Dental plan!

wnolan1992

Armin Tamzarian: I guess me punishing you would be somewhat hypocritical. Just write a 30 word essay about what you did wrong.
Bart: Hey woah you big imposter.




Chalmers: And now, let's welcome our new Principal Skinner... Principal Seymour Skinner!


Sgt. Skinner: I must say, in many ways, Springfield sure beats the old slave labour camp!




I don't care what the internet says, this episode rocks.

Joey Jo-Jo Junior

Mr. Burns: Donuts? I told you, I don't like ethnic food!

corblimey

Homer: Bart! With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
Marge: Or double-ply windows. They look just like regular windows but they'll save us 4% on our heating bill.
...(long pause)...
Well they will.
Lisa: You all seem to be forgetting the most important thing... which is that it's wrong to imprison an animal!
...(long pause)...
Homer: Lisa, go to your room.

wnolan1992

Jacob in Israel: Why don’t you try having your people thrown out of Spain. Spain! No tapas. I love eating tapas. I love the tiny portions. You don’t get too full, but you have a whole variety of flavors. Not for me. Every day hummus and pita. Occassionally once a week a little bit of falafel.

Funnier with the accent probably. :P

Nerdkiller1991

wnolan1992 wrote: »

Jacob in Israel: Why don’t you try having your people thrown out of Spain. Spain! No tapas. I love eating tapas. I love the tiny portions. You don’t get too full, but you have a whole variety of flavors. Not for me. Every day hummus and pita. Occassionally once a week a little bit of falafel.

Funnier with the accent probably. :P

Why am I seeing more and more MODERN Simpsons quotes in this thread?

wnolan1992

Nerdkiller1991 wrote: »

Why am I seeing more and more MODERN Simpsons quotes in this thread?

Because there are funny quotes in modern Simpsons?

Nerdkiller1991

wnolan1992 wrote: »

Because there are funny quotes in modern Simpsons?

That's an oxymoron, you know.

wnolan1992

Nerdkiller1991 wrote: »

That's an oxymoron, you know.

You're an oxymoron!







With a dry cool wit like that, I could an action hero!

dr.fuzzenstein

wnolan1992 wrote: »

You're an oxymoron!







With a dry cool wit like that, I could an action hero!

So I said "Kiss my asphalt"

corblimey

Homer: And how's my little major-leaguer? Catch any junebugs today?
Bart: Oh, me and Milhouse took some mail from the mail truck and threw it down the sewer.
Homer: Son, I know you meant well, but that wasn't the right thing to do.
Bart: What the hell are you talking about? You're the one who double-dared us.

Fishyfreak

THRILLHOUSE!!!!!

dr.fuzzenstein

Fishyfreak wrote: »

THRILLHOUSE!!!!!

THRILLHO

RhubarbCrumble

Bart talking to Skinner about Mrs Krabappel:

"Yeah, she said you'd fold faster than Superman on laundry day"

Kerrydude1981

Kerrydude1981 wrote: »

Ranger: I won't lie to you. Our chances of finding your children are slim to nil.

Lisa: (from below) Hi, Mom!

(Smithers and the kids are waving at Marge)

Marge: There they are! Let me down here.

Ranger: Sorry. There's no way off till we get to the top, and even then it's sort of tricky.

Marge: All right, kids, we'll meet you at the top! Just be careful!

Ranger: Uh, actually, I'm a little more concerned about us. (A support beam for the lift chair snaps in half.) Um, do you know how to weld?

"Only who can prevent forest fires?

You pressed YOU, referring to ME. That is incorrect.
The correct answer is YOU."

marcbrophy

The best part of this random outro from the Tales from the public domain episode is just the way Homer dances!
Every time I see it cracks me up!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1MyBcr_p7c

corblimey

(Manjula and Apu are arguing in Indian)
Marge: You don't know, what they're saying.
Homer: I'm picking it up. "Sala" seems to mean "jerk". I think "Manjula" means some kind of spaceship.

RainyDay

Homer: Oooh erotic cakes.

toastedpickles

A caller at this hour??

You dial 91 and when i say so, dial one again!

wnolan1992

State Comptroller Atkins: Well, how about that? Smart and modest! Well, I should be going now. These giant checks don't hand themselves out.
Skinner: Okay, people! Let's have a round of applause for the real comptroller!
Atkins: Huh?
Chalmers: [under his breath] Idiot.
[walks Mr. Atkins out of the room]
Skinner: I know a liquor store where we can cash this right now!

toastedpickles

This episode is on sky 1+

"The garage? Hey, fellas, the garage! Well ooh-la-di-da, Mr. Frenchman. | Well, what do you call it? | A car hole!"

Which leads us the the greatest moment on this thread

Krudler - "Can't believe this thread is still going, I started it nearly 4 years ago :pac:"

toastedpickles - "The ‘thread’? Hey fellas, the ‘thread’! Well ohh-la-di-da, mister Frenchman :pac:"

Omackrel - "Well what do you call it? A topic-hole."

Ghengiz Cohen - "A counterfeit quote ring operating out of my topic hole! I'm gonna tell everybody!
Mods: Not so fast.
[walks slower]
Mods: Maybe you should just stop altogether."

paddylonglegs

Oooo a fresh batch of America balls!

Happy America ball day everybody

Wompa1

paddylonglegs wrote: »

Oooo a fresh batch of America balls!

Happy America ball day everybody

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqfxmWbelcQ

"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But, there's nothing funny about... vapor lock. It's the third most common cause of car stallage. So please, take care of your car and get it checked. I'm Joe Namath. Good night."

dr.fuzzenstein

Wompa1 wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqfxmWbelcQ

Homer, I don't know what you have planned for tonight, but count me out.

Heisenberg1

“My, these seas are certainly heaving.” – Marge Simpson
“Well, no more than your bountiful bosom, m’lady.” – Not Fabio
“Does that earring mean you’re a pirate?” – Marge Simpson
“Kinda.” – Not Fabio

Heisenberg1

dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »

Homer, I don't know what you have planned for tonight, but count me out.

Porno mag, bottle of old Harper,panty shields, disposable enemas, classic scene oh and some illegal fireworks.

Nerdkiller1991

Heisenberg1 wrote: »

Porno mag, bottle of old Harper,panty shields, disposable enemas, classic scene oh and some illegal fireworks.

Don't forget condoms...large ones to be exact.

RhubarbCrumble

"Remember, you're vulnerable to kryptonite. Jeez Marge, tell the neighbourhood! "

Welsh Megaman

The film festival episode was on yesterday with Jay Sherman, which put me in mind of 'The Critic'. Thought this was quite good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONon4x0RFHg

dr.fuzzenstein

Interesting trivia about A Star is Burns:

Series creator Matt Groening had his name removed in protest from the credits of this episode "A Star Is Burns", in which Jay Sherman from The Critic (1994) visits Springfield, because Groening felt that it made the episode into an advertisement for the other show. Groening stated in the L.A. Times that he didn't feel that he and The Simpsons (1989) should share any credit or blame for how the other show performed.