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    #6422
    jimgoose
    Registered Users Posts: 20,177 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Bart: Barbershop? That ain't been popular since aught-six, dagnabbit.
    Homer: Bart, what did I tell you?
    Bart: No talking like a grizzled 1890's prospector, consarn it.


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    #6423
    Jikashi
    Registered Users Posts: 1,060 ✭✭✭Jikashi


    C14N wrote: »
    I think the movie that they were referencing in that scene was The Big Chill, anyone know if that's true.


    *groan* I don't knoooow, I don't think it's important!


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    #6424
    Royce McCutcheon
    Registered Users Posts: 95 ✭✭Royce McCutcheon


    (Bart and Lisa come across a mysterious figure standing in the shadows smoking a cigarette. We can tell from the hairline that this is actually Waylon Smithers...)
    Smithers: (disguised voice) You're on the right track. Follow the names.
    Bart: How the hell do you know?
    Smithers: I can't tell you who I am... but I worked on the campaign...
    (Suddenly a car horn blares as headlights shine on Smithers, revealing his face to the kids! His cigarette breaks)
    Homer: Hey Mr. Smithers!
    Smithers: (normal voice) ...Well, you might as well give me a ride home now.


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    #6425
    ivytwine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,114 ✭✭✭ivytwine


    Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse?!


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    #6426
    Dirty Dingus McGee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,631 ✭✭✭Dirty Dingus McGee


    Oh my god! , Jebediah's body has been replaced with a skeleton!


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    #6427
    Liam McPoyle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,846 ✭✭✭✭Liam McPoyle


    Royce: That's the miracle of the franchise. You get all the equipment and know-how you need, plus a familiar brand-name people trust. You'll be on a rocket-ride to the moon! And while you're there, would you pick up some of that nice, green moon money for me … Royce McCutcheon!

    Homer: No deal, McCutcheon, that moon money is mine!


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    #6428
    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    Dr Nick: call 1800-Doctorb. The B is for bargain!


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    #6429
    Rawr
    Registered Users Posts: 3,874 ✭✭✭Rawr


    paddylonglegs wrote: »
    Dr Nick: call 1800-Doctorb. The B is for bargain!

    Dr. Nick: Instead of making sandwiches with bread, use pop tarts. Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon.
    Bart: You could brush your teeth with milkshakes.
    Dr. Nick: Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?


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    #6430
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    paddylonglegs wrote: »
    Dr Nick: call 1800-Doctorb. The B is for bargain!

    The kneebone's connected to the... something. The something's connected to the... red thing. The red thing's connected to my wrist watch.


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    #6431
    jamesbere
    Registered Users Posts: 5,022 ✭✭✭jamesbere


    Mr. McGreg: Dr. Nick Riviera. Remember me?

    Dr. Nick: Why, if it isn't my old friend, Mr. McGreg. With a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg.

    :D


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    #6432
    Jikashi
    Registered Users Posts: 1,060 ✭✭✭Jikashi


    Calm down, sir; you're going to give yourself skin failure!


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    #6433
    Wise Old Elf
    Moderators Posts: 3,554 ✭✭✭Wise Old Elf


    The coroner? I hate that guy.


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    #6434
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    I get here faster if I use the car pool lane!


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    #6435
    C14N
    Registered Users Posts: 2,656 ✭✭✭C14N


    Jikashi wrote: »
    *groan* I don't knoooow, I don't think it's important!

    Yeah...


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    #6436
    Welsh Megaman
    Registered Users Posts: 72,611 ✭✭✭✭Welsh Megaman


    Ooh...a sextet of ale.


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    #6437
    Galway K9
    Registered Users Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭Galway K9


    No posts in 2 days!!!???

    FOR SHAME!!!

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/declancashin/i-am-so-smart-smrt-i-mean-smart?bffb&utm_term=4ldqphz#.uxw5qvBLn


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    #6438
    Wise Old Elf
    Moderators Posts: 3,554 ✭✭✭Wise Old Elf


    Now Homer, don't you eat this pie....


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    #6439
    reprise
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,372 ✭✭✭reprise


    Loud?! That's our secret word for the day!!


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgT2ovIUOzE


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    #6440
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    reprise wrote: »
    Loud?! That's our secret word for the day!!


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgT2ovIUOzE

    His jaws can bite through a parking meter :D
    Always cracks me up.


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    #6441
    reprise
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,372 ✭✭✭reprise


    dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »
    His jaws can bite through a parking meter :D
    Always cracks me up.

    It's a beautifully constructed gag. You can almost imagine the scriptwriters cracking up as they wrote it. :)


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    #6442
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    reprise wrote: »
    It's a beautifully constructed gag. You can almost imagine the scriptwriters cracking up as they wrote it. :)

    I only ate the one! is another gem.


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    #6443
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,131 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Comic Book Guy/Me tonight: “Loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix"


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    #6444
    corblimey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    Dr. Nick Riviera: Hi everybody!
    Mr. Burns: Ho mersimp Son!
    Dr. Nick Riviera: Okay, that was weird.


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    #6445
    banquo
    Registered Users Posts: 9,487 ✭✭✭banquo


    Welsh Megaman wrote: »
    Ooh...a sextet of ale.

    Marge Simpson: Has that cassette helped reduce your appetite?
    Homer Simpson: Lamentably, no. My gastronomic rapacity knows no satiety.


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    #6446
    Galway K9
    Registered Users Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭Galway K9


    banquo wrote: »
    Marge Simpson: Has that cassette helped reduce your appetite?
    Homer Simpson: Lamentably, no. My gastronomic rapacity knows no satiety.

    That reminds me there's another thing I've been meaning to talk to you about.


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    #6447
    wnolan1992
    Registered Users Posts: 14,009 ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    "They didn't have Lord Huggington?"
    "It's the same basic bear Homie..."
    "I guess. :("


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    #6448
    Mystery Egg
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 2,588 Mod ✭✭✭✭Mystery Egg


    You choo, choo, choose me?


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    #6449
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    Mystery Egg wrote: »
    You choo, choo, choose me?

    If you look closely you can actually pinpoint the exact moment his heart breaks in two!:D


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    #6450
    dj30
    Registered Users Posts: 17 ✭dj30


    Tomorrow morning I'm going to march right up to Al, and say...

    "Steve! I mean Al!"


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    #6451
    wnolan1992
    Registered Users Posts: 14,009 ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    "I'm Sir Loves-A-Lot. The bear who loves to love!"

    I'm playing Simpsons Tapped Out, and that bear was given out on Valentine's Day. I've been tapping on it a lot because I love that quote so much. :pac:


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