Dental plan!

wnolan1992

I can't be held responsible for what my goons were ordered to do!

Nerdkiller1991

There's actually a company out there that does Purple Monkey Dishwasher beer.

http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/29022/116670/

Rawr

Leonard Nimoy (Sitting behind desk in darkened room): Hello, I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies, and in the end, isn't that the real truth?

The answer...is no.

King George VI

Homer: Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and... um... Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!

*a lot of beers later*

So I says yeah, if you want that money come and find it, cuz I don't know where it is you baloney! You make me wanna wretch!

Trebor176

Rawr wrote: »

Leonard Nimoy (Sitting behind desk in darkened room): Hello, I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies, and in the end, isn't that the real truth?

The answer...is no.

Alien: I bring you love.

Lenny: It's bringing love, don't let it get away!

Carl: Break its legs.

[everyone starts to advance on the alien]

Lisa: Wait! You want an alien? This is your alien.

[Shines torch on alien to reveal Mr. Burns in a twisted and disoriented state]

Mr. Burns: [in a high-toned voice] Hello, children. I bring you love.

Groundskeeper Willy: Argh. It's a monster. Kill it, kill it!

Smithers: It's not a monster, it's Mr. Burns!

Willy: Aww, it's Mr. Burns! KILL IT! KILL IT!

dr.fuzzenstein

TEENAGER
(Closes the storybook) And so concludes our tale. I'm Leonard Nimoy. Goodnight, and keep watching the skis. Uh, skies.

Pierce_1991

Leonard Nimoy: A solar eclipse...the cosmic ballet, goes on.

Nerdkiller1991

Pierce_1991 wrote: »

Leonard Nimoy: A solar eclipse...the cosmic ballet, goes on.

"Does anyone want to switch seats?"

Duffy the Vampire Slayer

'Look Smithers! A bird has become petrified and lost it's sense of direction.'
'I think that's a rock sir.'
'Well, we'll see what the lab has to say about that.'

Rawr

Nerdkiller1991 wrote: »

"Does anyone want to switch seats?"

Leonard Nimoy: My job here is done.
Barney Gumble: What do you mean? You didn't do anything.
Leonard Nimoy: [chuckles] Didn't I?
[gets "beamed" away]

jimgoose

Diamond Joe Quimby: And let me say, may the Force be with you!
Leonard Nimoy: Do you even know who I am?
Diamond Joe Quimby: I think I do. Weren't you one of the Little Rascals?

dj30

This is your chance to get a fair shake for the working man.

And make lifelong connections to the world of organised crime.
Mmm... organised crime...

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That's a nice-a donut.

Simi

Hold still while I gas you!

Rawr

Simi wrote: »

Hold still while I gas you!

Let's look at a picture book - the Big Book of British Smiles.

dr.fuzzenstein

Simi wrote: »

Hold still while I gas you!

RINGO
Look, fella, it's Lisa in the sky.
MCCARTNEY
No diamonds, though.

http://imgur.com/r/TheSimpsons/mWbOztI

Royce McCutcheon

Its a ring toss game

Rawr

dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »

RINGO
Look, fella, it's Lisa in the sky.
MCCARTNEY
No diamonds, though.

http://imgur.com/r/TheSimpsons/mWbOztI

Harrison: Look out for the campy drawing of Queen Victoria!

Yellow Submarine crashes

Beatles: 'elp us!
Ringo: .....'elp us.....

Peregrine

Rainier Wolfcastle: I just realised you insulted me. Now you will die.
Jay Sherman: Uh, hey, nudnik, your shoe's untied!
Rainier Wolfcastle: From here, they appear to be tied but I will go in for a closer look.
Jay Sherman: Taxi! To the airport.
*many hours later*
Rainier Wolfcastle: On closer inspection, these are loafers.

jimgoose

Bart: Hey, it's ZZ Top! You guys rock!!

Hasidic Jew: <shrugs> Oyy, well maybe a little.

Nerdkiller1991

"OUTTA MY WAY, JERKASS!"

Trebor176

New Orleans,
Home of pirates, drunks, and whores,
New Orleans,
Tacky overpriced souvenir stores. . .

Jikashi

Rawr wrote: »

Let's look at a picture book - the Big Book of British Smiles.

Don't you mean "The Big Book of of British Smiles?"

http://simpsonswiki.com/w/images/thumb/0/00/Big_Book_of_British_Smiles.png/250px-Big_Book_of_British_Smiles.png


Boy I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder, heh.

iDave

Seld-M-Break

harry Bailey esq

wiggum:Hey Lou,check out that park job in 7a.Lou:Woohoo...that's sweet

RainyDay

Krusty: [Chuckles] Book writing, what a scam, huh? It's only 20 pages long, and this guy wrote it for me. What's your name again?
Updike: John Updike.
Krusty: Whoa, whoa. I didn't ask for your life story.

Jikashi

Lou: That sounded like an explosion at the old Simpson place
Wiggum: Forget it, that's 2 blocks away
Lou: Looks like there's beer coming out of the chimney!
Wiggum: I'm proceeding on foot, call in a code 8
Lou: We need pretzels, repeat, pretzels!

Jikashi wrote: »

Don't you mean "The Big Book of of British Smiles?"

http://simpsonswiki.com/w/images/thumb/0/00/Big_Book_of_British_Smiles.png/250px-Big_Book_of_British_Smiles.png


Boy I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder, heh.

I never noticed that! :eek:

Wompa1

Wiggum: "You want to join the force!?"
All the cops: "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Wiggum: "Welcome Aboard"

Marge: "I want to quit, there's just to much corruption"
All the cops: "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Wiggum: "We're sorry to lose you"

Homer: " Quiet Dad, or we'll stick you in a home!"
Grandpa: "You already put me in a home"
Homer: "Yeah, well, we'll put you in one of those crooked homes we saw on 60 minutes"
Grandpa: "I'll be good!"

Dirty Dingus McGee

Do you think they really filmed this in Atlanta?

dr.fuzzenstein

Nerdkiller1991 wrote: »

"OUTTA MY WAY, JERKASS!"

DIE, YOU CHAWK-FACED GOONS!

C14N

Dirty Dingus McGee wrote: »

Do you think they really filmed this in Atlanta?

I think the movie that they were referencing in that scene was The Big Chill, anyone know if that's true.

Also:

"You can't have that one! That's a coconut cake!"