Dental plan!

dr.fuzzenstein

From YLYL:

iDave

Do it for her

strawdog

(Comic Book Guy sits on a Portaloo reading "Zebra Girl")

CBG: Oh, it appears I will have to find a new fortress of solitude.

reap-a-rat

Come on, men - their white flags are no match for our muskets!

Rawr

reap-a-rat wrote: »

Come on, men - their white flags are no match for our muskets!

Female Tour Guide: This civil war cannon had been fully restored and is in ready-to-fire condition, but it's a good thing we're not firing it, because it happens to be aimed at the main support leg of that lookout tower. People don't realize that these cannons are very sensitive, and the slightest jolt could set them off.

[the bus from Springfield Elementary arrives and skids into the cannon, knocking one of its wheels off]

Female Tour Guide: Of course for safety reasons, we don't keep the cannon loaded. It's just common sense.

MUFC91CS

reap-a-rat wrote: »

Come on, men - their white flags are no match for our muskets!

And the Springfielders heroically slaughtered their enemies as
they prayed for mercy.

ivytwine

On May 21, 1864, the men of the 9th Bearded Infantry were sunning and fluffing their beards in the sun…

Galway K9

wnolan1992 wrote: »

"I'm Sir Loves-A-Lot. The bear who loves to love!"

I'm playing Simpsons Tapped Out, and that bear was given out on Valentine's Day. I've been tapping on it a lot because I love that quote so much. :pac:

i started playing that game and was interesting but the constant tapping on the phone was a pain in the ass, so i dropped it.

scottmcb04

Galway K9 wrote: »

i started playing that game and was interesting but the constant tapping on the phone was a pain in the ass, so i dropped it.

did your phone break?

Rawr

Civil War Actor: Hey, they're trying to learn for free! - Get them! -
Other Civil War actor: Use your phony guns as clubs!
Principle Skinner: Run, children.

Skinner: Start the bus, Otto! Start the bus!
Otto: (Spits up petrol) Damn! I shouldn't have eaten the mint first.
[Otto starts up the bus, drives while Skinner and class run along-side]
Otto: Okay, hop on!!
Uter: Wait! Wait!
[Uter falls behind and is surrounded by angry civil war folk...about to club him]

Edna: Seymour, because of your penny-pinching we're coming back from a field trip with the fewest children yet.
Skinner: God bless the man who invented permission slips. (Kisses permission slips)

Much later....

Principal Skinner: Now, I'd like to ask each child to pair up with a buddy so no one gets lost.
Bart: Come to think of it I haven't seen Uter since the lastfield trip.
Principal Skinner: Uter. I don't remember any Uter. Silly name, Uter.

Even later...

Maude: Homer's a critic, pass it on!
Principal Skinner [to Uter's parents]: Did you hear? Homer's a critic.
Uter's Father: Quit changing the subject. Where is Uter?
Uter's Mother: Oh, we just want closure!

Sheepy99

We are the mediocre presidents,
you won't find our faces on dollars or on cents!

Rawr

Sheepy99 wrote: »

We are the mediocre presidents,
you won't find our faces on dollars or on cents!

Children: There's Taylor, there's Tyler, there's Fillmore and there's Hayes,
There's William Henry Harrison.

Harrison: I died in thirty days!

Jesus Wept

Probably misses his old glasses.

banquo

Rawr wrote: »

Civil War Actor: Hey, they're trying to learn for free! - Get them! -
Other Civil War actor: Use your phony guns as clubs!
Principle Skinner: Run, children.

"Hi, Bart. I am weaving on a loom!"

wnolan1992

Galway K9 wrote: »

i started playing that game and was interesting but the constant tapping on the phone was a pain in the ass, so i dropped it.

Yeah. The "game" aspect of it is the least fun thing about it tbh. I just enjoy the different stories it's telling (the current Superhero event is a good example) and like designing the town.

It like to throw in littler digs at fremium games, which is really irritating. You can't mock something on one hand and then do it yourself. It's not clever.

Sheepy99

Iron helps us play.

Hello Joe!

efb

I dunno Marge, trying is the first step tword failure

dr.fuzzenstein

efb wrote: »

I dunno Marge, trying is the first step tword failure

I LOVE Homer Simpsons parenting techniques:

Homer: Now, boy, we spent a lot of money, so you'd better get real good real fast, or POW!

C14N

wnolan1992 wrote: »

Yeah. The "game" aspect of it is the least fun thing about it tbh. I just enjoy the different stories it's telling (the current Superhero event is a good example) and like designing the town.

It like to throw in littler digs at fremium games, which is really irritating. You can't mock something on one hand and then do it yourself. It's not clever.

Yeah I didn't like that much either. It's like "Haha look at those greedy games charging people absurd amounts of money to play them, what a load of hooey. So anyway, getting back to the game, you want to give us $10 to buy 2 new buildings?"

Welsh Megaman

Ralph (Whispering): Psst, Lisa...what's the answer to number seven?

Lisa (Whispering): Sorry, Ralph. That would defeat the purpose of testing as a means of student evaluation.

Ralph: (pause) My cat's name is Mittens.

AnonoBoy

Homer constructs mash potato circus tent on his plate. The family stare at him.

Lisa - "Mom?"
Marge - "I think I'll have some wine."

Sheepy99

Buenos diddly ding dong dias senor!

corblimey

Sheepy99 wrote: »

Buenos diddly ding dong dias senor!

Charmed. (Ned nudges him) Eh, a googily... doogily

chops018

SILENT ALARM ACTIVATED!

Rawr

Skinner: Kids, this is Robbie the Automaton.
Robot: Greetings, earth children
Lewis: Where are you from?
Robot: ....earth

Sheepy99

Not Brown..Brown..Brown..

Padkir

Sheepy99 wrote: »

Not Brown..Brown..Brown..

Sheepy, you're saying brown an awful lot... Are you ok?

dr.fuzzenstein

Help, I need tungsten to live! Tungsten!

Rawr

dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »

Help, I need tungsten to live! Tungsten!

Allen Wrench: [Robotic voice] It's not a costume. They found me inside a me-te-OR!

Welsh Megaman

Ralph: Duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck...