Dental plan!

jamesbere

Homer: Am i turning you on?
Marge: No
Homer ('sexy' voice): What if I talk like this?
Marge: Goodnight Homer
Homer: What if I sing to you?
I gave my love a chicken, it had no bone
mmmm Chicken.

RobbingBandit

jamesbere wrote: »

Homer: Am i turning you on?
Marge: No
Homer ('sexy' voice): What if I talk like this?
Marge: Goodnight Homer
Homer: What if I sing to you?
I gave my love a chicken, it had no bone
mmmm Chicken.

Creepy Mr Burns Screensaver: Smithers you are quite good at turning me on.

Smithers: Ah! You should probably ignore that...

C14N

Abe: Your dad used to be smart as a monkey, but then his mind started gettin' lazy, and now he's dumb as a chimp.

iDave

Matlooooooock Expressway

Summer wind

"Y'ello"? "You'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel".

valoren

Mr. Burns: Oh, look. A bird has become petrified and lost its sense of direction.
Smithers: I think it is a rock, sir.
Mr. Burns: We'll see what the lab has to say about that!

Duffy the Vampire Slayer

RobbingBandit wrote: »

Creepy Mr Burns Screensaver: Smithers you are quite good at turning me on.

Smithers: Ah! You should probably ignore that...

Bart: Dad, remember those self-hypnosis courses we took to help us ignore Grampa?
Homer: Do I ever! It's five years later and I still think I'm a chicken. I'm a chicken, Marge!
Marge: I know, I know.

Dirty Dingus McGee

iDave wrote: »

Matlooooooock Expressway

Abe: That Quimby fellow promised to build us a Matlooock Expressway.How're you going to top that, smart guy?
Bob: Hmm. Well, how's this? I'll not only build the expressway, I will spend the rest of this afternoon patiently listening to yourinterminable anecdotes
Abe: Hot ziggety-zam! Me first.Not many people know I owned the first radio in Springfield.Weren't much on the air then, just Edison reciting the alphabetover and over. "A!" he'd say, then "B". "C" would usually follow
Bob: Oh…

Galway K9

RobbingBandit wrote: »

Homer: Must kill Moe, WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, Must kill Moe, WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Homer: Moe...Moe...Moe
Marge: Bart, are you going to Moe the lawn today?
Bart: Okay, but you promised me Moe money
Marge: I Moe, I Moe!
Homer: Moe...Moe...Moe
Lisa: When Bart's done, can we Moe to the Moevies? There's a Moetinee
Marge: Of course, All work and Moe play makes Moe a Moe Moe
Bart: Moemomoemoe?
Marge: Momomoemoe!
Lisa: Moememoemoemoe!
Bart: Momomomoe

Foxhound38

Marge: Has that cassette helped reduce your appetite?
Homer: Lamentably, no. My gastronomic rapacity knows no satiety.

Wise Old Elf

Hey Marge, where's that metal deeley you use to...dig....food?

Nerdkiller1991

Wise Old Elf wrote: »

Hey Marge, where's that metal deeley you use to...dig....food?

"You mean a spoon?"

dr.fuzzenstein

Foxhound38 wrote: »

Marge: Has that cassette helped reduce your appetite?
Homer: Lamentably, no. My gastronomic rapacity knows no satiety.

http://i.imgur.com/iBtko.jpg

Acacia

The episode with Homer's half-brother Herb Powell...

Grandpa Simpson talking about Herb's mother to Homer...

"She did things your mother would never do... like have sex for money."

Summer wind

Remember the time he ate my goldfish
And you lied and said I never had a goldfish?
Then why did I have the bowl, Bart
Why did I have the bowl?

Duffy the Vampire Slayer

Oh no Smithers, I have a much greater honour in store for you. When I die, you shall be buried alive with me.

Nerdkiller1991

Duffy the Vampire Slayer wrote: »

Oh no Smithers, I have a much greater honour in store for you. When I die, you shall be buried alive with me.

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121216014801/simpsons/images/2/28/Burns%27_Heir.png

"Oh...goody."

RobbingBandit

Nerdkiller1991 wrote: »

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121216014801/simpsons/images/2/28/Burns%27_Heir.png

"Oh...goody."

OH YEAH

Lenny: "Hey, it's Duff man! A guy in a costume that creates awareness of Duff."


Duff Man: "Duff Man wants to party down with the man who sent in 10,000 Duff labels to bring me here today. I've got a bottomless mug of new Duff Extra Cold for, Barney Gumbel!"

All: "Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!"

Barney: "I can't, I'm the designated driver!"

(Everything stops)

Duff Man: "Yeah that's swell, Duff wholeheartedly supports the designated driver program. Now! Who wants to Party!"

ivytwine

Not a link thing but in my head for some reason.

"Morals and ethics and carnal forbearance-"

Rawr

RobbingBandit wrote: »

OH YEAH

Lenny: "Hey, it's Duff man! A guy in a costume that creates awareness of Duff."


Duff Man: "Duff Man wants to party down with the man who sent in 10,000 Duff labels to bring me here today. I've got a bottomless mug of new Duff Extra Cold for, Barney Gumbel!"

All: "Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!"

Barney: "I can't, I'm the designated driver!"

(Everything stops)

Duff Man: "Yeah that's swell, Duff wholeheartedly supports the designated driver program. Now! Who wants to Party!"

Marge: The funeral is in Littleneck Falls. Looks like we'll have to go to Duff Gardens another time.

Lisa: We understand.

Bart: No use complaining about something you can't change.

Homer (whining): But I wanna go to Duff Gardens. Right now!

Marge: Oh, Homer, quit pouting.

Homer: I'm not pouting. I'm mourning......Stupid dead woman.

wnolan1992

Urge to kill... rising...

Precious flower

Rawr wrote: »

Marge: The funeral is in Littleneck Falls. Looks like we'll have to go to Duff Gardens another time.

Lisa: We understand.

Bart: No use complaining about something you can't change.

Homer (whining): But I wanna go to Duff Gardens. Right now!

Marge: Oh, Homer, quit pouting.

Homer: I'm not pouting. I'm mourning......Stupid dead woman.

[the teenagers Homer and Barney are doing an acapella version of "You Make Me Feel Like Dancing" in front of a mirror]

Middle-aged Grampa: What the Hell are you two doin'?

Young Barney: It's called rockin' out!

Young Homer: You wouldn't understan', dad. You're not *with it*.

Middle-aged Grampa: I used to be with it, but then they changed what *it* was. Now what I'm with isn't *it*, and what's *it* seems weird and
scary to me. It'll happen to you...
_____________________________

Kirk [to Luanne]: Why don't you tell them one of your little bedtime stories, huh? Like the one about how rotten it is to be married to a loser. Or how about the one about how I carry a change purse? Yeah, a purse!

Homer: Shut up and let the woman talk.

________________________
Sideshow Bob: [Bob calls Birch Barlow's show during a prison riot] I am presently incarcerated, imprisoned for a crime I did not even commit. "Attempted murder," now honestly, did they ever give anyone a Nobel prize for "attempted chemistry?"
[ducks a flying sink]
Sideshow Bob: Oh really now, this is a personal call!

[after Bob is arrested]
Lisa: Congratulations, Bart! You get to go back to the fourth grade!
Bart: [disappointed] Oh... tomorrow we were gonna find out who the dish ran away with.
Lisa: The spoon, Bart.
Bart: [gasps] Of course!

RobbingBandit

Homer: Hello, work? This is Homer Simpson. I won't be coming in tomorrow - religious holiday. The Feast of... Maximum Occupancy.

Genghiz Cohen

RobbingBandit wrote: »

Homer: Hello, work? This is Homer Simpson. I won't be coming in tomorrow - religious holiday. The Feast of... Maximum Occupancy.

Pretty slick, Homer.

iDave

Oh spiteful one, show me who to spite and they shall be spouten.

dr.fuzzenstein

Smite.

iDave

dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »

Smite.

Meh close enough

Summer wind

Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse?

dr.fuzzenstein

iDave wrote: »

Meh close enough

What's a donut?

RobbingBandit

dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »

What's a donut?

Professor Stephen Hawking: Your theory of a donut shaped universe is intriguing Homer I may have to steal it.