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    #7352
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    Snotaul Goodman wrote: »
    Explain how!

    That scene is so awesome.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgct3Jn8pFA


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    #7353
    HalloweenJack
    Registered Users Posts: 7,220 ✭✭✭HalloweenJack


    From the car thief episode where Homer's in jail and Moe decides to run off to Hawaii.

    Homer: Hawaii? What about Hawaii? Moe, who's going to Hawaii? Am I going to Hawaii?
    Chief Wiggum: Stop saying Hawaii in there!


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    #7354
    custard gannet
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 426 ✭✭custard gannet


    Quimby opening the car boot sale:

    Mayor Quimby (under his breath): "Human vermin, feeding off each other's garbage. The only thing you can't buy here is dignity!"

    (To crowd): "Welcome swappers, to the Springfield Swap Meet! Ich bin ein Springfield Swap Meet patron!"

    (Under his breath): "I need a drink and a shower."


    Like all good Fianna Failers/ Gaelers he holds his constituents in utter contempt, I love it :pac:


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    #7355
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    HalloweenJack wrote: »
    From the car thief episode where Homer's in jail and Moe decides to run off to Hawaii.

    Homer: Hawaii? What about Hawaii? Moe, who's going to Hawaii? Am I going to Hawaii?
    Chief Wiggum: Stop saying Hawaii in there!

    Homer: Ooh, Gummi bears! Gummi calves' heads! Gummi jaw breakers! (Sees a Gummi figure rotating on a red pillow in a glass case.)

    Homer: (Lustily) Ohh...What's that?

    Man: That is the rarest Gummi of them all, the Gummi Venus de Milo, carved by Gummi artisans who work exclusively in the medium of Gummi.

    Marge: Will you two stop saying "Gummi" so much?


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    #7356
    Kilkenny14
    Registered Users Posts: 579 ✭✭✭Kilkenny14


    custard gannet wrote: »
    Quimby opening the car boot sale:

    Mayor Quimby (under his breath): "Human vermin, feeding off each other's garbage. The only thing you can't buy here is dignity!"

    (To crowd): "Welcome swappers, to the Springfield Swap Meet! Ich bin ein Springfield Swap Meet patron!"

    (Under his breath): "I need a drink and a shower."


    Like all good Fianna Failers/ Gaelers he holds his constituents in utter contempt, I love it :pac:

    Mayor Quimby: Demand? Who are you to demand anything? I run this town. You're just a bunch of low-income nobodies!

    Quimby's Assistant: [sotto voce] Uh, election in November. Election in November.

    Mayor Quimby: What? Again? This stupid country.


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    #7357
    corblimey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    The Ny Mets are my favourite squadron.


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    #7358
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    corblimey wrote: »
    The Ny Mets are my favourite squadron.

    Oh yeah. What was I thinking? Who needs the infinite wisdom of Ganesh when I have Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman staring at me from the cover of Entertainment weekly WITH THEIR DEAD EYES!


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    #7359
    jimgoose
    Registered Users Posts: 20,177 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    All right, Bart, fire in the hole! Okay, no more gasoline, full power!


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    #7360
    DaisyFay
    Registered Users Posts: 83 ✭✭DaisyFay


    Grampa, reading a condom wrapper: Latex.... condo.... boy I'd like to live in one of those


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    #7361
    corblimey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    Roger Meyers senior, the gentle genius behind Itchy and Scratchy, loved and cared about almost all the peoples of the world. And he, in turn, was beloved by the world, except in 1938 when he was criticized for his controversial cartoon, "Nazi Supermen Are Our Superiors".


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    #7362
    Beanntraigheach
    Registered Users Posts: 789 ✭✭✭Beanntraigheach


    I said "step, pause, turn, pause, pivot, step, step".
    Not "step, pause, turn, pause, pivot, step, pause"!

    Ugh! Shudder!


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    #7363
    corblimey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    Marge: You know Homey, The "E" doesn't work on that typewriter.
    Homer: We don't need no stinkin' "E". "Restaurant Review?" ... no. "Eatery Evaluation?" ... no. "Food Box: Go or No Go" by Homer ... no ... Earl! ... no ... Bill Simpson.


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    #7364
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    Bart: Each parking space is a mere one foot narrower, indistinguishable to the naked eye. Therein lies the game...
    Milhouse: I fear to watch... yet I cannot turn away!
    Skinner: Blasted woman, you parked too close, move your car!
    Edna: I'm in the lines... you got a problem, go tell your mama.
    Skinner: Oh, don't worry, she'll hear about this!

    http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season5/mindy1.mp3

    And this one can't be epxressed in written form:
    http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season5/mindy16.mp3


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    #7365
    wnolan1992
    Registered Users Posts: 14,009 ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    Marge: How could you not tell me you're a hired killer!?
    Homer: How could you not tell me!?
    Marge: I told you 20 times! You never listen!
    Homer: ... Well, they're not as pretty as you Marge!

    [...]

    Marge: All those nights I thought you were out getting drunk! When you were actually out killing people!
    Homer: I was out getting drunk, then killing people!


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    #7366
    Valentina
    Registered Users Posts: 4,281 ✭✭✭Valentina


    You mean it's not Magaggie's birthday?!


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    #7367
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Homer: Somebody had to take the babysitter home. Then I noticed she was sitting on her sweet [cut] can. [cut] — so I grab her — [cut] sweet can. [cut] Oh, just thinking about [cut] her can [cut] I just wish I had the — [cut] sweet [cut] sweet [cut] s-s-sweet [cut] can.

    Godfrey Jones: So, Mr. Simpson: you admit you grabbed her can. What do you have to say in your defense?

    Homer: [looking lustful in a clearly-paused VCR shot]

    Jones: Mr. Simpson, your silence will only incriminate you further. [paused shot of Homer grows larger] No, Mr. Simpson, don’t take your anger out on me. Get back! Get back! Mist — Mr. Simpson — nooo!



    Voiceover (quickly): Dramatization — may not have happened!


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    #7368
    corblimey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    Marge: Homer, are you wearing a tie to impress Laddie?
    Homer: Do you think he noticed?


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    #7369
    Flatzie_poo
    Registered Users Posts: 562 ✭✭✭Flatzie_poo


    "Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins."

    "Homer Simpson, smiling politely."


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    #7370
    Flatzie_poo
    Registered Users Posts: 562 ✭✭✭Flatzie_poo


    "Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins."

    "Homer Simpson, smiling politely"


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    #7371
    Welsh Megaman
    Registered Users Posts: 72,597 ✭✭✭✭Welsh Megaman


    *Homer produces Whacking Day stick*

    Homer (seductively): Should I whack slow or fast?

    Marge: Slow...then fast.

    *both giggle, until Homer sees Lisa*

    Homer: Uh-oh.

    Lisa: Dad, for the last time, please don't lower yourself to the level of the mob.

    Homer: Lisa, maybe if I'm part of that mob, I can help steer it in wise directions. Now where's my giant foam cowboy hat and airhorn?


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    #7372
    corblimey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    Marge: You awful man! Stay away from my son.
    Sideshow Bob: Oh, I'll stay away from your son, all right. (evilly) Stay away...forever!
    Homer: No!
    Sideshow Bob: Wait a minute, that's no good. (Starts to walk away, then runs back) Wait! I've got a good one now. Marge, say, "Stay away from my son," again.
    Marge: No!
    Sideshow Bob: Ohhh...


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    #7373
    RhubarbCrumble
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,174 ✭✭✭RhubarbCrumble


    "Flanders to God, Flanders to God. Get off your cloud and save my Todd!"


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    #7374
    Rawr
    Registered Users Posts: 3,874 ✭✭✭Rawr


    Welsh Megaman wrote: »
    *Homer produces Whacking Day stick*

    Homer (seductively): Should I whack slow or fast?

    Marge: Slow...then fast.

    *both giggle, until Homer sees Lisa*

    Homer: Uh-oh.

    Lisa: Dad, for the last time, please don't lower yourself to the level of the mob.

    Homer: Lisa, maybe if I'm part of that mob, I can help steer it in wise directions. Now where's my giant foam cowboy hat and airhorn?

    Quimby: And now to open This year's festivities here's our grand marshal, the Prophet of Love, Larry White.

    Barry White: Barry White.

    Quimby: No. It says here Larry White.

    Barry White: I know my own name.

    Quimby: Yeah? Well, we'll see.

    [Crowd Cheering]
    Barry White: Ladies and gentlemen, my unlimited love to y'all.
    It's truly an honor to be here at this-- Hey, what is this all about anyway?

    Quimby:[ Whispering, Indistinct ]
    Barry White: Oh, God, no. You people make me sick!

    - [ Crowd Cheers ] -

    Barry White: Were they even listening to me?

    Quimby: I, uh, don't think so.


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    #7375
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    Buenos ding dong diddly dias, Señor!


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    #7376
    Realt Dearg Sec
    Registered Users Posts: 10,876 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »
    Buenos ding dong diddly dias, Señor!

    Charmed... Ah... A googly...doogly.


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    #7377
    Welsh Megaman
    Registered Users Posts: 72,597 ✭✭✭✭Welsh Megaman


    Rawr wrote: »
    Quimby: And now to open This year's festivities here's our grand marshal, the Prophet of Love, Larry White.

    Barry White: Barry White.

    Quimby: No. It says here Larry White.

    Barry White: I know my own name.

    Quimby: Yeah? Well, we'll see.

    [Crowd Cheering]
    Barry White: Ladies and gentlemen, my unlimited love to y'all.
    It's truly an honor to be here at this-- Hey, what is this all about anyway?

    Quimby:[ Whispering, Indistinct ]
    Barry White: Oh, God, no. You people make me sick!

    - [ Crowd Cheers ] -

    Barry White: Were they even listening to me?

    Quimby: I, uh, don't think so.

    Barry White (Singing): Can't get enough of your love, baby...

    Lisa: Mr White! Could we borrow your voice?

    Barry White: Anything...for a lady. :cool:


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    #7378
    corblimey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    When the fire starts to burn,
    There's a lesson you must learn.
    Something something, then you'll see:
    You'll avoid catastrophe!


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    #7379
    Wise Old Elf
    Moderators Posts: 3,554 ✭✭✭Wise Old Elf


    Welsh Megaman wrote: »
    Barry White (Singing): Can't get enough of your love, baby...

    Lisa: Mr White! Could we borrow your voice?

    Barry White: Anything...for a lady. :cool:

    I love the sexy slither... of a lady snake. Ooooh baby


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    #7380
    RainyDay
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,925 ✭✭✭RainyDay


    Raymondo: Hey, kid, nobody likes a gloomy magician. Except, of course, Gloomo the Magnificent.


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    #7381
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    Homer, can you be that annoying?

    http://i.imgur.com/10qBo.png


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