Dental plan!

wnolan1992

I love that "I don't care if she's Miss Hairless America!" line. :pac:

corblimey

Homer: (muttering) Lousy big shot, thinks he's so big 'cause he's got a lot of guns, if he didn't have any guns I'd show him a thing or two...let's see him walk into my store and then we'll see who's worried about five-day waiting periods...
Lisa: Dad, it's 3:00 AM. Can't you mutter in your room?
Homer: Marge kicked me out.
Lisa: All right, go ahead.
Homer: (muttering) Pushy kids think they can tell me what to do in my house. Why, I tell you these parents these days they don't know how to rear children...

Ken Shamrock

DazMarz

I still think that this line is one of the best in the history of the show:

"That's it! I'm getting out of this town alive if it kills me!"

dr.fuzzenstein

DazMarz wrote: »

I still think that this line is one of the best in the history of the show:

"That's it! I'm getting out of this town alive if it kills me!"

And:
"That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!

wnolan1992

dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »

And:
"That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!

I don't think any of us expected you to say that...

corblimey

wnolan1992 wrote: »

I don't think any of us expected you to say that...

What's a Chachi?

Rega

Mr. Burns: We have several hours before the others arrive, let's say we get comfy.
(Turns on the fuse box) Now we have electricity.
(Turns on the gas) This propane tank will supply us with heat.
And this doorknob, properly turned, will allow us access to the cabin.

Homer: No going through the window for us!

reap-a-rat

Monstromart - where shopping is a baffling ordeal.

corblimey

Lou: You know, the funniest thing though; it's the little differences.
Wiggum: Example.
Lou: Well, at McDonald's you can buy a Krusty Burger with cheese, right? But they don't call it a Krusty Burger with cheese.
Wiggum: Get out! Well, what do they call it?
Lou: A Quarter Pounder with cheese.
Wiggum: Quarter Pounder with cheese? Well, I can picture the cheese, but, uh, do they have Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverages?
Lou: Mm-hm. They call 'em, "shakes."
Eddie: Huh, shakes. You don't know what you're gettin'.

Heisenberg1

wnolan1992 wrote: »

I don't think any of us expected you to say that...

Johnny Unitas: So, what do you think of the Lady Krusty Mustache Removal System now, Angelique?
Model: It's Krusteriffic, Johnny Unitas. But is my upper lip supposed to bleed like this?
Johnny Unitas: Probably.

corblimey

Homer: Wait, I'm confused about the movie. So the cops knew that internal affairs were setting them up?
Glen: What are you talking about? There is nothing like that in there!
Homer: Oh, you see when I get bored I make up my own movie. I have a very short attention span.
Jane: But our point is very simple. You see, when--
Homer: Oh, look! A bird! (runs out of the room, laughing, and chases a bird)

corblimey

Homer: Wait, I'm confused about the movie. So the cops knew that internal affairs were setting them up?
Glen: What are you talking about? There is nothing like that in there!
Homer: Oh, you see when I get bored I make up my own movie. I have a very short attention span.
Jane: But our point is very simple. You see, when--
Homer: Oh, look! A bird! (runs out of the room, laughing, and chases a bird)

DrGreenthumb

Mr Burns: They're all covered in filthy germs arn't they Smithers
Smithers: Why what do you mean sir
Germs: Freemasons run the country

toastedpickles

"Maybe we should finally tell them the big secret -- that all the chimps we sent into space came back super-intelligent."

"No, I don't think we'll be telling them that."

dan1895

Johnny Unitas. Now there's a haircut you can set your watch to.

Nerdkiller1991

Classic Simpsons Trivia Chicago Costume Contest 2014.

http://imgur.com/a/vBklC

C14N

Clinton: Thank you, Lisa, for teaching kids everywhere a valuable lesson: If things don't go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
Marge: That's a pretty lousy lesson.
Clinton: Hey, I'm a pretty lousy president.

Heisenberg1

Chief Wiggum: Get me a t-shirt - XXL.
Lou: I thought you said XXL was a real wake up call?
Chief Wiggum: That was for pants.

ivytwine

C14N wrote: »

Clinton: Thank you, Lisa, for teaching kids everywhere a valuable lesson: If things don't go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
Marge: That's a pretty lousy lesson.
Clinton: Hey, I'm a pretty lousy president.

Hey Clinton, get back to work!

Make me!

Omackeral

ivytwine wrote: »

Hey Clinton, get back to work!

Make me!

Kodos: I am Clin-Ton. As overlord, all will kneel trembling before me and obey my brutal commands. End communication.

Marge: That's Slick Willy for ya, always with the smooth talk.

dr.fuzzenstein

Alaska! Where you can't be too fat or too drunk.

Dirty Dingus McGee

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVbHiFm99uM

Lyle Lanley: Now I'm here to answer any questions you children may have about the monorail.
Ralph: Can it outrun the flash?
Lyle Lanley: You bet.
Kid: Can superman outrun the flash?
Lyle Lanley: Eh, sure, why not.

Noccy_Mondy

I've neglected this thread recently.....
Anywho..

(Homer and Apu on a quest through the Himalayas to get Apu's job back)
Apu: There it is, the world's first convenience store.
Homer: This isn't very convenient.
Apu: Must you knock on everything we do?

***********

Preisdent of the Kwik-E-Mart: Welcome, my friends. You may ask any three questions.
Homer: Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?
Preisdent of the Kwik-E-Mart: Yes.
Homer: Really?
Preisdent of the Kwik-E Mart: Yes.
Homer: Really?
Preisdent of the Kwik-E-Mart: Yes. Thank you, come again.

Me_Grapes

Omackeral wrote: »

Kodos: I am Clin-Ton. As overlord, all will kneel trembling before me and obey my brutal commands. End communication.

Marge: That's Slick Willy for ya, always with the smooth talk.

My fellow Americans, as a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball. But tonight I say we must move forward, not backward, upward, not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.

pajor

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=92788966&postcount=4039

"Mama took those batteries..
She took 'em away..
Mama took those batteries..
Size double AA.."

Nerdkiller1991

ivytwine

I know Weinstein's parents were upset, Superintendent, but I was sure it was a phony excuse. I mean, it sounds so made up: "yom kip-pur"....

corblimey

You have 24 hours to give us our money. And to show you we're serious... you have 12 hours.

Rega

Hey jerkface, you have the face of a jerk!