Dental plan!

Rawr

corblimey wrote: »

Homer: Well, if it isn't the leader of the wiener patrol, boning up on his nerd lessons.
Marge: Homer, you should be more supportive.
Homer: You're right, Marge. Good work, boy. (Marge leaves) Egghead likes his booky-wook!

The 10 Do's and 500 Don'ts of Knife Safety!

Also:
Don't do what Donny Don't does...

RainyDay

Hurricane Barbara episode was on last night, appropriately enough given the weather conditions;

Homer: Ned Flanders, I mock your value system. You also appear foolish in the eyes of others.
Flanders: [Laughs] Well, howdy, Homer. Ooh, thanks for dropping by.
Mmm, he's not responding.
Psychiatrist: Proceed to level two- antagonism.
Homer: Past instances in which I professed to like you were fraudulent.
Flanders: Oh, well, I'll just have to try harder. Ooh! Thanks for dropping by.
Psychiatrist: Aw, he's still repressing. Maximum hostility factor.
Homer: I engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other. Now, that's psychiatry! Huh? Huh?
Flanders: [Laughs] Very funny, wise guy.

corblimey

RainyDay wrote: »

Hurricane Barbara episode was on last night, appropriately enough given the weather conditions;

Short answer, "yes" with an "if." Long answer, "no" with a "but."

reap-a-rat

Now calm down, Nedily idily diddly diddly, they tried their best...shoddily iddily diddly... Gotta be nice... Hostility idily...

Chili cook-off episode was on earlier:

Well of course, everything looks bad if you remember it!

corblimey

I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro?

Rawr

corblimey wrote: »

I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro?

This book must be out of date: I don't see “Prussia”, “Siam”, or “autogyro”.

Rawr

Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
smells like a steak and seats thirty-five..

Canyonero! Canyon-er-o!

Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!

Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero!
Krusty: Hey Hey!

Announcer: The Federal Highway comission has ruled the
Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving.

Canyonero!

12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
65 tons of American Pride!

Canyonero! Canyon-er-o!

Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!

Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!)

She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
She's a squirrel squashing, deer smacking, driving machine!

Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyon-er-o! (Yah!)

Drive Canyonero!

Woah Canyonero!

...Woah!

Padkir

reap-a-rat wrote: »

Now calm down, Nedily idily diddly diddly, they tried their best...shoddily iddily diddly... Gotta be nice... Hostility idily...

Aw hell diddly ding dong crap! Can't you morons do anything right!!??

Hockney

Padkir wrote: »

Aw hell diddly ding dong crap! Can't you morons do anything right!!??

Ned: ....and as for you, I don't know you but I'm sure you're a jerk!

Lenny: Hey I've only been here a few minutes! What's goin' on?

Chancer3001

Lisa: aw they're all about smugglers.

Homer: not this one. The smugglers of pirate Cove. It's about pirates

Chancer3001

Daddy, ask the man for some candy.

Heh heh heh

Well at least get some candy for yourself.

Heh. Kids

RainyDay

I chuckled my way through the Mayored to the Mob episode tonight;

Comic Book Guy: Tell me, how do you feel about 45-year-old virgins who still live with their parents?
Hot chick: Comb the Sweet Tarts out of your beard and you're on.
Comic Book Guy: Don't try to change me, baby.

corblimey

Homer: Moe... Moe... Moe...
Marge: Bart, are you going to mow the lawn today?
Bart: Okay, but you promised me mo' money.
Marge: I mo, I mo.
Homer: Moe... Moe... Moe...
Lisa: When Bart's done, can we mo to the moe-vies? There's a moe-tinee.
Marge: Of course! All work and mo play makes Moe a moe moe.
Bart: Moe moe moe moe moe?
Marge: Moe moe moe.
Lisa: Moe moe-moe-moe-moe moe.
Bart: Moe-moe-moe moe.
Maggie: Moe.

What's the matter with you Kid! You told me the stream was shallow!

dr.fuzzenstein

Mark Hamill: Hey, pal, that's my face up there next to the pepper steak, and don't you forget it.
Louie: You're all talk, Hamill. You never even finished Jedi school.

Realt Dearg Sec

dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »

Mark Hamill: Hey, pal, that's my face up there next to the pepper steak, and don't you forget it.
Louie: You're all talk, Hamill. You never even finished Jedi school.

Use the for-
THE FORCE?!
The forks. Use the forks...

suicide_circus

*Little girl raises her hand after Prof Frink demonstrates workings of toy*

Frink: Yes, what is it, what, what is it?

Little Girl: Can I play with it?

Frink: No you can't play with it, you won't enjoy it on as many levels as I do.

Nerdkiller1991

suicide_circus wrote: »

*Little girl raises her hand after Prof Frink demonstrates workings of toy*

Frink: Yes, what is it, what, what is it?

Little Girl: Can I play with it?

Frink: No you can't play with it, you won't enjoy it on as many levels as I do.

"The colours, children."

corblimey

Nelson: I heard a witch lives there.
Ralph: I heard a Frankenstein lives there.
Milhouse: You guys are way off. It's a secret lab where they take the brains out of zombies and put them in the heads of other zombies to create a race of super-zombies.
Nelson: That's the house?!

corblimey

They won't let me in the big people library downtown, there was some ... unpleasantness, I can never go back.

Dirty Dingus McGee

Milhouse:The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people.
Bart: Thank You!
Milhouse: Under the supervision of the reverse vampires, are forcing our parents to go to bed early, in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner. We're through the looking glass here, people.

Strange, I shouldn't have been able to hear that

robertobennini

"No on 24".

Rawr

dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »

Mark Hamill: Hey, pal, that's my face up there next to the pepper steak, and don't you forget it.
Louie: You're all talk, Hamill. You never even finished Jedi school.

Mark Hamill:
Luke, be a Jedi toniiiiiight!
Just be a Jedi toniiiiiight!

Hamill & Chorus:
Do it for Yoda, while we serve our guests a soda.

Hamill:
Uh....and do it for Chewie....and the Ewoks, and all the other puppets ...

Hamill & Chorus:
Luke, be a Jedi toniiight!

dr.fuzzenstein

Now it's time to do some coke off the blade of a knife!

RainyDay

Marge: We'd better stop and get the car washed.
Homer: Aw, what's the rush? Might rain next week.
Lenny: Hey, Homer, your car's kind of dirty.
Homer: Really? You think I should get it washed? -
Lenny: Yeah, maybe.

[ Tires Squealing, as Homer tears into car wash]
Marge: You listen to your friends, but you never listen to me.
Homer: Hey, that's great.

custard gannet

Reiver wrote: »

The beauty of the layered jokes and rewatching as an adult. At the time I went "heehee, supernintendo chalmers has seen him in makeup", now im like :O.

After all these years I only recently realised that the episode when Selma claims she has quit smoking aside from after meals and after Macgyver is presumably because watching Macgyver gets her so wet as an otters pocket excited she needs a smoke afterwards to calm herself down :eek::eek::pac:

Beanntraigheach

MONO = ONE
RAIL = RAIL

Kilkenny14

Beanntraigheach wrote: »

MONO = ONE
RAIL = RAIL

Donuts, is there anything they can't do?

dr.fuzzenstein

Kilkenny14 wrote: »

Donuts, is there anything they can't do?

Think harder, dad.