Dental plan!

corblimey · 09-10-2015 8:27am

Bart: Milhouse, how could you let this happen? You were supposed to be the night watchman.
Milhouse: I was watching. I saw the whole thing. First it started falling over, then it fell over.

Rawr · 09-10-2015 9:37am

Network Exec: Our license renewal is on the bubble. We need educational programming fast.

Krusty: What about that Mattel and Mars Bar Quick Energy Chocobot Hour?

Network Exec: That's barely legal as it is.

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Chocobot: You can count on us, Mr.President!
Major Nougat, Gooey, Cocoa: put down those entertaining Mattel products.
Colonel Ga-taffy is up to his old tricks!
Let's power up!

[All] Chocolate away! [Driving Rock]

EagererBeaver · 09-10-2015 1:10pm

corblimey wrote: »

Bart: Milhouse, how could you let this happen? You were supposed to be the night watchman.
Milhouse: I was watching. I saw the whole thing. First it started falling over, then it fell over.

Alright, everybody tuck ya pants into ya socks.

HalloweenJack · 09-10-2015 1:27pm

'Tis a fine barn, but sure 'tis no pool English.

Flatzie_poo · 09-10-2015 1:37pm

Bart: I couldn't find much on our rivalry... but I did manage to get Millhouse on America's Most Wanted.

Agent: There he is on the monkey bars.

Milhouse: Oh no! Not again.

Rawr · 09-10-2015 1:46pm

HalloweenJack wrote: »

'Tis a fine barn, but sure 'tis no pool English.

Homer: D'oh-eth!

MUFC91CS · 09-10-2015 1:54pm

Flatzie_poo wrote: »

Bart: I couldn't find much on our rivalry... but I did manage to get Millhouse on America's Most Wanted.

Agent: There he is on the monkey bars.

Milhouse: Oh no! Not again.

Try to take him alive

Beanntraigheach · 09-10-2015 3:42pm

Homer's brother: OK, this is what you're gonna do:
You're gonna hang up, call me back, and say the exact opposite of everything you just said.

Employee: Ehm, Homer Simpson is a...brilliant man with lots of...well thought out, practical ideas. He is ensuring the financial securitry of this company for years to come.
Oh yes, and his personal hygiene is above reproach!

Skylinehead · 09-10-2015 4:45pm

Only who can prevent forest fires?

You have selected "you", referring to me.

That is incorrect. The correct answer is you.

dr.fuzzenstein · 09-10-2015 7:15pm

The 10 Dos and 500 Don'ts of Knife Safety
Don't do what Donny Don't does

Omackeral · 09-10-2015 8:31pm

dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »

The 10 Dos and 500 Don'ts of Knife Safety
Don't do what Donny Don't does

Bart: (sighing) They could have made this clearer.

RainyDay · 09-10-2015 8:36pm

Homer: Ah, the daily newspaper. Ooh, the Springfield Men's Shelter is giving away 60 soiled mattresses.
Marge: Why do you read that ''Free'' column, Homer? They never have anything good.
Homer: [ Gasps ] Oh, my God! - What is it? -
''Tramampoline.''
''Trambapoline.''

dr.fuzzenstein · 09-10-2015 9:13pm

RainyDay wrote: »

Homer: Ah, the daily newspaper. Ooh, the Springfield Men's Shelter is giving away 60 soiled mattresses.
Marge: Why do you read that ''Free'' column, Homer? They never have anything good.
Homer: [ Gasps ] Oh, my God! - What is it? -
''Tramampoline.''
''Trambapoline.''

I actually did get a free trampoline of freecycle (no really, I did!) and at long last I had the chance to shout "Tramampoline!".
I eventually stopped after a few weeks.

corblimey · 10-10-2015 11:15pm

Bart: Did you kill my principal?
Fat Tony: Uh, Chinese guy with a moustache?

custard gannet · 10-10-2015 11:54pm

Rawr wrote: »

Quimby: And now to open This year's festivities here's our grand marshal, the Prophet of Love, Larry White.

Barry White: Barry White.

Quimby: No. It says here Larry White.

Barry White: I know my own name.

Quimby: Yeah? Well, we'll see.

[.

Quimby's never been the best with names and identities

Mayor Quimby: And now, I'd like to turn things over to our Grand Marshall, Mr. Leonard Nimoy.
Leonard Nimoy: [referring to the monorail] I'd say this vessel could do at least Warp Five.
[crowd laughs]
Mayor Quimby: And let me say, "May the Force be with you."
Leonard Nimoy: [annoyed] Do you even know who I am?
Mayor Quimby: I think I do. Weren't you one of the Little Rascals?

:pac:

Not forgetting Lisa in the taxi in the future episode

Lisa "Hey I know you, you're Mayor Quimby right?"

Quimby "I, uh, er, uh, no...look at this license...Mohammed Jafaah!"

I think it's just that ludicrously over the top Boston Irish accent claiming to be called Mohammed Jaffaah that does it :pac:

dr.fuzzenstein · 11-10-2015 2:25am

That could be anyone's ass.

corblimey · 11-10-2015 8:19pm

Okay, alright, you can bluff your way through one test. "Mr. Toad has a red blank." Okay, skip that one ... "Mr. blank needs a blank in order to blank his blank." Oh, I am in deep blank ...

dr.fuzzenstein · 13-10-2015 8:34am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJwZIDaILrg

Flatzie_poo · 13-10-2015 9:07am

Homer: What does "sequestered mean"?

Principal Skinner: If the jury is deadlocked, they're put up in a hotel so that they cant communicate with the outside world.

Homer: What does "deadlocked" mean?

Principal Skinner: It's when the jury cant agree on a verdict.

Homer: And "if"?

Principal Skinner: A conjunction meaning "in the event that" or "on condition of".

Homer: So "if" we get "deadlocked", we'll be "sequestered" at the Springfield Palace Hotel. Where we'll get a free room, free food, free swimming pool, free HBO. Ooh. Free Willy.

corblimey · 13-10-2015 9:35am

Hapablap: To slip the surly bonds of earth, and touch the face of God. To fly -- the dream of man and flightless bird alike. And now, hold on tight, as we blast through the thrilling highlights of aviation history! Say, did somebody say "box kites"?
Bart: No!
Martin: The common box kite was originally used as a means of drying wet string.

Rawr · 13-10-2015 10:29am

dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJwZIDaILrg

Barney: (walking up to a cardboard cutout of Homer in his Mr. Plow attire) Well, well, if it isn't Mr. Plow.
(Barney starts to repeatedly beat the cutout with a baseball bat.)

Linda Ronstadt: Hey, Plow King, save some for me.

Barney: Wow, Linda Ronstadt!
(Barney and Ronstadt beat up the fake Mr. Plow together.)

(Meanwhile, at Moe's Tavern, everyone's watching the ad on TV )
Moe: Linda Ronstadt? How'd you get her?
Barney: Aw, we've been looking for a project to do together for a while.
(The ad continues)

Linda Ronstadt:
When the snow starts a-fallin',
There's a man you should be callin':
That's KL5-4796.
Let it ring!
Mr. Plow is a loser
And I think he is a boozer.

Barney & Linda Ronstadt: So you better make that call to the Plow Kiiiiiiiiing!
(Barney belches into Linda's face)

Tarzana2 · 13-10-2015 1:10pm

More a visual quote. Homer disappearing into the hedge in fingernail form. Excellent

Pierce_1991 · 13-10-2015 2:21pm

http://i.imgur.com/H0sjulR.jpg

dr.fuzzenstein · 13-10-2015 2:30pm

Tarzana2 wrote: »

More a visual quote. Homer disappearing into the hedge in fingernail form. Excellent

Your fingernails?

Tarzana2 · 13-10-2015 6:12pm

dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »

Your fingernails?

Nay, saw it on FB.

Rawr · 13-10-2015 8:12pm

Chief Wiggum: Mrs. Simpson, I have some bad news; your husband was found DOA.

Marge: Oh my God! He's dead?!

Chief Wiggum: Oh, wait, I mean DWI. I always get those two mixed up.

Mrs. Phillips: My name's Mrs. Phillips. You said my husband's DWI?

Chief Wiggum: Um, why don't you talk to that officer over there? I'm going out to lunch. (Runs away)

dr.fuzzenstein · 13-10-2015 8:14pm

Flatzie_poo wrote: »

Homer: What does "sequestered mean"?

Principal Skinner: If the jury is deadlocked, they're put up in a hotel so that they cant communicate with the outside world.

Homer: What does "deadlocked" mean?

Principal Skinner: It's when the jury cant agree on a verdict.

Homer: And "if"?

Principal Skinner: A conjunction meaning "in the event that" or "on condition of".

Homer: So "if" we get "deadlocked", we'll be "sequestered" at the Springfield Palace Hotel. Where we'll get a free room, free food, free swimming pool, free HBO. Ooh. Free Willy.

I believe Freddy Quimby should walk out of here a free hotel.

dr.fuzzenstein · 13-10-2015 8:41pm

My company's website has a section for customer's suggestions.
We call it the invisible typewriter.

Rawr · 13-10-2015 9:17pm

dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »

My company's website has a section for customer's suggestions.
We call it the invisible typewriter.

Burns: This is a thousand monkeys working at a thousand typewriters. Soon, they'll have written the greatest novel known to mankind.

(reads one of the typewriters)
"It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times"?! you stupid monkey!

(monkey screeches)
Oh, shut up.

Rawr · 13-10-2015 9:22pm

dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »

My company's website has a section for customer's suggestions.
We call it the invisible typewriter.

Ahhh, I just got the reference now (Me lose brain, uh-oh!)

WIGGUM: Well your story is very compelling, Mr. Jackass, I mean Simpson. So I'll just type it up on my invisible typewriter. (Hums and makes typing motion in the air)

HOMER: Ugh, you don't have to humiliate me.

He leaves, and another man walks in, with scorched clothing.

ARSONIST: I just torched a building downtown, and I'm afraid I'll do it again!

WIGGUM: Oh, yeah right. I'll just type it up on my invisible typewriter. (Hums and types again) Fruitcake.

Dental plan!

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