Dental plan!

jamesbere

Bart: Look behind you, Radioactive Man! The sun is exploding again! [jumps down and does a somersault]

Marge: Bart, why are you talking like that?

Homer: Yeah, and who the hell are you talking to? Marge, do you have other men in this house? Radioactive men?

dr.fuzzenstein

Twice the pet and none of the mess!

Beanntraigheach

She never cooks, she keeps a filthy house, and she talks profanely.
She's the Queen of the Harpies.
Queen of the Harpies!
Here's your crown your majesty!

corblimey

You've seen the movie, now meet a real-life Noah! Only this Noah has been accused of killing two of every animal! Coming up next on AM Springfield!

paddylonglegs

RobbingBandit wrote:

Protesters: Two, four, six, eight, Homer's crime was very great! "Great" meaning large or immense, we use it in the pejorative sense!

Absolutely brilliant. It freaks me out sometimes how amazing the writing was.

Now to mess with his upbringing, and introduce my 2 year old to the Simpsons.

EagererBeaver

paddylonglegs wrote: »

Absolutely brilliant. It freaks me out sometimes how amazing the writing was.

Now to mess with his upbringing, and introduce my 2 year old to the Simpsons.

Seasons 1-9 only I hope. Can't be feeding him any old rubbish!

wnolan1992

EagererBeaver wrote: »

Seasons 1-9 only I hope. Can't be feeding him any old rubbish!

Or Seasons 1-14 if you've got good taste. :P

paddylonglegs

wnolan1992 wrote:

Or Seasons 1-14 if you've got good taste.

Boo-urns. 1-9 only ðŸ˜Â

wnolan1992

paddylonglegs wrote: »

Boo-urns. 1-9 only ðŸ˜Â

Season 10 has the grease stealing episode, Homer as an inventor, Bart shooting the bird with the BB gun (including my last quote where Homer shouts across blocks to Milhouse), Homer being an assistant to Kim Bassinger and Alec Baldwin, Homer and hippies, Grandpa's kidneys exploding, Homer as Mayor Quimby's bodyguard, Maaax Power (he's the name who you'd like to touch!), Canyonerooooooo!, Red Barkley...

dr.fuzzenstein

Quimby: You call yourselves bodyguards!? You're fired!
Ernie: Fired, huh? Who else you gonna find to take a bullet for ya?
Big Tom: Or have his genitals hooked up to a car battery?
Quimby: I'll tell ya who... Him!
Homer: Woohoo!
Marge: Homer, I don't think you were listening to what he just--
Homer: I said woo-hoo!

http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season10/mayor11.mp3

corblimey

We're here, we're queer, we don't want any more bears.

Realt Dearg Sec

corblimey wrote: »

We're here, we're queer, we don't want any more bears.

Let the Bears pay the bear tax! I pay the homer tax!

Nerdkiller1991

Realt Dearg Sec wrote: »

Let the Bears pay the bear tax! I pay the homer tax!

"That's home owner tax."

Realt Dearg Sec

Nerdkiller1991 wrote: »

"That's home owner tax."

Well anyway I'm still outraged.

dr.fuzzenstein

To this day I still call any useless security gadget a "tiger rock".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSVqLHghLpw

Realt Dearg Sec

dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »

To this day I still call any useless security gadget a "tiger rock".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSVqLHghLpw

It's a great episode.

There's an angry mob outside sir.

Have they got an appointment?

Yyyyyes they have.

Skinner: I called ahead

suicide_circus

At the home of Stacy Lavelle, creator of the Malibu Stacy doll

[ Pounding On Door ]

G.I. Joe, Stacy's third husband, enters and grabs Stacy

Joe: Stacy, please. I must have you back. Just come for a ride with me in my mobile command unit.

Stacy: Joe, I told you. It's over. Release me from your kung fu grip.

Joe: Fine. I'll bomb your house into the ground, missy.

dr.fuzzenstein

Realt Dearg Sec wrote: »

It's a great episode.

There's an angry mob outside sir.

Have they got an appointment?

Yyyyyes they have.

Skinner: I called ahead

And of course it sparked a meme:



I just had to type "won't so" before google completed the rest for me.

And lest not forget:



I'd like to know how many memes the Simpsons have sparked, or how many expressions they have contributed to society, a lot of them we're not even aware of.

dr.fuzzenstein

http://img.memecdn.com/homer-simpson---the-original-troll-dad_o_828768.webp

Beanntraigheach

Hillbilly 1: I caught my wife in bed with my best friend.
Hillbilly 2: You bitter?
Hillbilly 1: Yep. Bit him too! a-hyuh-hyuh

KungPao

So many funny things over the years...well from 1990-2000ish.

2 things that always make me laugh, even just thinking about them are:

McGarnigle:

Chief: Well McGarnagle, Billy is dead! They slit his throat from ear to ear.
McGarnagle: Hey I'm trying to eat lunch here!



And Tatum Vs Watson.

Beanntraigheach

KungPao wrote: »

McGarnigle

Ah, McGarnigle. Eases the pain.

ivytwine

IT MEANS HE GETS RESULTS, YOU STUPID CHIEF!

Dad, sit down.

corblimey

Chief: You’re off the case, McGarnagle!
McGarnagle: You’re off your case, Chief.
Chief: What does that mean, exactly?

suicide_circus

After losing Mrs. Bouvier to Mr. Burns

Grampa: Who needs her! Now I'll have more time to read things I find on the ground.

*picks up wrapper*

Grampa: LA-TEX CON-DO....boy I'd sure like to live in one of those!

EagererBeaver

KungPao wrote: »

And Tatum Vs Watson.

I still break down in giggles every time I think of "The Bout to Knock the Other Guy Out". This time it's for money!

Also, when Tatum is fighting Homer and he tells the guys to shut up during the prison riot and they retreat back into their cells. "It was Billy"

paddylonglegs

wnolan1992 wrote:

Season 10 has the grease stealing episode, Homer as an inventor, Bart shooting the bird with the BB gun (including my last quote where Homer shouts across blocks to Milhouse), Homer being an assistant to Kim Bassinger and Alec Baldwin, Homer and hippies, Grandpa's kidneys exploding, Homer as Mayor Quimby's bodyguard, Maaax Power (he's the name who you'd like to touch!), Canyonerooooooo!, Red Barkley...

Was max power and canyonero in the same season? Yikes! But yes I could rate half of season 10. Stick it on the pile!

Nerdkiller1991

paddylonglegs wrote: »

Was max power and canyonero in the same season? Yikes! But yes I could rate half of season 10. Stick it on the pile!

Well, it had an episode where Marge drives around in one and subsequently getting road rage because of it.

wnolan1992

paddylonglegs wrote: »

Was max power and canyonero in the same season? Yikes! But yes I could rate half of season 10. Stick it on the pile!

Season 11 has the Mel Gibson episode, Bart being put on FocusIn, Homer as a food critic ("This dessert is 12 pounds of butter per square inch!"), Homer moving back to the old farm when he slaps the Texan guy and constantly gets crushed by the tractor, Homer bowling the 300 game, Manjula giving birth to the octuplets ("Banana bread?! What were you thinking!"), the motorcycle gang taking over the Simpsons house, Homer and Bart with leprosy, Homer throwing a party on Burns' yacht, Furious D, Maude Flanders' death, Homer donating to PBS and not having the money and becoming a missionary ("SAVVVE ME JEBUS!"), Lisa as president ("What happened China, you used to be cool...."), Otto's fiancee Becky and Behind the Laughter.

PUT IT ON THE PILE! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO! :P


(11 is probably the last of the very strong seasons IMO)

Reiver

corblimey wrote: »

Chief: You’re off the case, McGarnagle!
McGarnagle: You’re off your case, Chief.
Chief: What does that mean, exactly?

"IT MEANS HE GETS RESULTS YOU STUPID CHIEF!"

"Dad, sit down"