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    #6692
    Peregrine
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,402 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    Coach: Bombardment. Deal with it. Bombardment, bombardment, bombardment. Walk it off! Bombardment, bombardment.
    Bart: I caught it, I'm safe!
    *gets bombarded by dodgeballs*
    Coach: Son, are you okay?
    Bart: I..guess..
    Coach: Bombardment!

    BX2Imix.gif


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    #6693
    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    Barts carer in the 'bigger brother' program:Are you homer Simpson,the drunken gambler??
    Homer(smiling) :That's right,and who might you be?


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    #6694
    crazygeryy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,065 ✭✭✭crazygeryy


    Lock this thread the simpsons are ****e Now.


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    #6695
    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    crazygeryy wrote: »
    Lock this thread the simpsons are ****e Now.

    Ban him!Ban him I say!!


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    #6696
    Kilkenny14
    Registered Users Posts: 579 ✭✭✭Kilkenny14


    crazygeryy wrote: »
    Lock this thread the simpsons are ****e Now.[/quote

    Thats a very crumullient response.


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    #6697
    toastedpickles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,607 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    crazygeryy wrote: »
    Lock this thread the simpsons are ****e Now.

    http://www.quickmeme.com/img/71/71bf4186f2fd86fe7990f814bb956dd6d77d68ee46e6de9d981f02268d87422f.jpg

    While we're off topic


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    #6698
    Riddle101
    Registered Users Posts: 8,409 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    crazygeryy wrote: »
    Lock this thread the simpsons are ****e Now.

    Which is why this thread was created. To remember to good oul days.


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    #6699
    Pierce_1991
    Registered Users Posts: 2,425 ✭✭✭Pierce_1991


    The Simpsons has clearly been awful for a good few years now but that doesn't change the hilarity of the classic episodes.

    http://deadhomersociety.com/zombiesimpsons/zs1/

    Really interesting read here on why and how the show has gone so far downhill throughout the years. There's a lot of reading in it but it's very well put together and really hits the nail on the head about the shows decline.


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    #6700
    Rawr
    Registered Users Posts: 3,874 ✭✭✭Rawr


    Girl: This cross-country flight from the law would be hell if we didn't stick together.
    Girl's friend: Hey. Friends stick together.

    Other Girl: It's amazing how through all this adversity, we managed to stick together.
    Other Girl's friend: If there's one thing decent folk do, it's stick together.

    Diner Lady: I hate it when the waffles stick together.

    Diner Cook: Sticking together is what good waffles do.


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    #6701
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    Homer: How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy that gives those sermons in church? Captain What's-his-name. We live in a society of laws, why do you think I took you to see all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn't hear anybody laughing. Did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Vroom. Beep. Honk. Honk. Ha-ha. Where was I? Oh yeah, stay out of my booze.


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    #6702
    Rawr
    Registered Users Posts: 3,874 ✭✭✭Rawr


    [Schoolbus arrives at Springfield Elementary, where it falls apart.]

    Skinner: Gadzooks!

    [Bart is being pulled away on a stretcher wearing a straight jacket.]

    Bart: Look at the bus! I was right, I tell you, I was right!

    Skinner: Right or wrong, your behavior was still disruptive, young man! Perhaps spending the remainder of your life in a madhouse will teach you some manners.

    Nelson: Ha ha!


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    #6703
    corblimey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    Six hours nineteen minutes right ascension, fourteen degrees twenty-two minutes declination: no sighting.
    Six hours nineteen minutes right ascension, fourteen degrees twenty-three minutes declination: no sighting.
    (later)
    Six hours nineteen minutes right ascension, fourteen degrees fifty-eight minutes declination: no sighting.


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    #6704
    reap-a-rat
    Registered Users Posts: 1,005 ✭✭✭reap-a-rat


    corblimey wrote: »
    Six hours nineteen minutes right ascension, fourteen degrees twenty-two minutes declination: no sighting.
    Six hours nineteen minutes right ascension, fourteen degrees twenty-three minutes declination: no sighting.
    (later)
    Six hours nineteen minutes right ascension, fourteen degrees fifty-eight minutes declination: no sighting.

    "Did you get that one Bart?"
    "Hell no."
    "Good."


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    #6705
    RainyDay
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,925 ✭✭✭RainyDay


    Krusty: Damn that Brockman! There are only two rules in TV: don't swear, and don't whip it out. It's not rocket science.


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    #6706
    Welsh Megaman
    Registered Users Posts: 72,597 ✭✭✭✭Welsh Megaman


    Itchy: Hi, Poochie! You look like you've got something to say! Do you?

    Poochie: Yes, I certainly do! I HAVE TO GO NOW. MY PLANET NEEDS ME.



    NOTE: POOCHIE DIED ON THE WAY BACK TO HIS HOME PLANET


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    #6707
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJh1hmmLLzw


    That one made my day.


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    #6708
    C14N
    Registered Users Posts: 2,656 ✭✭✭C14N


    dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJh1hmmLLzw


    That one made my day.

    Did the Simpsons make that word up? I'm pretty sure they made up "meh" and I know they made up "cromulant", which is a word I have since heard engineering professors say with a completely straight face.


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    #6709
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    C14N wrote: »
    Did the Simpsons make that word up? I'm pretty sure they made up "meh" and I know they made up "cromulant", which is a word I have since heard engineering professors say with a completely straight face.

    And of course d'oh. Except in the script its always down as "annoyed grunt".
    But yoink is the most awesome word ever.


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    #6710
    toastedpickles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,607 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    I need the biggest seed bell you have....

    No that's too big


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    #6711
    Rawr
    Registered Users Posts: 3,874 ✭✭✭Rawr


    dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »
    And of course d'oh. Except in the script its always down as "annoyed grunt".
    But yoink is the most awesome word ever.

    (Kent Brockman prepares his newscast, with a danish on his desk)

    Kent Brockman: "Tragic news tonight: 120 dead in a tidal wave in Kuala Lala... pir... Kuala Lum... per..." (crosses it out) "France!"

    Bart: (runs up to the desk and steals the danish) Yoink!

    Kent Brockman: (surprised) Yoink?

    (looks down to see the danish missing; gasps in horror)


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    #6712
    corblimey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    Download to Papa! (backing out) Yoink dot adios backslash losers!


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    #6713
    walkingshadow
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 369 ✭✭walkingshadow


    This is just your memory Homer- I can't give you any new information.


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    #6714
    Duffy the Vampire Slayer
    Registered Users Posts: 5,382 ✭✭✭Duffy the Vampire Slayer


    I believe it was a boaking accident.


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    #6715
    Reoil
    Registered Users Posts: 1,126 ✭✭✭Reoil


    Ralph: "I'm a unitard!"


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    #6716
    Cold War Kid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭Cold War Kid


    I mock your value system. You also appear foolish in the eyes of others.

    Past instances in which I professed to like you, were fraudulent.

    I engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other.


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    #6717
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,998 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    Cold War Kid wrote: »
    I mock your value system. You also appear foolish in the eyes of others.

    Past instances in which I professed to like you, were fraudulent.

    I engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other.
    *looks at avatar*

    "ACH! Back to the loch with you, Nessie!"


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    #6718
    Cold War Kid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭Cold War Kid


    "You're lookin' at a free lunch, boys!"


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    #6719
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Bart: Take him away, boys!

    Chief Wiggum: Hey, I'm the chief here! Bake him away, toys.

    Lou: What'd you say, Chief?

    Chief Wiggum: (Grumbling) Do what the kid says.


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    #6720
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    I laughed so hard at the part where Lenny complains to Rainier Wolfcastle about how his ab belt never worked

    "that's because you have it on the wrong way around "

    Queue Lenny turning around with a full six pack on his back

    :D


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    #6721
    Electric Boobs
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 179 ✭✭Electric Boobs


    What in the name of God is this thread actually about


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