Dental plan!

RainyDay

Homer: I'm like that guy. That Spanish guy. You know, he fought the windmill...
Marge: Don Quixote?
Homer: No, that's not it. What's-his-name, the Man of La Mancha.
Marge: Don Quixote.
Homer: No!
Marge: I really think that was the character's name. Don Quixote.
Homer: Fine! I'll look it up!
Marge: [annoyed] Well, who was it?
Homer: Nevermind.

corblimey

Hey you, get that steel drum out of the uh, mayor's office.

C14N

Heisenberg1 wrote: »

"Next, on Exploitation Theatre, it's Blackula, followed by Blackenstein, and the Blunchblack of Blotre Blame!"

Homer: Funky.

Comedian: Yo check this out! Black guys drive a car like this: *doo-doo-ch, do-be-do, do-be-do, de-boo-do* Yeah but white guys see, they drive a car like this: *dee-de-dee, a-dee-de-dee, de-dee-de-dee*
Homer: Ahahaha! It's true! It's true! We're so lame!

toastedpickles

Hey chief....don't quit your day job! Whatever that is hahaha

Welsh Megaman

EVERYTHING'S COMING UP MILHOUSE!

wnolan1992

Director: "Now that's real acid, so I want to see goggles people!"
Wolfcastle: "Real acid?"


[...]

Wolfcastle: MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!"

ivytwine

wnolan1992 wrote: »

Director: "Now that's real acid, so I want to see goggles people!"
Wolfcastle: "Real acid?"


[...]

Wolfcastle: MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!"

I use that phrase at least twice a week!

banquo

I'd estimate about 15% of what I say on a daily basis is a direct Simpsons quote.

RobbingBandit

Ralph Wiggum: This is my swing set. This is my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end.
[points to a large rock]

Ralph Wiggum: That's where I saw the leprechaun.

Bart Simpson: [sarcastically] Right, a leprechaun.

Ralph Wiggum: He told me to burn things.

Bart Simpson: [uneasily] Uh-huh.

banquo

Mr. Burns: Oh look, Smithers. A bird has become petrified and lost its way.

Smithers: I think that's a rock, Sir.

Mr. Burns: Yes, well. We'll see what the lab has to say about that.

banquo

A Simpsons word-association game, where you must submit a quote that contains at least one word (not a, it, the, is, etc) from the previous poster's quote would be deadly.

wnolan1992

RobbingBandit wrote: »

Ralph Wiggum: This is my swing set. This is my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end.
[points to a large rock]

Ralph Wiggum: That's where I saw the leprechaun.

Bart Simpson: [sarcastically] Right, a leprechaun.

Ralph Wiggum: He told me to burn things.

Bart Simpson: [uneasily] Uh-huh.

Well done lad! Now you know what to do? Burn the house down. BURN 'EM ALL!

Welsh Megaman

banquo wrote: »

I'd estimate about 15% of what I say on a daily basis is a direct Simpsons quote.

See my post, no. 6186!

ivytwine

banquo wrote: »

A Simpsons word-association game, where you must submit a quote that contains at least one word (not a, it, the, is, etc) from the previous poster's quote would be deadly.

Oh let's do this!

Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly.

RobbingBandit

Homer: Who is it?

Male Voice: Goons.

Homer: Who?

Male Voice: Hired goons.

Homer: [opening door] Hired Goons?
[the goons grab Homer roughly and take him away. One steps back into the doorway and shakes his tie. They take him to Burns' Mansion]

Mr. Burns: Ah, Homer. I hope "Crusher" and "Low Blow" didn't hurt you.

Homer: Y'know, you could have just called me.

Mr. Burns: Oh yes, but the telephone is so impersonal. I prefer the hands-on touch you only get with hired goons.

Homer: Hired Goons?

banquo

ivytwine wrote: »

Oh let's do this!

Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly.

Dr. Hibbert: Another broccoli-related death.
Marge: But I thought broccoli was—
Dr. Hibbert: Oh yes. One of the deadliest plants on Earth. Why, it tries to warn you itself with its terrible taste.

("Deadliest" was the closest I could think of...)

ivytwine

RobbingBandit wrote: »

Homer: Who is it?

Male Voice: Goons.

Homer: Who?

Male Voice: Hired goons.

Homer: [opening door] Hired Goons?
[the goons grab Homer roughly and take him away. One steps back into the doorway and shakes his tie. They take him to Burns' Mansion]

Mr. Burns: Ah, Homer. I hope "Crusher" and "Low Blow" didn't hurt you.

Homer: Y'know, you could have just called me.

Mr. Burns: Oh yes, but the telephone is so impersonal. I prefer the hands-on touch you only get with hired goons.

Homer: Hired Goons?

I love the way Homer says hired goons!

ivytwine

banquo wrote: »

Dr. Hibbert: Another broccoli-related death.
Marge: But I thought broccoli was—
Dr. Hibbert: Oh yes. One of the deadliest plants on Earth. Why, it tries to warn you itself with its terrible taste.

("Deadliest" was the closest I could think of...)

Can't multi quote on phone! I'd have gone with 'Paint Your Wagon'!! :P

Ok earth... My god, I was wrong, it was earth all along, you finally made a monkey out of meeeee!

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

banquo wrote: »

A Simpsons word-association game, where you must submit a quote that contains at least one word (not a, it, the, is, etc) from the previous poster's quote would be deadly.

I like this idea. But we shoauld also ban the uses of proper nouns (charcter names, placenames, etc.)

So...

ivytwine wrote: »

Ok earth... My god, I was wrong, it was earth all along, you finally made a monkey out of meeeee!

Bart: How would I go about creating a half-man, half-monkey-type creature
Ms.K: I'm sorry, that would be playing God.
Bart: God shmod! I want my monkey-man!

Omackeral

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

I like this idea. But we shoauld also ban the uses of proper nouns (charcter names, placenames, etc.)

So...



Bart: How would I go about creating a half-man, half-monkey-type creature
Ms.K: I'm sorry, that would be playing God.
Bart: God shmod! I want my monkey-man!

Homer: I need help. Oh God, help me. Help me God!! (phone rings and Homer answers) Yello?

Voice: Hello Homer, this is God...frey Jones from the TV magazine show, Rock Bottom.

Dirty Dingus McGee

From Lisa The Inconoclast

Hollis Hurlbut: That's preposterous. Get out! You're banned from this historical society! You, and your children, and your children's children -- for three months.


Ned: Well, hey, it's Homer. Good to see you, neigh--[Homer pushes him and takes his bell]
Homer: Get lost [rings the bell] Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye!
Helen Lovejoy: He is not the official town crier! Police, do something!
Wiggum: Well, I'd like to, ma'am, but he's too damn good! Let him march, boys. Let the man march!

Hollis Hurlbut: I have nothing but respect for the position of town crier but this is well outside of your jurisdiction.

Precious flower

Omackeral wrote: »

Homer: I need help. Oh God, help me. Help me God!! (phone rings and Homer answers) Yello?

Voice: Hello Homer, this is God...frey Jones from the TV magazine show, Rock Bottom.

Homer: ''It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.''

Omackeral

Precious flower wrote: »

Homer: ''It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.''

Barney's Japanese Girlfriend: Number 8 *burp* Number 8 *burp* Number 8 *burp* Number 8 *burp* ”

banquo

Omackeral wrote: »

Barney's Japanese Girlfriend: Number 8 *burp* Number 8 *burp* Number 8 *burp* Number 8 *burp* ”

Homer: "You can give up on yourself, and take the Barney-guarding job like so many have contemplated in our darkest moments, or.. (etc)"

Precious flower

banquo wrote: »

Homer: "You can give up on yourself, and take the Barney-guarding job like so many have contemplated in our darkest moments, or.. (etc)"

Homer: “I’m going to lose my job just ’cause I’m dangerously unqualified!”

Pierce_1991

Precious flower wrote: »

Homer: “I’m going to lose my job just ’cause I’m dangerously unqualified!”

Homer: "Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike! You just go in everyday and do it really half-assed. That's the American way!"

Duffy the Vampire Slayer

Pierce_1991 wrote: »

Homer: "Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike! You just go in everyday and do it really half-assed. That's the American way!"

Mmmmm, 64 slices of American cheese.

63.

62.

61.

valoren

Hear ye!. Ye olde town crier
proclaimed crappy by all!

Rawr

Duffy the Vampire Slayer wrote: »

Mmmmm, 64 slices of American cheese.

63.

62.

61.

Homer: Mmmm...something

Wise Old Elf

Rawr wrote: »

Homer: Mmmm...something

When a fire starts to burn
There's a lesson you must learn
Something, something then you'll see
You'll avoid catastrophe.....
D'oh!