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    #6002
    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    ^ 6000th post woo!


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    #6003
    corblimey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    Homer: Are we in India yet?
    Apu: No.
    Homer: Are we in India yet?
    Apu: No.
    Homer: Are we in India yet?
    Apu: No.
    Homer: Are we in India yet?
    Apu: No. Oh, wait...now we are.


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    #6004
    ivytwine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,114 ✭✭✭ivytwine


    corblimey wrote: »
    Homer: Are we in India yet?
    Apu: No.
    Homer: Are we in India yet?
    Apu: No.
    Homer: Are we in India yet?
    Apu: No.
    Homer: Are we in India yet?
    Apu: No. Oh, wait...now we are.

    Air India: We treat you like cattle.


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    #6005
    Red Pepper
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,567 ✭✭✭Red Pepper


    Cletus (In outhouse);

    “Hey, Brandine! I think I done busted my stinkbone.”


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    #6006
    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    ivytwine wrote: »
    Air India: We treat you like cattle.

    The Irish episode - DerryAir


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    #6007
    ivytwine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,114 ✭✭✭ivytwine


    One of my favourite (if rather obscure) Grandpa Simpson lines...

    "And that's why today, bananas are called "yellow fatty beans". Questions?"


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    #6008
    ireland.man
    Registered Users Posts: 1,080 ✭✭✭ireland.man


    Grandpa Simpson:

    "Eh, you never know what you're capable of. I never thought I could shoot down a German plane, but last year I proved myself wrong."


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    #6009
    ivytwine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,114 ✭✭✭ivytwine


    ireland.man wrote: »
    Grandpa Simpson:

    "Eh, you never know what you're capable of. I never thought I could shoot down a German plane, but last year I proved myself wrong."

    Haha that one always cracks me up!

    *flashback to Grandpa directing American tanks into mines*

    "And that's how I won the Iron Cross!"


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    #6010
    Rega
    Registered Users Posts: 759 ✭✭✭Rega


    Don't do what Donny Don't does


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    #6011
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,998 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    Rega wrote: »
    Don't do what Donny Don't does
    "They could have made this clearer."


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    #6012
    Trebor176
    Registered Users Posts: 3,413 ✭✭✭Trebor176


    Priest to Homer at a homeless shelter: "Oh, you poor unfortunate man. Let's get you out of those clothes immediately. And we'll do whatever we can about the smell."

    Father Sean: I understand, but can it wait till after Bingo?
    Homer: Bingo, that's my favorite game. I just can't remember what to yell out when you win.
    Father Sean: Bingo.
    Homer: That's my favorite game. I just can't remember what to yell out when you win.
    Father Sean: How bout you just say "Yaay I won!"
    Homer: Bingo!


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    #6013
    Shakespeare's Sister
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,412 ✭✭✭Shakespeare's Sister


    Please refrain from tasting the knob.


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    #6014
    J. Marston
    Registered Users Posts: 23,171 ✭✭✭✭J. Marston


    Maybe it's the beer talking Marge, but you got a butt that won't quit. They got those big chewy pretzels here merJanthfgrr......five dollars?!? Get outta here...


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    #6015
    corblimey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    Krusty: All right, here's the deal. Every time you watch my show, I will send you... forty dollars!
    Voice: (quickly) Checks will not be honoured.


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    #6016
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    corblimey wrote: »
    Krusty: All right, here's the deal. Every time you watch my show, I will send you... forty dollars!
    Voice: (quickly) Checks will not be honoured.

    I love the immediate ass-covering promos they do on ads etc.


    Movementarian Infomercial [Man On TV]: When you surrender yourself to the Movementarians you are guaranteed a perfect life of serenity, love and loving serenity.

    (Quickly) Not a guarantee


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    #6017
    Wise Old Elf
    Moderators Posts: 3,554 ✭✭✭Wise Old Elf


    Omackeral wrote: »
    I love the immediate ass-covering promos they do on ads etc.


    Movementarian Infomercial [Man On TV]: When you surrender yourself to the Movementarians you are guaranteed a perfect life of serenity, love and loving serenity.

    (Quickly) Not a guarantee

    Marlon Brando Esque voice: You crazy car, I don't know whether to eat you or kiss you.

    Celebrity voice impersonated


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    #6018
    Dirty Dingus McGee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,631 ✭✭✭Dirty Dingus McGee


    Trebor176 wrote: »
    Priest to Homer at a homeless shelter: "Oh, you poor unfortunate man. Let's get you out of those clothes immediately. And we'll do whatever we can about the smell."

    !


    The Helter Shelter
    Founder: Father James Helter


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    #6019
    Shakespeare's Sister
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,412 ✭✭✭Shakespeare's Sister


    The Lanley Institute!

    (Actualinstitutemaynotmatchphoto)


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    #6020
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    Snapping fingers may not make food appear


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    #6021
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Dramatisation - May not have happened.


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    #6022
    Padkir
    Registered Users Posts: 1,289 ✭✭✭Padkir


    Warning - bacon factory may explode.


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    #6023
    Wise Old Elf
    Moderators Posts: 3,554 ✭✭✭Wise Old Elf


    Your dreams and goals may not match those of globex corporation, subsidiaries or shareholders


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    #6024
    ivytwine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,114 ✭✭✭ivytwine


    Warning: Tickets should not be taken internally

    See Lisa? Because of me they have a warning!


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    #6025
    corblimey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    KEEP OUT

    OR ENTER
    I'm a sign,
    not a cop


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    #6026
    Welsh Megaman
    Registered Users Posts: 72,611 ✭✭✭✭Welsh Megaman


    The Itchy and Scratchy Movie...coming soon to a theatre near you!











    (53%newfootage)


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    #6027
    corblimey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    The preceding cartoon contained scenes of violence and should not have been viewed by young children.


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    #6028
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Sales Guy: And now, to help introduce our fantastic new burger — the one with ketchup — here he is, coming in by parachute: Krusty the Klown!


    Amazingly subtle. Never really picked up on the ridiculousness of this new product


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    #6029
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    "This is a Pretzel Town, pretty boy"


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    #6030
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    Still one of the best lines ever:

    "Sex Cauldron?! I thought they closed that place down?"


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    #6031
    corblimey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    Oh my God! Someone's taken a bite out of the big Rice Krispie square! Oh yeah, and the waiter's been brutally beaten.


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