Dental plan!

Rawr

Burns: (Sniff) (Sniff) Smithers, do you think maybe my power plant killed those ducks?

Smithers: There’s no ‘maybe’ about it, sir.

Burns: (Sniff) Excellent.

dr.fuzzenstein

How could someone abuse their body that way? Moe, don't throw out that brine.

dr.fuzzenstein

Rawr wrote: »

Burns: (Sniff) (Sniff) Smithers, do you think maybe my power plant killed those ducks?

Smithers: There’s no ‘maybe’ about it, sir.

Burns: (Sniff) Excellent.

Love it.

They want cheap sentiment? I'll pump 'em so full of sap they'll be blowing their nose with a pancake.

crushproof

"So I says to Mabel I says"

Rawr

Nigel: Gentlemen, you've just recorded your first number one.

Homer: Yes! Wait till I tell Marge!

Nigel: Well, I would prefer we kept your marriage a secret. A lot of women are going to want to have sex with you and, uh, we want them to think they can.

Homer: Well, if I explain it to Marge that way, I'm sure she'll understand.

[ Later ]

(Marge sobbing)
Homer: Come on, honey. It'll only be till we finish our tour of Sweden.

obriendj

Announcer: We now return to "Knightboat: the Crime-Solving Boat".
Michael: Faster, Knightboat! We gotta catch those starfish poachers.
Knightboat: You don't have to yell, Michael, I'm all around you.
Michael: Oh, no! They're headed for land. We'll never catch them now.
Knightboat: Incorrect: look! A canal.
Homer: Go, Knightboat, go!
Bart: Oh, every week there's a canal.
Lisa: Or an inlet.
Bart: Or a fjord.
Homer: Quiet! I will not hear another word against the boat.

corblimey

obriendj wrote: »

Announcer: We now return to "Knightboat: the Crime-Solving Boat".
Michael: Faster, Knightboat! We gotta catch those starfish poachers.
Knightboat: You don't have to yell, Michael, I'm all around you.
Michael: Oh, no! They're headed for land. We'll never catch them now.
Knightboat: Incorrect: look! A canal.
Homer: Go, Knightboat, go!
Bart: Oh, every week there's a canal.
Lisa: Or an inlet.
Bart: Or a fjord.
Homer: Quiet! I will not hear another word against the boat.

Marge: One night of family time a week. Besides, that backtalking boat sets a bad example.
Bart: Says you, woman.

Heisenberg1

I'm not wearing a tie at all !

the groutch

I move for one of those bad court thingies.

michaelr666

Long before the Superdome, where the Saints of football play, lived a city that the damned call home, hear their hellish Rondelet.
New Orleans! Home of pirates, drunks and whores. New Orleans! Tacky, overpriced souvenir stores. If you wanna go to hell you should take that trip to the Sodom and Gomorrah on the "Mississippi". New Orleans! Stinking, rotten "vomity" vile. New Orleans! Putrid, brackish, maggoty, foul. New Orleans! Crummy, lousy, rancid and rank. New Orleans!

suicide_circus

My children need wine!

Heisenberg1

suicide_circus wrote: »

My children need wine!

My last pay cheque bounced !

Beanntraigheach

Apu: Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

Agent: Eh, never fit on a marquee, love. From now on your name is 'Apu de Beaumarchais'.

Apu: Well it is a great dishonour to my ancestors and my god, but OK!

ireland.man

Ned Flanders: Pardon me, neighbourinos. Some of our boys are lost in your town. You wouldn't have happenned to see them, by any chance?
Shelbyvillian no.1: Sounds like Springfield's got a discipline problem.
Shelbyvillian no.2: Maybe that's why we beat them at football nearly half the time.

wnolan1992

YOU BETTER RUN EGG!

Beanntraigheach

michaelr666 wrote: »

Long before the Superdome, where the Saints of football play, lived a city that the damned call home, hear their hellish Rondelet.
New Orleans! Home of pirates, drunks and whores. New Orleans! Tacky, overpriced souvenir stores. If you wanna go to hell you should take that trip to the Sodom and Gomorrah on the "Mississippi". New Orleans! Stinking, rotten "vomity" vile. New Orleans! Putrid, brackish, maggoty, foul. New Orleans! Crummy, lousy, rancid and rank. New Orleans!

Stella!
Stella!
Can't you hear me yell-a
You're puttin' me through hell-a
Stella!

dr.fuzzenstein

They'll be chewing on him for a while.

dr.fuzzenstein

No one's gay for Moleman.

Heisenberg1

Chief Wiggum: Book 'em, Lou.
[points to the bear]

Chief Wiggum: One count of being a bear.
[points to Barney]

Chief Wiggum: And one count of being an accessory to being a bear.

Wompa1

Kirk: You're letting me go?

Cracker Factory Executive: Kirk, crackers are a family food, happy families. Maybe single people eat crackers, we don't know. Frankly, we don't want to know. It's a market we can do without.

Kirk: So, that's it after 20 years? "So long. Good luck?"

Cracker Factory Executive: I don't recall saying "good luck."

Dirty Dingus McGee

I watched "Last Exit to Springfield" (the Dental Plan episode)last week by chance on Sky and it just proves what genius the show is.As I've seen all the episodes so often now the show is much funnier when I catch an episode by chance and it was brilliant.

This bit had me in stitches for the next few days.

https://vine.co/v/MLDQIuqYPm9

Heisenberg1

Homer: We're here, we're Queer, and we don't want any more bears!

Heisenberg1

Mr. Burns: A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow... and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner.

Heisenberg1

Homer: Its been three days and my mind is clearer, my sperm count is up and I'm able to recognise simple shapes and patterns.

Lisa: Dad, you just said that three minutes ago.

Heisenberg1

Chief Wiggum: [shopping for his wife at a women's clothing store]

My wife's looking for something that doesn't make her look like a horse, so, I'm gonna be here for a while.

Rawr

Heisenberg1 wrote: »

Homer: We're here, we're Queer, and we don't want any more bears!

Assistant: Sir, there's an angry mob here to see you.

Mayor Qimby: Did they schedule an appointment?

Assistant: Yyyyes sir, they did.

Skinner: I phoned ahead!

RainyDay

From my all-time favourite episode, not my favourite line, but a beaut nontheless

Krusty the Clown: Now, there can only be one Krusty in each territory. So I hope this works out. Tell me where you're from.
Clown Student 1#: Georgia.
Clown Student 2#: Texas.
Clown Student 3#: Uh... Brooklyn.
Clown Student 4#: Russia.
Clown Student 5#: New Hampshire.
Homer: Homer.

valoren

“The funeral is in Little Neck Falls, looks like we’ll have to go to Duff Gardens another time.”
“We understand.”
“No use complaining about something you can’t change.”
“But I want to go to Duff Gardens, right now!”
“Oh, Homer, quit pouting.”
“I’m not pouting, I’m mourning. . . . stupid dead woman.”

briany

MendoZAAAAAA!!!!!

Beanntraigheach

briany wrote: »

MendoZAAAAAA!!!!!

My friends, tonight we unveil my most diabolical creation: 'Swank'.