Dental plan!

"I'm sure the manual will indicate which lever is the velocitator and which the deceleratrix"

Cold War Kid

Next, on Exploitation Theatre... Blacula, followed by Blackenstein, and The Blunchblack of Blotre Blame!

Ooh... funkay!

Beanntraigheach

Past instances in which I professed to like you were fraudulent!

Cold War Kid

I engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other.

corblimey

Lisa: Nancy Drew says that all you need to solve a mystery is an inquisitive temperament and two good friends. And I've got an inquisitive temperament. Maybe I could help solve this.
Marge: Mmmmm...I think you're a little young to be investigating an attempted murder. Why don't you try to solve the mystery of who put that mud in the freezer?
Bart: Who wants chocolate ice cream?
Homer: Me, me, me!

Beanntraigheach

Homer: Hey Flanders, You smell like manure!
Flanders: Uh oh. Better cancel that dinner party tonight. Thanks for the nose-news, neighbor!

dr.fuzzenstein

Ned: I don’t like the service at the post office. You know, it’s all “rush rush!Get’cha in, get’cha out!” Then they’ve got those machines in the lobby, they’re even faster, no help there. You might even say, I hate the post office.

That, and my parents. Lousy beatniks.

Cold War Kid

So I noticed your home smells of faeces.

the groutch

Well if it isn't my old friend Mr McGreg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg.

corblimey

For the first time in my life, people weren't laughing at me, they were laughing towards me!

MUFC91CS

Marge: Homer, you didn't tell me Mr. Burns went broke and lost the nuclear power plant!

Homer: Now I can't remember every little thing that happens in my day.

Marge: You told me about that candy bar you found three times.

Bart: You found a candy bar?

Homer: Oh yes. Gather around, my son, and I shall tell you a tale.

dr.fuzzenstein

Cold War Kid wrote: »

So I noticed your home smells of faeces.

And not just monkey feces.

corblimey

Mr.Burns: Are you acquainted with our state's stringent usury laws?
Homer: Us...ur...y?
Mr.Burns: Oh, silly me! I must've just made up a word that doesn't exist.

Thargor

This is Don Brodka from the Try n' Save. That's right, Don Brodka.
Your son Bart was caught shoplifting....uh huh....Yeah, it's a shame, I know...but, try and have a merry Christmas...
They weren't home, uh huh. But I left a message on the answering machine, that's right.

corblimey

Thargor wrote: »

This is Don Brodka from the Try n' Save. That's right, Don Brodka.
Your son Bart was caught shoplifting....uh huh....Yeah, it's a shame, I know...but, try and have a merry Christmas...
They weren't home, uh huh. But I left a message on the answering machine, that's right.

Catfish?

Thargor

If I wanted smoke blown up my ass, I'd be at home with a pack of cigarettes and a short length of hose.

corblimey

Moe: You know what really aggravazes me? It's them immigants. They wants all the benefits of living in Springfield, but they ain't even bothered to learn themselves the language.
Homer: Yea, those are exactly my sentimonies.

Welsh Megaman

dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »

Ned: I don’t like the service at the post office. You know, it’s all “rush rush!Get’cha in, get’cha out!” Then they’ve got those machines in the lobby, they’re even faster, no help there. You might even say, I hate the post office.

That, and my parents. Lousy beatniks.

Oh man! Ned spilt ink over my poems! He is a real flat tyre, I mean a cube man! He's putting us on a trip to Squaresville, Mona!

Dirty Dingus McGee

Willie: Now, the kilt was only for day-to-day wear.In battle, we donned a full-length ball gown covered in sequins.The idea was to blind your opponent with luxury. (Willies Kilt is pulled up by balloons) 'Tis no more than what God gave me, you Puritan pukes.

Bart: That'll hold me, at least till I get my hands on some kind of explosives.

Skinner: Congratulations, Simpson.You just fell for our sting and won yourself three months' detention.There's no such thing as Scotchtoberfest!

Wilie: There's not? You used me, Skinner! You used me!

Tarzana2

Kang/Bill Clinton: "Either way, your planet is DOOMED!

Marge: "That's slick Willie for you, always with the smooth talk."

:pac:

EagererBeaver

Milpool...

Beanntraigheach

Dang!

Double Dang!

Nerdkiller1991

Beanntraigheach wrote: »

Dang!

Double Dang!

Awww, donkeybutter!"

Dozen Wicked Words

Marge: Time to go to the reunion.

Homer: It'll be great to see the old gang again. Potsie, Ralph Malph, the Fonz.

Marge: That was Happy Days!

Homer: No, they weren't all happy days. Like the time Pinky Tuscadero crashed her motorcycle. Or the night I lost all my money to those card sharks and my dad Tom Bosley had to get it back.

corblimey

Librarian: Hmph. First they hate other, now all of a sudden they love each other. Oh, it doesn't make any sense to me.
Man: Of course not, you're a robot.
(The librarian weeps, her tear duct malfunctions and her head melts)

Beanntraigheach

Here's one of those lovable high-schoolers from TV's "Springfield Heights, 90210."
He's cool, he's sexy, he's 34 years old! Let's hear it for Kyle Darren!

King George VI

Crazy Vaclav: She'll go 300 hectares on single tank of kerosene.
Homer: What country is this car from?
Crazy Vaclav: It no longer exists, but take her for a test-drive and you'll agree-- Put it in 'H'.

corblimey

Hello Grampa, my old friend,
Your busy day is at an end.
Your exploits have been sad and boring,
They tell a tale that's worth ignoring.
When you're alone, the words of your story
Will echo down the rest-home hall,
'Cause no one at all can stand
The sound of Grampa.

dr.fuzzenstein

Ow! Damn sandwich took a bite outta me!

custard gannet

Tarzana2 wrote: »

Kang/Bill Clinton: "Either way, your planet is DOOMED!

Marge: "That's slick Willie for you, always with the smooth talk."

:pac:

Bill Clinton "Hell, I done it with pigs. Real, no-foolin' pigs."


David Cameron is in good company so :eek: