Dental plan!

Peregrine

I want to set the record straight. I thought the cop was a prostitute.

Rawr

Burns: [Wearing fake moustash] Hello, my name is Mr. Snrub, and I come from . . . someplace far away. Yes, that will do. Anyway, I say we invest that money back in the nuclear plant.

Smithers: I like the way Snrub thinks.

wnolan1992

Electric Boobs wrote: »

I think anyone who posts here must be some sort of nerdy idiot... lacking socially

Past instances in which I professed to like you were fraudulent!

corblimey

You know, Fox turned into a hardcore sex channel so gradually, I didn't even notice.

Nerdkiller1991

corblimey wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HD-88a7msKI

"You call that prime rib? Blech."

Kilkenny14

Mr. Burns: Men, there's a little crippled boy sitting in a hospital who wants you to win this game. I know because I crippled him myself to inspire you.

Milhouse: (to his mom and dad) I hope they win, or Mr. Burns said he's coming back.

C14N

Electric Boobs wrote: »

I think anyone who posts here must be some sort of nerdy idiot... lacking socially

Oh, well, I'll just have to try harder. Heh heh. Ooh! Thanks for dropping by!

Jordan 199

Homer: Oh Lisa! There's no record of a hurricane ever hitting Springfield.

Lisa: Yes, but the records only go back to 1978 when the Hall of Records was mysteriously blown away.

corblimey

The most rewarding part was when he gave me my money.

Riddle101

Homer Badman episode was on today. I think it is hands down the best Simpsons episode ever.

Kent Brockman: (on TV) Simpson scandal update - Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tank which he believes gives him sexual powers.
Homer: Hey, that's a half-truth!

Homer: Somebody had to take the babysitter home, then I noticed she was sitting on / her / sweet can... / so I grabbed / her / sweet can... / Ohhhh, just thinking about / her / can... / I just wish I had / her / sweet, sweet / s/s/sweet can...
Godfrey: So, Mr. Simpson, you admit you grabbed her can. What do you have to say in your defense? (we see a still video shot of Homer looking lustful) Mr. Simpson, your silence will only incriminate you further! (the frozen image of Homer begins to slowly zoom in) No, Mr. Simpson, don't take your anger out on me! Get back! Get back! M-Mr. Simpson! NOOOO! (freeze frames on the screaming Godfrey)
Announcer: Dramatization may not have happened.

Marge: There are only 49 stars on that flag.
Grampa: I'll be deep in the cold cold ground before I recognize Missour-ah!

Groundskeeper Willie: Homer! I love amateur video, and your show is the most amateur video I ever saw. Mah hobby is secretly videotaping couples in cars. I dinna come forward because in this country, it makes you look like a pervert but every single Scottish person does it!

Kent Brockman: Now we're very new to this technology, but i'm pretty sure that's Homer Simpsons rotating very slowly in the oven, at about 500 degree. He'll literally stewing in his own juices.

corblimey

Riddle101 wrote: »

Homer Badman episode was on today. I think it is hands down the best Simpsons episode ever.

Marge: Homer, that's your solution to everything: to move under the sea. It's not going to happen!
Homer: Not with that attitude!

Nim

Nim wrote: »

I want to set the record straight. I thought the cop was a prostitute.

The look he gives to camera make me laugh every time!

http://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/media/framegrabs/season11/s11e22/s11e22_84.jpg

toastedpickles

Hey, Apu, this bag of ice has a head in it!'
Oh a head bag! Those are chock full of... Heady-goodness!

Peregrine

I am evil Homer
I am evil Hom-er
I am evil Homer
I am evil Hom-er

http://i.imgur.com/ANtRwaQ.gif

Nerdkiller1991

"Woah-woah-woah-woah, who are you?"

"Potato man."

"Where the hell have you been?"

Scorpio: "Ever see a guy say goodbye to a shoe?"

Homer: "Yes once"

Rawr

Mr. Burns: [Mr. Burns' film is being booed by the audience] Smithers, are they booing me?

Smithers: Uh, no, they're saying "Boo-urns, Boo-urns".

Mr. Burns: [Stands and faces the audience] Are you saying "Boo" or "Boo-urns"?

[the audience boos and throws rubbish at him]

Hans Moleman: I was saying "Boo-urns"!


(To this very day, I always say "Boo-urns" to things I don't like. It never stopped )

walkingshadow

Eh, this is a magic seven.

dr.fuzzenstein

Look! Its taking another puff!

corblimey

Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse?

Trying to kill time in work this evening so...

dr.fuzzenstein

Now you have to sing this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msXyruGpfNw

Peregrine

Mmm..64 slices of American cheese. 64..63.........2..1

Have you been up all night eating cheese?

I think I'm blind..

corblimey

I feel ashamed that I just got this...

http://www.11points.com/images/simpsonssigns/sneeds.jpg

dr.fuzzenstein

corblimey wrote: »

I feel ashamed that I just got this...

http://www.11points.com/images/simpsonssigns/sneeds.jpg

I had to Google that, I get it, but I would have never guessed that in a million years.

dr.fuzzenstein

dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »

I had to Google that, I get it, but I would have never guessed that in a million years.

Same here. Very few people have copped that one I'd say

dr.fuzzenstein

Snotaul Goodman wrote: »

Same here. Very few people have copped that one I'd say

Well, my life is now a little richer for knowing this and I think not a complete waste after all.
Nice to share a planet with people who can come up with such jokes and other who can appreciate them.
Oblig quote:
JUST EAT THE DAMN ORANGE!

toastedpickles

Homer, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly, if someone offers you a lift i say take it!

Nerdkiller1991

toastedpickles wrote: »

Homer, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly, if someone offers you a lift i say take it!

"Lousy traumatic childhood!"

Eutow

Abe: Son, you've got to marry that girl.
Homer: Because it's honorable?
Abe: No! Because you'll never do any better. You lucky bum. The fish jumped right in the boat. All you got to do is whack her with the oar.