Dental plan!

Electric Boobs

Electric Boobs wrote: »

What in the name of God is this thread actually about

Its not for you. Its more of a Shelbyville idea.

C14N

toastedpickles wrote: »

I need the biggest seed bell you have....

No that's too big

Hey, give me one of those famous giant beers I've heard so much about!

...aww...it's pretty big...I guess.

Rawr

Electric Boobs wrote: »

What in the name of God is this thread actually about

Chalmers: God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion. Simpson, you get your wish. Flanders is history!

Dozen Wicked Words

I can't be a missionary, I don't even believe in Jebus.

RainyDay

Homer Simpson: Why haven't you thrown that bum out?
Marge Simpson: Christian charity.
Homer Simpson: Christian Charity? What does a porn star have to do with it?

RhubarbCrumble

Ralph: "Hi Principal Skinner, hi Super Nintendo Chalmers"

Rawr

Ozzy Osbourne: Right, and the award for best hardcore thrash metal goes to....."Simpsons Christmas Boogie"!?

[Bits top off Grammy]

Rawr

Burns: Compadres! It is imperative that we crush the freedom fighters before the start of the rainy season. And remember - a shiny new donkey for whoever brings me the head of Colonel Montoya"

*Smithers whispers inaudibly*

…And by that I mean it’s time for the worker of the week award.

RhubarbCrumble

Mr Burns: "Somebody up there likes me Smithers"
Smithers: "Somebody down here likes you too Sir"

sheesh

C14N wrote: »

Did the Simpsons make that word up? I'm pretty sure they made up "meh" and I know they made up "cromulant", which is a word I have since heard engineering professors say with a completely straight face.

I'm sure it embiggened the point he was trying to make.

Eutow

Cold War Kid wrote: »

"You're lookin' at a free lunch, boys!"

Och, back to the loch with you Nessie.

Trebor176

From the episode where Homer goes back to college:

[prank calling Dean Peterson]

Homer: Hello, Dean? You're a stupidhead.

Dean Peterson: Homer, is that you?

[looks out window, sees Homer on a pay phone across the street]

Homer: [looks up, sees the Dean] AAH!

[runs away]

dr.fuzzenstein

“Daddy has to go to a beer drinking contest today.” – Homer Simpson
“Think you’ll win?” – Bart Simpson
“Son, when you participate in sporting events it’s not whether you win or lose, it’s how drunk you get.” – Homer Simpson

valoren

Folks, do you realize without your support public television can't afford to bring you such award-winning shows as Edward the Penitent?

I'm really, really, really sorry.

I'm afraid sorry doesn't cut it with this pope!!!

- Oh-ho!

The King of Moo

Homer: Son, a woman is a lot like...

[sees the fridge]

Homer: a refrigerator. They're about six feet tall, three-hundred pounds... they make ice and...

[eyes his Duff]

Homer: No, actually a woman is a more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one.

[chugs beer]

Homer: But you can't stop at one...

[grabs another beer from the fridge]

Homer: you want to drink another woman.

[10 beers later]

Homer: So I says; "Yeah? You want that money? Come and find it! 'Cause I don't know where it is, ya baloney! You... make me... wanna... wretch!!..."

[passes out]

dr.fuzzenstein

“So, if you don’t want to see crude, lowbrow programming disappear from the airwaves, please call now.”

Rega

Mr. Dewey: Miss Simpson, do you find something funny about the word "tromboner"?

Lisa Simpson: No, sir. I was laughing at something outside.

Sherri: She was looking at Nelson!

Class: Lisa likes Nelson!

Milhouse: She does not!

Class: Milhouse likes Lisa!

Janey: He does not!

Class: Janey likes Milhouse!

Uter: She does not!

Class: Uter likes Milhouse.

Mr. Dewey: NOBODY LIKES MILHOUSE!!

Dirty Dingus McGee

Bart: Here, let me read to you from my play.

"Kippers for breakfast, Aunt Helga? Is it Saint Swiven's Day already? - 'Tis, replied Aunt Helga"

Lisa: I'm going, I'm going.

HalloweenJack

Snotaul Goodman wrote: »

Its not for you. Its more of a Shelbyville idea.

We're twice as smart as the people of Shelbyville. Just tell us what the idea is and we'll vote for it straightaway.

Rawr

Bart: Hey, guys! Sign my cast?
[holds out a pen] Sign my cast?
[they all walk past] Guys!
[they jump in the pool, laughing and playing] Milhouse!

Milhouse: [sneaking by] Uh...hi Bart.

Bart: Faithful Milhouse. You'll spend the long, hot days by my side, won't you? [forces the pen into his hand]

Milhouse: [signing hurriedly] Uh, I think I lost my glasses in your pool. I better go in and find them.

Bart: But you're wearing your glasses.

Milhouse: No I'm not.

Milpool____

Riddle101

Was watching the Episode when Bart gets and old brother, and Homer gets a younger brother.

Bigger Brother employee: And what are your reasons for wanting a little brother?
Homer's brain: Don't say revenge, don't say revenge!
Homer: Eh... revenge?
Homer's brain: That's it, I'm gettin' outta here!
[sounds of someone walking down stairs and slamming a door. Meanwhile, the Bigger Brother employee pursues her checklist]
Checklist: Revenge.

Homer: What am I supposed to do!
Homer's Brain: Pick up Bart! Pick up Bart!
Homer: "Pick a bar?" What the hell is "pick a bar?"

Bart: You've been really great to me, but there's probably some other kid who needs you even more.
Tom: Bart, I could kiss you. If the "Bigger Brothers" didn't make me sign a form promising I wouldn't.

Homer: You're not the only one who can abuse a non-profit organization!

Milhouse: Trab pu kcip! Trab pu kcip!
*Pick up Bart backwards*

Welsh Megaman

CROOK!

THIEF!

Youstolemoneyfromthechurchcollectionplate!

MonkeyTennis

Harry Shearer has left the simpsons

GAME OVER

keano_afc

Riddle101 wrote: »

Was watching the Episode when Bart gets and old brother, and Homer gets a younger brother.

Bigger Brother employee: And what are your reasons for wanting a little brother?
Homer's brain: Don't say revenge, don't say revenge!
Homer: Eh... revenge?
Homer's brain: That's it, I'm gettin' outta here!
[sounds of someone walking down stairs and slamming a door. Meanwhile, the Bigger Brother employee pursues her checklist]
Checklist: Revenge.

Homer: What am I supposed to do!
Homer's Brain: Pick up Bart! Pick up Bart!
Homer: "Pick a bar?" What the hell is "pick a bar?"

Bart: You've been really great to me, but there's probably some other kid who needs you even more.
Tom: Bart, I could kiss you. If the "Bigger Brothers" didn't make me sign a form promising I wouldn't.

Homer: You're not the only one who can abuse a non-profit organization!

Milhouse: Trab pu kcip! Trab pu kcip!
*Pick up Bart backwards*

"I'm Bart's father!"

"The drunken gambler??"

"Why yes!"

valoren

MonkeyTennis wrote: »

Harry Shearer has left the simpsons

GAME OVER

Dan Castellaneta auditioned to replace Shearer but failed to get the Monty Burns role.

Exactly..........d'oh!!!

silverfeather

valoren wrote: »

Exactly..........d'oh!!!


Cue the auditions to find a replacement voice.

Can't be done!

TheDoctor

So no more Ned Flanders,Kent Brockman, Mr. Burns, Principal Skinner, Smithers, Rev Lovejoy, Dr. Hibbert, Lenny, Otto (and more I cant think of)

Big chunk of characters gone.

Welsh Megaman

silverfeather wrote: »

Can't be done!

He embiggened those roles with his cromulent performance!

:cool:

dr.fuzzenstein

I'm in two minds about this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_-tXjgYPlc

valoren

TheDoctor wrote: »

So no more Ned Flanders,Kent Brockman, Mr. Burns, Principal Skinner, Smithers, Rev Lovejoy, Dr. Hibbert, Lenny, Otto (and more I cant think of)

Big chunk of characters gone.

NOT LENNY!