Dental plan!

dr.fuzzenstein

Help! I need tungsten to live! Tuuuuungsteeeen!

jackwigan

Y'know Bart, dolphins aren't actually fish. They're mammals, like you and me.

Riddle101

jackwigan wrote: »

Y'know Bart, dolphins aren't actually fish. They're mammals, like you and me.

Pepe: Is that true Papa Homer?
Homer: Pfft, No!

Rawr

Bigger Brother employee: And what are your reasons for wanting a little brother?

Homer's brain: Don't say revenge, don't say revenge!

Homer: Eh... revenge?

Homer's brain: That's it, I'm gettin' outta here!
[sounds of someone walking down stairs and slamming a door. Meanwhile, the Bigger Brother employee pursues her checklist]

Checklist: Revenge.
[she marks that with an X]

dr.fuzzenstein

Homer: Remember when I used to push you on the swing?
Bart: I was faking it.
Homer: Liar!
Bart: Oh yeah? Remember this? "Higher, Dad! Higher! Whee! Whee! Push harder dad!"

Welsh Megaman

Harry's back!

http://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2015/jul/07/mr-burns-returns-harry-shearer-stay-the-simpsons

corblimey

I love you, too, Pepsi.

wnolan1992

dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »

Interesting trivia about A Star is Burns:

Y'know, between this and the Harry Shearer comments about the Tamzarian episode which I recently read for the first time, I'm really starting to think the peole involved with the show think it's waaay more important than it is/was. Jeez lads, it's just a cartoon show FFS. :P




Hello and welcome to Moleman in the Morning. Good Moleman to you. Today, part six of our series on the agonizing pain in which I live every daaaaaaaay.

Rawr

wnolan1992 wrote: »

Hello and welcome to Moleman in the Morning. Good Moleman to you. Today, part six of our series on the agonizing pain in which I live every daaaaaaaay.

Hans Moleman: Drinking has ruined my life. I'm 31 years old!

Welsh Megaman

corblimey wrote: »

I love you, too, Pepsi.

Woman at agency: And what are your reasons for wanting a little brother?

Homer's brain: Don't say revenge. Don't say revenge.

Homer: Uh...revenge?

Homer's brain: That's it, I'm getting out of here. *footsteps departing, door slamming*

Galway K9

I thought id mention something that blew me away lately as a great gag. As a kid, the jjoke i got about this was the lion king, and assumed all rest were dead, but then i realised, Symba, Darth Vader, CNN voice are all James Earl Jones. Just now did i get this joke.

suicide_circus

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

Woman at agency: And what are your reasons for wanting a little brother?

Homer's brain: Don't say revenge. Don't say revenge.

Homer: Uh...revenge?

Homer's brain: That's it, I'm getting out of here. *footsteps departing, door slamming*

Repeats are inevitable but this was quoted 6 posts previous

dr.fuzzenstein

Smithers: I think women and seaman don't mix.

(How many kids watch this show and this is just one of the many off-color gags that would whizz right over their heads)

Welsh Megaman

suicide_circus wrote: »

Repeats are inevitable but this was quoted 6 posts previous

Oh Oh Spaghettios

jackwigan

Bart, I could kiss you. If the "Bigger Brothers" didn't make me sign a form promising I wouldn't.

corblimey

Gory. Story. Allegory. Montessori.

Rawr

corblimey wrote: »

Gory. Story. Allegory. Montessori.

Corey: Let's see what's in the newspaper today. [Ruffles through pages] Hmm...Canada stalls on trade pact...

toastedpickles

Hello! I'm Mr snrub, and I come from some place far away! yes that will do

its a pretty cool song too

Rawr

Homer: Well, beer, we've had some great times.

[Sweeping orchestral music]
When I was seventeeeeen,
I drank some very good beer,

I drank some very good beer
I purchased with a fake IDeeeeeee.

My name was Brian McGee,
I stayed up listenin' to Queen

When I was seventeen.

strawdog

Chief Wiggum: I mailed these bogus prize certificates to every scofflaw in Springfield. When they show up for their free motor boats we arrest them and beat them to the full extent of the law.
Eddie: So the hook is baited.
Lou: Nice metaphor Eddie!
Chief Wiggum: Yeah, good work, Eddie!

RainyDay

Duffman: Duffman has reported you to the FAA. This near miss will be investigated by a board of three retired pilots.

Colby Krause: Okay, Homer, i don't know anything about planes, but I know about you. You have what made America great : No understanding of the limits of your power, and a complete lack of concern for what anyone thinks of you. So you'll land that plane. And do you know why ? Because I heard some guy say you couldn't.

corblimey

Prove me wrong, kids. Prove me wrong.

Rawr

Conan O'Brian: Sit perfectly still. Only I may dance.

http://i.imgur.com/2IJubIp.gif

Rawr

[Loud alarm buzzing]
Smithers: Someone is charging room service to the company, sir.

Mr. Burns: Well, we'll just see about that!
[Mr. Burns walks over to a cage full of winged monkeys and opens it.]

Mr. Burns: Fly, my pretties, fly!
[The monkeys jump out the window, and fall to the ground.]

Mr. Burns: (Sighs) Continue the research.

toastedpickles

I knew you had your hands full with the babies, so I baked you some banana bread

Oh hallelujah, our problems are solved, we have banana bread

corblimey

Burns (reading an entry in the suggestion box): "Keep that handsome owner out of sight, he's distracting the female employees." Oh, Smithers...

Peregrine

First thing tomorrow morning, I'm gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head.

Cold War Kid

Love love love love love... I'm in love with lovely Johnny.

dr.fuzzenstein

Homer: My own son going on his first date. (singing) Sunrise, Sunset, Sunrise, Sunset, (sings faster) Cats and the cradle and the silver spoon. Yes, we have no bananas. (starts sobbing)
Marge: Aw, Homie, it's sweet Bart is going on a date.
Homer: No, it's not that, they have no bananas.

https://vimeo.com/4819323

corblimey

Mr.Burns: Who is that firebrand, Smithers?
Smithers: That's Homer Simpson.
Mr.Burns: Simpson, eh? New man?
Smithers: He thwarted your campaign for governor, you ran over his son, he saved the plant from meltdown, his wife painted you in the nude...
Mr.Burns: Doesn't ring a bell.