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    #7472
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Agnes Skinner: I have no son!
    Homer: Look, lady, you obviously have at least one son.
    Agnes: No! I have one stranger and one fraud!

    Worst episode ever on C4 now


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    #7473
    Realt Dearg Sec
    Registered Users Posts: 10,876 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    Homer: Somebody's traveling light.
    Lisa: meh, maybe you're just getting stronger
    Homer: Well, I have been eating more.


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    #7474
    Realt Dearg Sec
    Registered Users Posts: 10,876 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    Sounds like Springfields got a discipline problem!
    Maybe that's why we beat them at football almost half the time.


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    #7475
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    corblimey wrote: »
    "Carpal tunnel syndrome"...no.
    "Lumber lung"...no.
    "Juggler's despair"...no.
    "Achy breaky pelvis"...no.

    Maybe better that didn't hit me.


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    #7476
    Beanntraigheach
    Registered Users Posts: 789 ✭✭✭Beanntraigheach


    You mean it ain't me noggin it's me peepers? Well that's just loverly!


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    #7477
    RainyDay
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,925 ✭✭✭RainyDay


    Moe: Back when I was Gorgeous, everybody wanted a piece of me. But, somehow, I just never made it to the big time.
    Homer: Why not?
    Moe: 'Cause I got knocked out 40 times in a row. That, plus politics. You know, it's all politics.
    Homer: Lousy Democrats.[Groans] I can't watch this.
    I gotta get outta here.


    [Crowd Shouting] - [Man] Kill the bum! [Shouting Continues]
    Marge: Somebody stop the fight! Where's the doctor?
    Dr Nick: Kill him! Kill him!


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    #7478
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Grandma had hair like that when she went to sleep in her forever box.

    Ralph


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    #7479
    Rawr
    Registered Users Posts: 3,874 ✭✭✭Rawr


    Skinner: Ah, let's see: our foreign exchange student Uter has chosen "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory". I -- but this is just an empty box!

    Uter: [chocolate on his face and hands] I begged you to look at mine first...I begged you!


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    #7480
    Wise Old Elf
    Moderators Posts: 3,554 ✭✭✭Wise Old Elf


    Homer: That boy has bosoms. c'mere butterball

    Uter: Don't make me run, I am full of chocolate!


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    #7481
    Rawr
    Registered Users Posts: 3,874 ✭✭✭Rawr


    Lisa: Bart, does it strike you as odd that Uter disappeared and suddenly they're serving us this mysterious food called "Uterbraten"?

    Principal Skinner: Oh relax kids, I've got a gut feeling Uter's around here somewhere
    hahahahaha,
    after all isn't there a little Uter in all of us?
    hahahaha... hahaha,
    in fact, you might even say we just ate Uter, and he's in our stomachs... right now!
    AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    ... Wait, scratch that one.


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    #7482
    Dirty Dingus McGee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,631 ✭✭✭Dirty Dingus McGee


    I'm dancing away my hunger pain, moving my feet so my stomach won't hurt I'm kinda like Jesus but not in a sacreligious way.


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    #7483
    Dozen Wicked Words
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,325 ✭✭✭✭Dozen Wicked Words


    "Hello?...............
    Mrs. Pommelhorst?...............
    I'd like to get down now."


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    #7484
    Pierce_1991
    Registered Users Posts: 2,425 ✭✭✭Pierce_1991


    efb wrote: »
    Agnes Skinner: I have no son!
    Homer: Look, lady, you obviously have at least one son.
    Agnes: No! I have one stranger and one fraud!

    Worst episode ever on C4 now

    Are you saying that that episode is the worst ever? Coz if you are you obviously haven't watched The Simpsons in the last 15 years.


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    #7485
    wnolan1992
    Registered Users Posts: 14,009 ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    Pierce_1991 wrote: »
    Are you saying that that episode is the worst ever? Coz if you are you obviously haven't watched The Simpsons in the last 15 years.

    Even as a staunch defender of current Simpsons, I have to concur with this post. Seriously, I've said it before here, but I just do not understand the hate that that episode garners.


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    #7486
    Grab All Association
    Registered Users Posts: 3,919 ✭✭✭Grab All Association


    Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers!


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    #7487
    Wise Old Elf
    Moderators Posts: 3,554 ✭✭✭Wise Old Elf


    Hey, that's a half truth.


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    #7488
    razorblunt
    Registered Users Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    efb wrote: »
    Agnes Skinner: I have no son!
    Homer: Look, lady, you obviously have at least one son.
    Agnes: No! I have one stranger and one fraud!

    Worst episode ever on C4 now

    Ah it isn't at all.
    It has one of the greatest dismissive lines too ... "And we all salute you for it"


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    #7489
    ivytwine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,114 ✭✭✭ivytwine


    razorblunt wrote: »
    Ah it isn't at all.
    It has one of the greatest dismissive lines too ... "And we all salute you for it"

    There are some brilliant bits in that episode but it def marked the beginning of the end...


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    #7490
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    Where do I get my grenades at?


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    #7491
    Dozen Wicked Words
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,325 ✭✭✭✭Dozen Wicked Words


    Can I see your copy of Swank Armin?


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    #7492
    corblimey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    I'm like that guy who single-handedly built the rocket & flew to the moon. What was his name? Apollo Creed?


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    #7493
    Beanntraigheach
    Registered Users Posts: 789 ✭✭✭Beanntraigheach


    suicide_circus wrote: »
    Where do I get my grenades at?
    They don't have them group toilets here no more, do they?


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    #7494
    Beanntraigheach
    Registered Users Posts: 789 ✭✭✭Beanntraigheach


    Side Show Mel: My Barbara will no longer pleasure me with the French arts!


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    #7495
    corblimey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    Bart, cart, dart, e-art.


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    #7496
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    Nope can't see any problem with that.


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    #7497
    Riddle101
    Registered Users Posts: 8,409 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    "Some people write to movie stars, this guy writes to movies
    Dear Die Hard

    You rock. Especially that part with the man and the window.

    P.S Do you know Mad Max?"


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    #7498
    Azalea
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,796 ✭✭✭Azalea


    Uh... the script says I have to bonk you with this, heh...

    ... I wouldn't.


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    #7499
    Beanntraigheach
    Registered Users Posts: 789 ✭✭✭Beanntraigheach


    Azalea wrote: »
    Uh... the script says I have to bonk you with this, heh...

    ... I wouldn't.

    Angry, angry young man.


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    #7500
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    [FONT=Arial,Helvetica]Now for my favorite part of the show....What does that say? Talk to the audience! Ugghhh, this is always death...[/FONT]


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    #7501
    corblimey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    Homer: Well, if it isn't the leader of the wiener patrol, boning up on his nerd lessons.
    Marge: Homer, you should be more supportive.
    Homer: You're right, Marge. Good work, boy. (Marge leaves) Egghead likes his booky-wook!


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