RESULTS, YOU STUPID CHIEF!

ivytwine

^^ Reminds me of Charles Bronson...

Now I’m going down to Emmett’s Fix-It Shop… to fix Emmett.

RobbingBandit

ivytwine wrote: »

^^ Reminds me of Charles Bronson...

Now I’m going down to Emmett’s Fix-It Shop… to fix Emmett.

dr.fuzzenstein

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Bt4Ly9_9Qg

this is so bad, it deserves inclusion.

paddylonglegs

dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Bt4Ly9_9Qg

this is so bad, it deserves inclusion.

That from a newer episode?

dr.fuzzenstein

paddylonglegs wrote: »

That from a newer episode?

Not quite sure how to class season 13.

toastedpickles

Ahhh nothing beats a good porno

Chief wiggum?! Is this a bust?!

Ehhhh yeah.....that's it a bust!

dr.fuzzenstein

I keep my pants on in this version.

Trebor176

At a PTA meeting, where Flanders is principal:

PTA member: Oh my God! The PTA has disbanded! Ah. . ah. . .AHHH! (jumps out window)

Flanders: No, no! The PTA has not disbanded!

PTA member: (jumps back in window) Waaahhh! (sits down calmly)

Royce McCutcheon

Homer, you knuckle-beak, I told you a hundred times: you've got to sell your pumpkin futures before Hallowe'en! Before!

Welsh Megaman

Homer: HEY...THAT KID'S GOT BOSOMS!! WHO'S GOT A WET TOWEL?! COME HERE, YOU LIL' BUTTERBALL!!

Uter: Don't make me run, I'm full of chocolate!

Lyrical

Judge: I can see you sincerely want your children back, but you have a lot to learn about being parents. Before I can return your children, you'll have to complete a course called "Family Skills".It teaches parents to listen to their --
Homer: Communication, gotcha.
Judge: But it's important to --
Homer: Listen, yes, I know.
Judge: But there's more to it than --
Homer: I have listening skills!
Judge: Mr. Simpson, would you please --
Homer: Shut up, Judge!