Dental plan!

Gunsfortoys

No mr simpson don't take your anger out on me get back get back, Mr simpson NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ..............Dramatisation! May not of happened!

Rowley Birkin QC

Marge : There's a man here who says he can help you.
Homer : Is it Batman?
Marge : He's a scientist.
Homer : Batman's a scientist.
Marge : It's not Batman!


:D

The_g-man

And Gummy Joe, where would you be without the Dental Plan?

I wouldn't have old "chomper" here. that's for sure.:pac:




Artie Ziff: Marge, I would appreciate it if you didn't tell anyone about my busy hands. Not so much for myself, but I am so respected, it would damage the town to hear it. Goodnight!

Gunmonkey

Burkatron wrote: »

Yarr, it's kind of you to deliver these copies of 'Jugs.' They'll keep my men from resorting to homosexuality... fer about 10 minutes. Harr, Harr, Harr.

Yarrr, look whos talking.......

Hyperbullet

"Hello. I'm an electric car. I cant go very fast, or very far. And if you drive me, people will think you're gaaaaaaay"

witty username

Yarr, squidie, I got nuthin' against ya...I just heard there was gold in yer belly.


Homer no function beer well without.

Sgt Hartman

Lionel Hutz: "I've argued in front of every judge in this state. Often as a lawyer."

Handsome Bob

"Oh God, help me!"

.........

*phone rings*

"Hello Homer, this.......is God........frey Jones from the TV magazine show Rock Bottom."

Lockstep

One of the best threads on Boards.



Well done everyone.

Limerick Dude

Bart: I cannot believe you are here! Do you think you could give me a few pointers?
Joe Namath: Sure. There's only one thing you need to know to be a great quarterback.
Joe Namath's wife: Joe, honey, I fixed it. It was just vapor lock.
Joe Namath: Okay, look, I gotta run. [heading back to his car] Remember what I told you.
Bart: [returns to practicing throwing the football] Okay Bart, concentrate.
Bart's thoughts: Remember what I told you... Just one thing... My car broke down... I'm Joe Namath... My car broke down... It was just vapor lock... vapor lock... vapor lock...
Bart: I'm dead.

Gunsfortoys

Ralph on immigration; STRANGER DANGER! STRANGER DANGER!

Wossack

Ms Hoover, my worm went in my mouth and then I ate-d it. Can I have another?

Hyperbullet

Cant link this one for some reason but the McGarnigle skit was one of my favourites:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZK1g3qFsM0&feature=related

ch750536

Cleetus : Marlene, why did you bring your Ma on our date?
Marlene : Cleetus, she's your Ma too.

TheBastard

Marge: Where are you going, Bart?
Bart: Mom, you won't believe this, but something you said the other
day really got through to me.
Marge: I]happy[/I Mmm!
Bart: And now, I am going to teach some kids a lesson.
Marge: I choose to take that literally.
Bart: Death to Shelbyville!
Homer: Yes, Bart's a tutor now. Tute on, son! Tute on.

Sam Vimes

Hyperbullet wrote: »

Cant link this one for some reason but the McGarnigle skit was one of my favourites:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZK1g3qFsM0&feature=related

There you go:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZK1g3qFsM0

Take the bit after the v= and before the next & and put it in youtube tags like this:

[youtube]8ZK1g3qFsM0[/youtube]

Lockstep

ch750536 wrote: »

Cleetus : Marlene, why did you bring your Ma on our date?
Marlene : Cleetus, she's your Ma too.

(Homer is marrying Cletus and Brandine)
Homer: Ew, are you two brother and sister?
Brandine: We's all kindsa things.

Also from the Simpsons video game:
"Cletus: "We need them ketchup packets to feed on during the long winter."

krudler

Busi_Girl08 wrote: »

Martin - "Hey Bart, can we stop for ice-cream?"
Bart - "Yes"
Nelson - "Hey Bart, can we weigh the car at that car-weighing station?"
Bart - "Yeah"
Milhouse - "Hey Bart, can we pick up that hitchhiker?"
Bart - "I don't see why not"
Hitchhiker - "Hey Bart, can we stp for ice-cream?"
Bart - "Yes"
Hitchhiker - "Well I don't think I was rehabilitated, but eh...I guess they needed the extra bed"

I didnt realise for years that the hitchhiker they pick up is the guy from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Handsome Bob

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7llLFbV97bs

Chorizo

Bette and I owned a horsed together. We named it Krudler!

Hockney

Lou: You know, I went to the McDonald's in Shelbyville on Friday night.
Wiggum: The McWhat?
Lou: Uh, the McDonald's restaurant. I've never heard of it either, but they have over 2,000 locations in this state alone.
Eddie: Must've sprung up overnight.
Lou: You know, the funniest thing though, it's the little differences.
Wiggum: Example.
Lou: Well, at McDonald's you can buy a Krusty Burger with cheese, right? But they don't call it a Krusty Burger with cheese.
Wiggum: Get out! Well, what do they call it?
Lou: A Quarter Pounder with cheese.
Wiggum: Quarter Pounder with cheese? Well, I can picture the cheese, but, uh, do they have Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverages?
Lou: Mm-hm. They call 'em, "shakes."
Eddie: Huh, shakes. You don't know what you're gettin'

witty username

Homer: Marge, get me your address book, four beers, and my conversation hat

Dothehustle

you sunk my battleship

krudler

Chorizo wrote: »

Bette and I owned a horsed together. We named it Krudler!

krudler

Lisa blowing into a jug, Homer starts dancing like a yokel, then she stops.

"Lisa, dont ever,ever stop in the middle of a hodown!"

--Kaiser--

krudler wrote: »

I didnt realise for years that the hitchhiker they pick up is the guy from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

There's lot of stuff I didn't get in The Simpsons when I watched it as a kid, all the sexual innuendo in the below exchange for example:

Ned: I'm talking about your, heh heh, potty-mouth.

Homer: What the hell are you talking about?

Ned: All of us pull a few `boners' now and then, go off `half-cocked', make
`asses' of ourselves. I don't want to be `hard on' you...

krudler

I just checked the manual and it doesnt mention Siam or autogyro in there anywhere!

KnifeWRENCH

Lizard Queen wrote: »

In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women

Homer: "All right pal, where'd you get the sugar for that tea?"

Thief: "I nicked it, when you let your guard down for that spilt second. And I'd do it again."
*sips tea*
"Goodbye."

Susie_Q

Nelson: Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark.

the purple tin

Get out here boy, there's doin's a transpiring!

Oooh ya lousy Springfielders, shake harder boy.