Dental plan!

Welsh Megaman

dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »

Oh my God! George Harrison! Where did you get that brownie?!

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Sheepy99

Fat kids, skinny kids. Even kids with chicken pox!

Rawr

dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »

Oh my God! George Harrison! Where did you get that brownie?!

Harrison: Wow, what a nice fellow!

iDave

It's been done

toastedpickles

Lunch lady doris, have ye got any grease?

Yes, yes we do,

THEN GREASE ME UP WOMAN!!!

O_o

okey dokey

Tragamin2k2

Security Guard: Can I help you?
Homer: Uh..uuuuh
Bart: Da-ad, the chloroform!
Homer: Huh? Oh right... I'll give you this bottle of chloroform if you take us to 'The Who'!
Bart: D'oh!
Security Guard: Oh, so you wanna see The Who, huh? Well I'll take you to The Who! Here's your who!
The Who: I thought we fired that guard!
Security Guard: Oh, yeah, right. I got fired by The Who. Whatever you say pal... whackooo.

corblimey

Tape: [Bart] "Mom, can Otto live in our garage for as long as he wants?'" [bad imitation of Marge] "He sure can!''
Homer: Marge, what were you thinking!
Marge: That's not my voice!
Homer: Oh, everybody says that when they hear themselves on tape.

corblimey

Carl: Hey, Mr. Simpson, sir, can I get your autograph?
Homer: All right, what's the name?
Carl: Uh, Homer, we've worked together for ten years.
Homer: ...
Carl: It's Carl.
Homer scribbles on notepad
Carl: You only wrote my name. Um, I wanted yours.
Homer: Take it or leave it ... (reads notepad) Carl.

MikeSD

Cecil?

Rawr

MikeSD wrote: »

Cecil?

Homer Simpson: Honey, you know my last words will be "I can outrun that lion."

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

"It's 11 o'clock - do YOU know where your kids are?"
"I told you last night - NO!"

wnolan1992

Aw man, now my pants are chafing me...

corblimey

Lisa: Dad and all these other people are obviously the product of mental conditioning.
Bart: Yeah, maybe it'll wear off, like his interest in CB radio.
Homer: That's a negatory, good buddy!

paddylonglegs

MONO - D'oh!

The qwiki mart is real - D'oh!

wnolan1992

Homer: Aw, I hate folding sheets!
Marge: That's your underpants.
Homer: Well whatever it is it's a two man job. Where's Bart?
Marge: I dunno, he should have been home from school an hour ago. BART?!
Homer: Don't worry, I'll get him honey. BART!
Lisa: What's all the yelling about?
Marge: We're trying to find Bart to help fold your father's underpants.
Lisa: Uh, I think's he's with Milhouse.
[Homer goes to window]
Homer: MILHOUSE!
[pause]
Milhouse: WHAAAT?
Homer: TELL BART TO COME HOME!
Milhouse: I THINK HE'S WITH NELSON!
Homer: WHO'S NELSON!?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

wnolan1992 wrote: »

Homer: WHO'S NELSON!?

He's a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a vest...

toastedpickles

To find Flanders, I just have to think like Flanders! - I'm a big four-eyed lame-o and I wear the same stupid sweater everyday, and - THE SPRINGFIELD RIVER!

Beanntraigheach

Homer: The Erotic Adventures of Hercules.
Marge: With Norman Fell as Zeus.
Homer: Woo-Hoo!

letsseehere14

It's not your fault, Homer. It's those lousy writers. They make me madder than a... um... yak in heat!

Beanntraigheach

Hello?!, Itchy and Scratchy land, open for business.
Who are you to resist it, eh?
Come on, my last pay cheque bounced,
My children need wine!
*unintelligible French gibberish*

haro124

Ralph Wiggum: This is my swing set. This is my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end.

[points to a large rock]

Ralph Wiggum: That's where I saw the leprechaun.

Bart Simpson: [sarcastically] Right, a leprechaun.

Ralph Wiggum: He told me to burn things.

Bart Simpson: [uneasily] Uh-huh.


Leprechaun: Ahh, you've done grand, laddie. Now you know what you have to do. Burn the house down! Burn 'em all!

fancy pigeon

It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times??!!

Rawr

fancy pigeon wrote: »

It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times??!!

Burns: You stupid monkey! (monkey screeches) Oh, shut up.

HalloweenJack

(They have a fire drill at the power plant that's a disaster)
Mr. Burns: What a disgraceful display! I've seen more orderly behaviour in a Ritz brothers film. You all need a serious lesson in teamwork.
Carl (pointing at Lenny): Well, maybe he does but I don't.
Lenny: Hey, you take that back!
Carl: No, you take that back!
(They start fighting)

Lucifer MorningStar

Homer: [Homer seems oblivious to the fact that he's in a lesbian bar]

Wait a minute... there's something bothering me about this place.
[looks around]
Homer: I know! This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap, ladies.
[leaves]
woman: What was her problem?

Rawr

Burns: We don't have to be adversaries, Homer. We both want a fair union contract.

Homer: (thinking) Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?

Burns: And if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.

Homer: (thinking) Wait a minute. Is he coming onto me?

Burns: I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?

Homer: (thinking) Oh my God! He IS coming onto me!

Burns: After all, negotiations make strange bedfellows. (winks)

Homer: (thinking) AAAAH! (aloud) Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!

fancy pigeon

Mr. Burns: Hello my name is Mr. Snrub and I come from some place far away... Yes, that will do. Anyway I say we invest that money back in the nuclear plant.

Smithers: I like the way Snrub thinks!

EagererBeaver

Starring Marlon Brando as the voice of John Truckasaurus.

You crazy car. I don't know whether to eat you or kiss you.

Realt Dearg Sec

I have three kids and no money! Why can't I have no kids and three money?!

dr.fuzzenstein

I hear digging, but I don't hear chopping!