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    #6782
    csallmighty
    Registered Users Posts: 650 ✭✭✭csallmighty


    "Ahh! My groin!!"


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    #6783
    csallmighty
    Registered Users Posts: 650 ✭✭✭csallmighty


    "Barneys movie had heart but football in the groin had a football in the groin"


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    #6784
    Peregrine
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,402 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    paddylonglegs wrote: »
    BARTWOULDYOULIKETOSEEMYNEWCHAINSAWANDHOCKEYMASK?

    BARTDOYOUWANTSOMEBROWNIEBEFOREYOUGOTOBED?


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    #6785
    Rawr
    Registered Users Posts: 3,874 ✭✭✭Rawr


    Marge: You awful man! Stay away from my son!

    Sideshow Bob: [menacing] Oh, I'll stay away from your son, all right! Stay away... FOREVER!

    Homer: Oh, no!

    Sideshow Bob: Wait a minute. That's no good.

    [walks away, then runs back]

    Sideshow Bob: Wait, I've got a good one now! Marge, say "stay away from my son" again.

    Marge: No!

    Sideshow Bob: [Sideshow Bob groan]


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    #6786
    toastedpickles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,607 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    csallmighty wrote: »
    "Barneys movie had heart but football in the groin had a football in the groin"

    "Don't cry for me, I'm already dead"


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    #6787
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    toastedpickles wrote: »
    "Don't cry for me, I'm already dead"

    Excuse me, did something crawl down your throat and die?


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    #6788
    Peregrine
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,402 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »
    Excuse me, did something crawl down your throat and die?

    It didn't die.


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    #6789
    corblimey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    Dr. Nick: Be creative. Instead of making sandwiches with bread, use poptarts. Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon, heh...
    Bart: You could brush your teeth with milkshakes!
    Dr. Nick: Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?


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    #6790
    Rawr
    Registered Users Posts: 3,874 ✭✭✭Rawr


    Ape 1: Help! - the human's about to escape!

    Troy: Get your paws off me, you - dirty ape!

    Ape 2: (gasps) He can talk!

    Apes:
    He can talk! He can talk!
    He can talk! He can talk!
    He can talk! He can talk!

    Troy: I can siiiiiiiing!

    Ape Nurse: Ooh, help me, Dr. Zaius!

    Apes:
    Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
    Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
    Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
    Ohhhhhhh, Dr. Zaius!
    Ape 1: Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!

    Troy: What's wrong with me?

    Dr. Zaius: I think you're crazy.

    Troy: Want a second op-in-ion.

    Dr. Zaius: You're also lazy.

    Apes:
    Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
    Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
    Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
    Ohhhhhhh, Dr. Zaius!
    Ape 1: Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!

    Troy: Can I play the piano any-more?

    Dr. Zaius: Of course you can.

    Troy: Well, I couldn't before.
    (plays awesome piano riff)

    Apes:
    Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
    Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
    Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
    Ohhhhhhh, Dr. Zaius!



    Troy:
    I hate every ape I seeeee
    From chimpan-a to chimpan-zeeee,
    No, you'll never make a monkey out of meeee.
    [Statue of Liberty appears]
    Oh, my God, I was wrong,
    It was Earth all along.
    You finally made a monkey...

    Ape: Yes we finally made a monkey...

    Troy and Apes:
    Yes, you fiiiiinally made a monkey out of meeeeeeee!

    Troy: I love you, Dr. Zaius!


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    #6791
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    You May Remember Troy McClure From Such Films As:

    The Boatjacking of Supership '79 (ref. The Concorde: Airport '79)
    Calling All Quakers (with Dolores Montenegro)
    The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel
    Cry Yuma (ref. Cry Havoc, Cry Freedom)
    David versus Super Goliath
    Dial M for Murderousness (ref. Dial M for Murder)
    The Electric Gigolo (ref. The Electric Horseman and American Gigolo)
    The Erotic Adventures of Hercules (ref. The Erotic Adventures of Zorro/The Erotic Adventures of Robinson Crusoe)
    Give My Remains to Broadway (ref. Give My Regards to Broadway)
    Gladys the Groovy Mule (ref. Francis the Talking Mule)
    Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out'
    The Greatest Story Ever Hulaed (ref. The Greatest Story Ever Told)
    Here Comes the Coast Guard (ref. Here Comes the Navy)
    Hitler Doesn't Live Here Anymore (ref. Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore)
    Hydro, the Man With the Hydraulic Arms (ref. X: The Man with the X-Ray Eyes)
    Leper in the Backfield (ref. Angels in the Outfield)
    Make-Out King of Montana (ref. Cattle Queen of Montana)
    Meet Joe Blow (ref. Meet Joe Black, Meet John Doe)
    The Muppets Go Medieval (ref. Muppet movie series)
    "P" is for Psycho (ref. Psycho and novels by Sue Grafton)
    Preacher With a Shovel (with Dolores Montenegro) KNOBBB
    The President's Neck is Missing (ref. The President's Plane is Missing)
    The Revenge of Abe Lincoln
    The Seven-Year Old Bitch (ref. The Seven Year Itch)
    Sorry, Wrong Closet (ref. Sorry, Wrong Number)
    Suddenly Last Supper (ref. Suddenly Last Summer)
    They Came to Burgle Carnegie Hall
    Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die (ref. US title of Dario Argento's Western Oggi a me... domani a te!)
    The Verdict Was Mail Fraud
    The Wackiest Covered Wagon in the West (ref. The Wackiest Ship in the Army, The Wackiest Wagon Train in the West)
    Jagged Attraction (ref. Jagged Edge, Fatal Attraction)
    Look Who's Still Oinking (ref. Look Who's Talking series)

    There's tons more, check it out:
    http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_Troy_McClure_Films


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    #6792
    Peregrine
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,402 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    Chalmers: Good Lord, what is happening in there?!
    Skinner: Aurora Borealis
    Chalmers: Aurora Borealis? At this time of the year, at this time of the day, in this part of the country, localised entirely within your kitchen?
    Skinner: Yes
    Chalmers: May I see it?
    Skinner: No

    Agnes Skinner: Seymour, the house is on fire!


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    #6793
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,998 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    Nim wrote: »
    Chalmers: Good Lord, what is happening in there?!
    Skinner: Aurora Borealis
    Chalmers: Aurora Borealis? At this time of the year, at this time of the day, in this part of the country, localised entirely within your kitchen?
    Skinner: Yes
    Chalmers: May I see it?
    Skinner: No

    Agnes Skinner: Seymour, the house is on fire!
    "No, Mother, it's just the Northern Lights."


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    #6794
    corblimey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    Pro: Smoker.
    Con: Just a sign.


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    #6795
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    Mrs. Blumenstein: Homer, would you like to present your rebuttal?
    Homer: With pleasure.

    XvjUP.jpg


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    #6796
    Rawr
    Registered Users Posts: 3,874 ✭✭✭Rawr


    corblimey wrote: »
    Pro: Smoker.
    Con: Just a sign.

    Pro: Dislikes the Boy
    Con: Possible Homer Sexual


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    #6797
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    Rawr wrote: »
    Pro: Dislikes the Boy
    Con: Possible Homer Sexual

    i think women and seamen don't mix.


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    #6798
    Wise Old Elf
    Moderators Posts: 3,554 ✭✭✭Wise Old Elf


    dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »
    i think women and seamen don't mix.

    We all know what you think


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    #6799
    corblimey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    Which one of you is the mailman?


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    #6800
    Wise Old Elf
    Moderators Posts: 3,554 ✭✭✭Wise Old Elf


    Ah, please don't hug me. It sickens me.


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    #6801
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkyISf_KDLI


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    #6802
    Galway K9
    Registered Users Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭Galway K9


    That sounded like a prayer. A prayer in a public school....God has no place within these four walls just like facts have no place in organized religions.


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    #6803
    Riddle101
    Registered Users Posts: 8,409 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qause0z-9tM


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    #6804
    Electric Boobs
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 179 ✭✭Electric Boobs


    I think anyone who posts here must be some sort of nerdy idiot... lacking socially


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    #6805
    Dozen Wicked Words
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,325 ✭✭✭✭Dozen Wicked Words


    Electric Boobs wrote: »
    I think anyone who posts here must be some sort of nerdy idiot... lacking socially

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRsPheErBj8


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    #6806
    Rawr
    Registered Users Posts: 3,874 ✭✭✭Rawr


    Dozen Wicked Words wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRsPheErBj8

    Gary: Oh, don't worry, Mr. Simpson, we can take care of ourselves.

    Snake: Uh, wallet inspector!

    Benjamin: Oh, here you go. I believe that's all in order.

    Snake: Wow, I can't believe that worked! [runs away]

    Homer: Hey wait a minute that's not the wallet inspector!


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    #6807
    Wise Old Elf
    Moderators Posts: 3,554 ✭✭✭Wise Old Elf


    Electric Boobs wrote: »
    I think anyone who posts here must be some sort of nerdy idiot... lacking socially

    What the hell kind of catchphrase is that?


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    #6808
    corblimey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    Electric Boobs wrote: »
    I think anyone who posts here must be some sort of nerdy idiot... lacking socially

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HD-88a7msKI


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    #6809
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    Electric Boobs wrote: »
    I think anyone who posts here must be some sort of nerdy idiot... lacking socially

    Thank you for not discussing the outside world.


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    #6810
    valoren
    Registered Users Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭valoren


    corblimey wrote: »
    Which one of you is the mailman?


    https://deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/mailman21.png

    :D


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    #6811
    RainyDay
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,925 ✭✭✭RainyDay


    Wise Old Elf wrote: »
    What the hell kind of catchphrase is that?
    Must be from one of the later series...


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