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    #7112
    Jordan 199
    Registered Users Posts: 11,940 ✭✭✭✭Jordan 199


    Homer: Mmmmmm 64 slices of American cheese. 64...63.......................2...1.

    Marge: Have you been up all night eating cheese?

    Homer: I think I'm blind.


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    #7113
    corblimey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    Burns: Smithers, I've been thinking. Is it wrong to cheat to win a million-dollar bet?
    Smithers: Yes, sir.
    Burns: Let me rephrase that. Is it wrong if I cheat to win a million-dollar bet?
    Smithers: No, sir. Who would you like killed?


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    #7114
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,998 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    http://i49.tinypic.com/2lwx15l.jpg

    "STOP KISSING THAT CAT AND GET IN THE CAR!"


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    #7115
    EagererBeaver
    Registered Users Posts: 6,423 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    Our next bachelor likes women who take their clothes off for money. Let's hear it for Moe!


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    #7116
    Beanntraigheach
    Registered Users Posts: 789 ✭✭✭Beanntraigheach


    Hey Kid, you look good with that cigarette. Kind of sophisticated.


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    #7117
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,998 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    EagererBeaver wrote: »
    Our next bachelor likes women who take their clothes off for money. Let's hear it for Moe!
    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-QshEoeIn25E/URqfExuaaVI/AAAAAAAAKLI/1bs3uqflwEA/s1600/Moe-Szyslak.gif


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    #7118
    Reiver
    Registered Users Posts: 782 ✭✭✭Reiver


    Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure I can struggle my way out. First I'll just reach in and pull my legs out, now I'll pull my arms out with my face.

    "I'm alive! And I owe it all to this feisty feline".


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    #7119
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,998 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    Reiver wrote: »
    "I'm alive! And I owe it all to this feisty feline".
    "Dad, feline means cat."

    "Elephant, honey. It's an elephant."


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    #7120
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    I was just going through your garbage and I couldn't help overhearing that you need a babysitter.


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    #7121
    Beanntraigheach
    Registered Users Posts: 789 ✭✭✭Beanntraigheach


    Don't worry Joey, we'll make it to California some day.
    Sure we will, Mr. Homer, sure we will. *tubercular coughing*


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    #7122
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Shcorpio, you're totally mad


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    #7123
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    Beanntraigheach wrote: »
    Don't worry Joey, we'll make it to California some day.
    Sure we will, Mr. Homer, sure we will. *tubercular coughing*

    I love all those consumption jokes in the Simpsons. (I need help!)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSPDjfxP5X8


    Already from Zombie Simpsons, already too much pap in it, but the orphans were a nice touch.


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    #7124
    dasdog
    Registered Users Posts: 3,618 ✭✭✭dasdog


    This Things I Believe

    Homer winning a prize on the radio naming Johnny Calhoun's spoken word album of right wing political views that kinda killed his career.


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    #7125
    Realt Dearg Sec
    Registered Users Posts: 10,876 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    dasdog wrote: »
    This Things I Believe

    Can we accept that?


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    #7126
    corblimey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    Bart: Yeah, excuse me, I'm looking for somebody called.. Jay Leno.
    Jay Leno: Somebody wanna get this kid a TV?
    Bart: Wow, thanks, mister!


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    #7127
    RhubarbCrumble
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,174 ✭✭✭RhubarbCrumble


    "I'm a man of few words. Any questions?"


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    #7128
    Beanntraigheach
    Registered Users Posts: 789 ✭✭✭Beanntraigheach


    Yous guys wanna play stick-ball?

    Soitenly!


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    #7129
    Beanntraigheach
    Registered Users Posts: 789 ✭✭✭Beanntraigheach


    (More "coil-curl merger" speech :D )

    The last time you saw your father was six years ago?

    Yeah, he left me out on the koib for the ash-man. What a revoltin' development.


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    #7130
    Cold War Kid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭Cold War Kid


    Son, I just want you to know I love you very much. :(

    SHUT UP!!!


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    #7131
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,998 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    RhubarbCrumble wrote: »
    "I'm a man of few words. Any questions?"
    "Is the poop deck really what I think it is?"


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    #7132
    Realt Dearg Sec
    Registered Users Posts: 10,876 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    Nerdkiller1991 wrote: »
    "Is the poop deck really what I think it is?"

    I like the cut of your gib .


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    #7133
    Kilkenny14
    Registered Users Posts: 579 ✭✭✭Kilkenny14


    Realt Dearg Sec wrote: »
    I like the cut of your gib .

    Kent Brockman: Could Homer Simpson be a communist? His father spoke out on his behalf.
    Grampa Simpson: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is *not* a porn star!


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    #7134
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo3qnol74y1qj6sk2o1_500.jpg

    "I told him that photo would come back to haunt him"


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    #7135
    ivytwine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,114 ✭✭✭ivytwine


    I love that episode!

    Drill Sergeant: Look soldier, you don't like me, and I don't like you.
    Homer: I like you.
    Drill Sergeant: Well, I don't like you.
    Homer: Maybe you'd like me if you got to know me better.


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    #7136
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,998 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    Realt Dearg Sec wrote: »
    I like the cut of your gib .
    "What's a gib?"


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    #7137
    Realt Dearg Sec
    Registered Users Posts: 10,876 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    Nerdkiller1991 wrote: »
    "What's a gib?"

    Hahaha...promote that man.


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    #7138
    Dirty Dingus McGee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,631 ✭✭✭Dirty Dingus McGee


    Cold War Kid wrote: »
    Son, I just want you to know I love you very much. :(

    SHUT UP!!!


    I think that's my favourite movie reference in the whole show.


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    #7139
    corblimey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    Marge: You know, Homer, when I found out about this, I went through a wide range of emotions. First I was nervous, then anxious, then wary, then apprehensive, then...kind of sleepy, then worried, and then concerned, but now I realize that being a spaceman is something you have to do.
    Homer: Who's doing what now?


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    #7140
    Rawr
    Registered Users Posts: 3,874 ✭✭✭Rawr


    Abe: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a Liar, a Pig, an idiot, a Communist, but he is NOT a porn star!


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    #7141
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    ^^^
    New record, repost within 7 posts! :D

    Freedom! Horrible, horrible freedom!


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