Dental plan!

Rawr · 17-03-2015 8:55am

Kent Brockman: Ladies and gentlemen, what you are seeing is a total disregard for the things St. Patrick's Day stand for. All this drinking, violence, destruction of property. Are these the things we think of when we think of the Irish?

keano_afc · 17-03-2015 9:53am

Something I've always enjoyed is the little in-joke that the Krusty dolls are actually alive. Last night they had an episode on where they got a fire proof safe and each had to put in an item. Bart put his Krusty doll in and just as Homer was closing the door the doll shouts "hey, don't shut that......!"

Cracks me up every time.

corblimey · 17-03-2015 10:03am

It's been St.Patrick's Day for hours, and I'm still not drunk yet

Heisenberg1 · 17-03-2015 11:50am

Kent Brockman: "What are you lookin' at?" - the innocent words of a drunken child.

dr.fuzzenstein · 17-03-2015 1:06pm

Now what was I laughing at? Oh yes, that crippled Irishman.

dr.fuzzenstein · 18-03-2015 4:44pm

C:/DOS
C:/DOS/RUN
RUN/DOS/RUN

Marzipan85 · 18-03-2015 5:04pm

The day they banned smoking from pubs, a little bit of Ireland died.
But thanks to these two sweet Yanks, our lungs are black with joy!

toastedpickles · 19-03-2015 8:41pm

Please! Dont take the steam tray! Sir!

That man ate all our shrimp! and plastic lobsters!

Tis no man! Tis a remorseless eatn' machine!

strawdog · 19-03-2015 9:15pm

Marge: “I could get a job.” –
Homer: “Hey, then I could follow my dream, living in the woods and keeping a journal of my thoughts.” –

Cuts to dream, Homer sitting in the woods writing in journal: “March 15th, I wish I brought a TV. Oh God, how I miss TV!”

dr.fuzzenstein · 19-03-2015 9:29pm

toastedpickles wrote: »

Please! Dont take the steam tray! Sir!

That man ate all our shrimp! and plastic lobsters!

Tis no man! Tis a remorseless eatn' machine!

I heard they shaved a gorilla

Tommybojangles · 19-03-2015 10:24pm

Donuts? I told you no Ethnic food!

Bobby Baccala · 19-03-2015 11:17pm

"Can yodeling cure cancer? Of course not." - Kent brockman

Welsh Megaman · 21-03-2015 7:56pm

Kent Brockman: Excuse me sir, did you see my broadcast tonight?

Comic Book Guy: No, I get my news from the internet, like a normal person under seventy. Farewell, dinosaur.

Nerdkiller1991 · 21-03-2015 9:19pm

http://i.imgur.com/SMLw4tk.gif

corblimey · 23-03-2015 6:28pm

Kent: The Burns bear, perhaps the most valuable widdle bear in the world, could be anywhere. It could be in your house... You could be looking at it right now. It could be right in front of your face as I'm saying this, waggling back and forth, perhaps being held up by a loved one.
Homer: Maggie, I'm trying to watch TV, put that mouldy old bear down! Mouldy? Old? I'm gonna get something to eat!

C14N · 23-03-2015 9:33pm

Right about now, you're probably saying, "Troy, I've seen every Simpson's episode, You can't show me anything new." Well, you got some attitude, Mister.

dr.fuzzenstein · 23-03-2015 10:33pm

corblimey wrote: »

Kent: The Burns bear, perhaps the most valuable widdle bear in the world, could be anywhere. It could be in your house... You could be looking at it right now. It could be right in front of your face as I'm saying this, waggling back and forth, perhaps being held up by a loved one.
Homer: Maggie, I'm trying to watch TV, put that mouldy old bear down! Mouldy? Old? I'm gonna get something to eat!

64 slices of american cheese!

Nerdkiller1991 · 23-03-2015 10:59pm

dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »

64 slices of american cheese!

"I think I'm blind."

Rawr · 24-03-2015 7:48am

Nerdkiller1991 wrote: »

"I think I'm blind."

[Smithers and Mr. Burns fall the the floor and get up]
Mr. Burns: Good day to you.
[They leave]

Rawr · 24-03-2015 9:16am

Homer: The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother. I call him Gamblor and it's time to free your mother from his neon claws.

paddylonglegs · 24-03-2015 11:30am

Eat the pudding
Eat the pudding
Eat the pudding
Eat the pudding
Eat the pudding
Eat the pudding
Eat the pudding
Eat the pudding
Eat the pudding

Rawr · 24-03-2015 11:58am

paddylonglegs wrote: »

Eat the pudding
Eat the pudding
Eat the pudding
Eat the pudding
Eat the pudding
Eat the pudding
Eat the pudding
Eat the pudding
Eat the pudding

Well, alright. But then we gotta get to work.

dr.fuzzenstein · 24-03-2015 12:44pm

Rawr wrote: »

Well, alright. But then we gotta get to work.

Shut up brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!

jimgoose · 24-03-2015 12:45pm

dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »

Shut up brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!

Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer.

dr.fuzzenstein · 24-03-2015 12:50pm

jimgoose wrote: »

Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer.

It's a deal!

dr.fuzzenstein · 24-03-2015 12:52pm

I hope I didn't brain my damage.

jimgoose · 24-03-2015 12:54pm

dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »

I hope I didn't brain my damage.

Uh-oh! Why I laugh??

paddylonglegs · 24-03-2015 1:25pm

Rawr wrote: »

Well, alright. But then we gotta get to work.

Brain: I don't know about you, but I'm outta here (image of Homers brain floats away, Homer drops to the ground)

strawdog · 24-03-2015 1:49pm

paddylonglegs wrote: »

Brain: I don't know about you, but I'm outta here (image of Homers brain floats away, Homer drops to the ground)

In the episode where George Bush moves in next door...Santa's Little Helper is chasing the Bushes down the street.]

Homer: Looks like he's barking up the wrong Bush! Heh heh!

Homer's Brain: Good job Homer, the cleverest thing you'll ever say and no-one was around to hear it.

Homer: D'oh!

corblimey · 24-03-2015 3:48pm

Lisa: Dad, why are you singing?
Homer's Brain: Tell a lie, tell a lie.
Homer: Uh, because I have a small role in a Broadway musical. It's not much, but it's a start.
Homer's Brain: (sarcastically) Bravo. (slow clapping)

Dental plan!

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