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    #662
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Everythings coming up Milhouse!


    Pinciple Snickers, I mean Pincipal Smicksters! I found something!
    Thats your trowel head Ralph, you just lost it.
    And I found it!


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    #663
    jd007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    Stop! Stop! He's already dead...... /cries


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    #664
    Creature
    Registered Users Posts: 3,005 ✭✭✭Creature


    Cypress Creek - where your dreams come true.
    Your dreams may vary from those of the Globex Corporation, its subsidiaries and shareholders.


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    #665
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_WpqY74oe4


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    #666
    ballsymchugh
    Registered Users Posts: 7,937 ✭✭✭ballsymchugh


    krudler wrote: »
    Everythings coming up Milhouse!


    Pinciple Snickers, I mean Pincipal Smicksters! I found something!
    Thats your trowel head Ralph, you just lost it.
    And I found it!

    yes supernintendo chalmers


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    #667
    Spunge
    Registered Users Posts: 2,779 ✭✭✭Spunge


    I know that this obsession with thinness is unhealthy and anti-feminist, but that’s what a fat girl would say!


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    #668
    Ian C
    Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭Ian C


    Hello... that sounds like a pig fainting!


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    #669
    sponsoredwalk
    Registered Users Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭sponsoredwalk


    I haven't read this huge thread but I bet I'm not the only one who ignored
    this thread for days then finally clicked it to see if someone else had written
    "Lisa needs braces" :D


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    #670
    MR.VICE PRESIDENT
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23 ✭MR.VICE PRESIDENT


    "But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder."


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    #671
    Sulmac
    Registered Users Posts: 1,021 ✭✭✭Sulmac


    Homer: Huh. Look at those phonies, sucking up to Bush. I]Santa's Little Helper barks and runs off after them[/I I guess you might say he's barking up the wrong Bush.
    Homer's Brain: There it is, Homer: the cleverest thing you'll ever say and nobody heard it.
    Homer: D'oh!


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    #672
    Busi_Girl08
    Registered Users Posts: 17,932 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    *THWACK!*
    "Mmhhmhmhmhhmh"
    *THWACK!*
    "Mmhmhhhmhhmhmh"
    *THWACK!*
    "Mhmhmhhmhmhmh"
    *THWACK!*
    "Mhmhmhmhhhmhmh"


    "Hey kids, who wants me to drive through that cactus field?"
    "Yeaah!!! Yeah!! Woo!!"
    "No!"
    "Oop, majority rules"


    "NOT THE ELEPHANTS!!!"


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    #673
    --Kaiser--
    Registered Users Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    "We'll get a new dog, one with an untwistable stomach!"


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    #674
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Beekeeper 1: Well, sure is quiet in here today.
    Beekeeper 2: Yes, a little too quiet, if you know what I mean.
    Beekeeper 1: Hmm...I'm afraid I don't.
    Beekeeper 2: You see, bees usually make a lot of noise. No noise -- suggests no bees!
    Beekeeper 1: Oh, I understand now. Oh look, there goes one now.
    Beekeeper 2: To the Beemobile!


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    #675
    Sam Vimes
    Registered Users Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    bonerm wrote: »
    Beekeeper 2: To the Beemobile!

    You mean your Chevy?


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    #676
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    I can feel death's clammy hand on my shoulder...wait, that's my hand


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    #677
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    Not many people know this, but I owned the first radio in Springfield. Not much on the air then, just Edison reciting the alphabet over and over. A he'd say; then B. C would usually follow...


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    #678
    My name is URL
    Registered Users Posts: 25,068 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    C'mon Marge, we had a deal.. Your sisters don't come over after six and I don't eat your lipstick


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    #679
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    It takes two to lie Marge. One to lie and one to listen.


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    #680
    sheesh
    Registered Users Posts: 4,081 ✭✭✭sheesh


    'smithers get me Steven Speilberg's non unionised mexican counterpart.'

    Also

    'es muy bueno'


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    #681
    Legen_Dary
    Registered Users Posts: 52 ✭✭Legen_Dary


    Fire the torpedoes!
    Put on our tuxedos?
    I want some tequitoes!


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    #682
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    blue m&m, red m&m, they all wind up the same colour in the end..


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    #683
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Homer: But wait...you can’t kill me for being Krusty the Klown. I’m not him...
    I’m Homer Simpson!
    Tony: The same Homer Simpson who crashed his car through the wall of our club?
    Homer: Uh, actually, my name is Barney. Yeah, Barney Gumble.
    Legs: The same Barney Gumble who keeps taking pictures of my sister?
    Homer: Uh, actually, my real name is, uh--think, Krusty, think!--Joe Valachi!
    Louie: The same Joe Valachi who squealed to the Senate Committee about Organized Crime?
    [Later]
    Homer: Benedict Arnold!
    Legs: The same Benedict Arnold who plotted to surrender West Point to the hated British?
    Homer: D’oh!


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    #684
    Sgt Hartman
    Registered Users Posts: 2,468 ✭✭✭Sgt Hartman


    "I don't need this anymore.."

    (Homer sets fire to High School Diploma whilst it's still hanging on wall, the diploma and nearby curtains go up in flames)

    "I AM SO SMART, I AM SO SMART, S-M-R-T...I mean S-M-A-R-T!"


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    #685
    Sgt Hartman
    Registered Users Posts: 2,468 ✭✭✭Sgt Hartman


    Kent Brockman: "The hippies blame the destruction of their juice bottling plant on a fat oaf!"

    Homer: "Aw, it's nice of those guys to blame an oaf!"


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    #686
    Emoran
    Closed Accounts Posts: 442 ✭✭Emoran


    Homer: Would you excuse us, Milton?
    Milhouse: It's Mil-HOUSE!
    Homer: Oh yeah ?, and your father's no-house!


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    #687
    Gunsfortoys
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,080 ✭✭✭Gunsfortoys




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    #688
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Mr. Simpson, please do not offer my God a peanut.


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    #689
    Busi_Girl08
    Registered Users Posts: 17,932 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    Mona - "How many roads must a man go down, before you can call him a man?"
    Homer - "7!"
    Lisa - "Dad, it's a rhetorical question"
    Homer - "Rhetorical, ay?...6!"
    Lisa - "Dad, do you even know what rhetorical means?"
    Homer - "Do I know what rhetorical means?!"


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    #690
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    Homer: Twenty dollars? But I wanted a peanut!
    Homer's brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
    Homer: Explain how.
    Homer's brain: Money can be exchanged for good and services.


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    #691
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    It all starts here, in the high density feed lot. Then, when the cattle are just right it's time for them to graduate from Bovine University.


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