Dental plan!

C14N

Nerdkiller1991 wrote: »

"oh, whatever."

Nu-cular

wnolan1992

I can't excape Lisa, our very own walking lie-berry.

walkingshadow

If its clear and yella, you got juice there fella. If its tangy and brown, you're in cider town.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

walkingshadow wrote: »

If its clear and yella, you got juice there fella. If its tangy and brown, you're in cider town.

Ugh, you stay if you want but I'm outta here!
(Brain image leaves, Homer collapses)

Padkir

walkingshadow wrote: »

If its clear and yella, you got juice there fella. If its tangy and brown, you're in cider town.

Now, there are two exceptions to that rule ... and of course in Canada the whole thing's flip-flopped!

RhubarbCrumble

walkingshadow wrote: »

If its clear and yella, you got juice there fella. If its tangy and brown, you're in cider town.

"If it's brown drink it down, if it's black send it back!"

When will you people learn? In America we stopped using corporal punishment and things have never been better. The streets are safe, old people strut confidently through the darkest alleys and the weak and nerdy are admired for their computer programming abilities. So, like us, let your children run wild and free. Because, as the old saying goes, let your children run wild and free.

Al_Coholic

ahhhh its a lazy dog danglin afternoon

Kilkenny14

Johnny Unitas: So, what do you think of the Lady Krusty Mustache-Removal System, Angelique?
Angelique: It's Krusterrific, Johnny Unitas! But is my upper lip supposed to bleed like this?!
Johnny Unitas: Probably.

corblimey

Moe: Alright, come on, what's the catch? A gorgeous woman don't just hand ya a free daffy-dil.
Renee: Really? You think I'm gorgeous?
Moe: Yeah, well, the part that's showing... I guess you could have a load of weird scars or a fake ass or something.
Renee: You don't talk to a lot of women, do you?

somefeen

Ooooh he card read good

walkingshadow

You know Homer, the traditional way to cheat in golf is to lower your score.

Pierce_1991

Mr Burns: You mean there are actually people who will pay good money for garbage?
Lisa: Not good money, really, each can’ll get you a nickle.
Mr Burns: Oh, don’t poo poo a nickle, Lisa. A nickle will buy you a steak and kidney pie, a cup of coffee, a slice of cheesecake, and a newsreel, with enough change left over to ride the trolley from Battery Park to the Polo Grounds.
Lisa: There’s a can.

Nerdkiller1991

walkingshadow wrote: »

You know Homer, the traditional way to cheat in golf is to lower your score.

"You can keep the shoes!"

harry Bailey esq

http://youtu.be/64-WBJ5Ykw4

corblimey

Depression, insomnia, motor-mouth, darting eyes, indecisiveness, decisiveness, bossiness, uncontrollable falling down, geriatric profanity disorder (or GPD), and chronic nagging.

dr.fuzzenstein

..nagging...nagging...nagging...nagging...nagging
(sorry, it does that sometimes)

RoyalMarine

Look Marge, you don't know what it's like. I'm the one out there every day putting his ass on the line. And I'm not out of order. You're out of order! The whole freakin' system is out of order. You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't HANDLE the truth! Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do. Forget it, Marge, it's Chinatown!

walkingshadow

Hello Homer. This is God.

Peregrine

walkingshadow wrote: »

Hello Homer. This is God.

..frey Jones from the TV magazine show, Rock Bottom.

Peregrine

In America, first you get the sugar then you get the power then you get the women.

walkingshadow

L-the losers in her wake, I- the income she will make...

Nerdkiller1991

walkingshadow wrote: »

L-the losers in her wake, I- the income she will make...

"T is for her tooth filled mouth. T is for her tooth filled mouth."

corblimey

Ahoy, Maties!
If the water turns blue, a baby for you!
If purple ye see, no baby thar be!
If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail!

walkingshadow

The coroner? Ugh, I'm so sick of that guy!

Rawr

Kent Brockman: Lisa Simpson is no longer Little Miss Springfield. She was stripped of her crown in a ceremony earlier today;

[footage of a goat being bottle fed plays]

Kent Brockman: Well, that's obviously the wrong footage. Uh, but it does seem the father of the deposed beauty queen Homer Simpson filled out the pageant application incorrectly. In the area under "do not write under this space" he wrote "okay".

dr.fuzzenstein

Homer: Is that Lisa? Oooo, I gotta call heaven. There's an angel missing! Bart: And whose your little school friend? Wait a minute... That's Mom!
Marge: I know two fellas who will get a special dinner tonight!
:Bart and Homer high five:
Bart: Dad, do you know anything else about women?
Homer: Nope, that's it.

paddylonglegs

Look in the tunk

corblimey

Ruth Powers: Well, I know what you're thinking, and the answer is yes. I want to be fixed up with one of your friends as soon as you can arrange it. After all, Homer, I do have the normal ... appetites.
Homer: Heh, heh, heh. I know what you mean... just let me make sure we're not talking about food?
Ruth Powers: I'm not.
Homer: Right! Me neither... We're talking about sex, right?
Ruth Powers: Right.

Nerdkiller1991

paddylonglegs wrote: »

Look in the tunk

"He must mean trunk."