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    #7322
    corblimey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    Answering Machine: Hello, Muddah, hello, Faddah. Here I am at Camp Granada...
    Homer: Marge, is Lisa at Camp Granada?


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    #7323
    EagererBeaver
    Registered Users Posts: 6,422 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    Our president has been overthrown...and replaced by the benevolent General Krull! All hail Krull, and his glorious new regime!

    Sincerely, little girl.


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    #7324
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    why wound his body with bullets, when I can set his soul on fire with a slanderous mambo?


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRmg3J5vg_8


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    #7325
    Reiver
    Registered Users Posts: 782 ✭✭✭Reiver


    suicide_circus wrote: »
    why wound his body with bullets, when I can set his soul on fire with a slanderous mambo?


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRmg3J5vg_8

    Yeah, ok, I believe you're innocent! Gee, I hope all our suspects are this much fun.


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    #7326
    Rawr
    Registered Users Posts: 3,874 ✭✭✭Rawr


    Tuesday

    Homer: (in car) Well, it was a long trip, but we're almost there.

    Marge: Homer, did you remember to lock the front door of the house?

    Homer: D'oh!


    Wednesday

    Homer: Well, it's been two long trips, but we're finally almost there again.

    Marge: When you locked the front door, did you remember to lock the back door?

    Homer: D'oh! D'oh!


    Thursday

    (long silence)
    Lisa: Oh no! We left Grampa back at the gas station!

    (Homer stares determinedly ahead, appearing not to notice her)
    Lisa: What about Grampa?

    (The car drives on...)


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    #7327
    custard gannet
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 426 ✭✭custard gannet


    Reiver wrote: »
    Yeah, ok, I believe you're innocent! Gee, I hope all our suspects are this much fun.

    Which brings us along nicely to




    Chalmers "oh...my...God" at thinking he is seeing Skinner selling his body in a public toilet kills me :pac:


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    #7328
    Reiver
    Registered Users Posts: 782 ✭✭✭Reiver


    custard gannet wrote: »
    Which brings us along nicely to




    Chalmers "oh...my...God" at thinking he is seeing Skinner selling his body in a public toilet kills me :pac:

    The beauty of the layered jokes and rewatching as an adult. At the time I went "heehee, supernintendo chalmers has seen him in makeup", now im like :O. The primary school principal trying to cover up an embarrassing situ.


    WIGGUM: "So Superintendent Chalmers can vouch for your whereabouts?"

    SKINNER: "Oh, yes. But anything else he tells you is a filthy lie."


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    #7329
    jem hadar
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 13 ✭jem hadar


    "Why would they come to our concert just to boo us?"


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    #7330
    Realt Dearg Sec
    Registered Users Posts: 10,876 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    Put out an APB on a Uosdwis R Dewoh.


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    #7331
    Wise Old Elf
    Moderators Posts: 3,554 ✭✭✭Wise Old Elf


    Realt Dearg Sec wrote: »
    Put out an APB on a Uosdwis R Dewoh.

    Better start in greek town.


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    #7332
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    Do you think the ghost of Dirk Richter haunts the bordello where his bullet-riddled body was found?


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    #7333
    corblimey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    Marge: Uh, actually, I'm interested in becoming a police officer.
    (everyone laughs for a long time, gradually it fades)
    Wiggum: Welcome aboard.


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    #7334
    Dirty Dingus McGee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,631 ✭✭✭Dirty Dingus McGee


    "Wah,Wah,Wah, I am the Lindberg baby"


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    #7335
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,998 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    Wise Old Elf wrote: »
    Better start in greek town.
    "Uhhh, Chief...you're talking in your wallet."


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    #7336
    Wise Old Elf
    Moderators Posts: 3,554 ✭✭✭Wise Old Elf


    Nerdkiller1991 wrote: »
    "Uhhh, Chief...you're talking in your wallet."

    Cancel the APB. But, eh, bring back some of them, eh, gyros


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    #7337
    corblimey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    Fat Tony is a cancer on this fair city. He is the cancer, and I am the... um... What cures cancer?


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    #7338
    Dirty Dingus McGee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,631 ✭✭✭Dirty Dingus McGee


    suicide_circus wrote: »
    why wound his body with bullets, when I can set his soul on fire with a slanderous mambo?


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRmg3J5vg_8

    I haven't been able to get that song out of my head since I watched that video.


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    #7339
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    He called me Chief Piggum!


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    #7340
    Beanntraigheach
    Registered Users Posts: 789 ✭✭✭Beanntraigheach


    Can I slog off school tomorrow? Got a pain in me gulliver.


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    #7341
    corblimey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    Dr. Hibbert: Nothing dissolves glue better than human sweat. I knew Bart would panic and start perspiring at the sight of this button applicator!
    Bart: Couldn't you have just turned the heat up a little?
    Dr. Hibbert: Oh, heavens no! It had to be terror sweat!


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    #7342
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    EGGHEAD LIKES HIS BOOKY WOOK!!


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    #7343
    RhubarbCrumble
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,174 ✭✭✭RhubarbCrumble


    Mindy: "So, I guess we'll be going down together. I mean getting off together. I mean . . ."
    Homer: "That's okay, I'll just push the button for the stimulator. I mean elevator!"


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    #7344
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    Ow! Pointy.
    Eww! Slimy.
    Uh-oh! Moving.
    Aha! Aw.
    Twenty dollars.


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    #7345
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,998 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    Snotaul Goodman wrote: »
    EGGHEAD LIKES HIS BOOKY WOOK!!
    "HOMER!"


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    #7346
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Nerdkiller1991 wrote: »
    "HOMER!"

    Just tucking him in!


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    #7347
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    Stupid poetic justice


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    #7348
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    Moe: So how about you and me go out sometime? You know, out back


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    #7349
    corblimey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    Fake Homer: Marge honey-fräulein, I'm home.
    Marge: You're not my husband.
    Fake Homer: Ja, please forgive my unexplained two-week absence. To make it up to you, we will go out to dinner at a sensibly priced restaurant, then have a night of efficient German sex.
    Marge: Well, I sure don't feel like cooking.


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    #7350
    crushproof
    Registered Users Posts: 2,809 ✭✭✭crushproof


    dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »
    Ow! Pointy.
    Eww! Slimy.
    Uh-oh! Moving.
    Aha! Aw.
    Twenty dollars.

    "Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts."


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    #7351
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    crushproof wrote: »
    "Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts."

    Explain how!


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