Dental plan!

corblimey

Number One: Remove the Shone of Shame.
Homer: Woo hoo!
Number One: Attach the Stone of Triumph!
Homer: D'oh!

Captain Chaos

Omackeral wrote: »

I loved when he was trying to catch Bart bunking off school and was on his trail and found chewing gum.

Skinner (tasting the gum): Double mint. Trying to double your fun, eh Bart? ......I really wish more people heard that.

Skinner (tasting the gum): Double mint. Trying to double your fun, eh Bart? I'm going to double your detention......I really wish more people heard that.

You missed a bit.

corblimey

Captain Chaos wrote: »

Skinner (tasting the gum): Double mint. Trying to double your fun, eh Bart? I'm going to double your detention......I really wish more people heard that.

(cough) I wish someone was around to hear that.

<insert xylophone quote here>

iDave

See you in hell candy boys.

dr.fuzzenstein

You flush one down, it swirls around, nine hundred and ninety-nine springs to flush down!

Realt Dearg Sec

If anyone wants me I'll be in my room.
















What kind of catch phrase is that?

corblimey

Mel Gibson: Will you come to Hollywood with me?
Homer: You had me at "hello."
Mel Gibson: I didn't say "hello."

dr.fuzzenstein

corblimey wrote: »

Mel Gibson: Will you come to Hollywood with me?
Homer: You had me at "hello."
Mel Gibson: I didn't say "hello."

But you promised to help me move! Aw Jeez!

Heisenberg1

Rawr wrote: »

Skinner: Up yours, children!
[Rides off on motorcycle]

Not Skinner Armin Tamzarian.

Heisenberg1

[Bart is preparing a batch of appetizers for Skinner's party]

Lisa: What's with the dog food?

Bart: My theory is - Skinner likes dog food.
[both leave, Homer walks in the room]

Homer: Ooh, a fresh batch of American balls.

Heisenberg1

Chief Wiggum: At this time we have no leads but I can safely say that Apu didn't suffer.

Lou: It looks like he suffered to me chief.

Chief Wiggum: Aw jeeze Lou. How long were you planning on letting me drink this stuff?

MUFC91CS

Chief Wiggum: Hmm, Bottlenose bruises. Blowhole burns. Flipper prints. This looks like the work of rowdy teens. Lou, cancel the prom.

Orim

dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »

You flush one down, it swirls around, nine hundred and ninety-nine springs to flush down!

You're not flushing those springs down the toilet, are you?

dr.fuzzenstein

Orim wrote: »

You're not flushing those springs down the toilet, are you?

Of course not! Nine hundred and ninety six springs to flush down, nine hundred and ninety six springs!

Beanntraigheach

Dear Marge,
Thanks for the fab painting of yours truly. I hungg it on me wall. You're quite an artist!
In answer to your question: Yes, we do have hamburgers and fries in England, but we call french fries "chips".
Love,
Ringo

P.S. Forgive the lateness of my reply.

wnolan1992

Beanntraigheach wrote: »

Dear Marge,
Thanks for the fab painting of yours truly. I hungg it on me wall. You're quite an artist!
In answer to your question: Yes, we do have hamburgers and fries in England, but we call french fries "chips".
Love,
Ringo

P.S. Forgive the lateness of my reply.

I owe my love of Ringo Starr to this episode I think. He's legitimately my favourite Beatle.

corblimey

Homer: Now, here's my "Everything's O.K." alarm!
(Homer flips a switch on the device, and it begins to emit a high pitched, incredibly loud beep)
Homer: This will sound every three seconds, unless something isn't okay!
Marge: Turn it off, Homer!
Homer: It can't be turned off! (alarm fizzles out) But it, uh, does break easily.

Realt Dearg Sec

corblimey wrote: »

Homer: Now, here's my "Everything's O.K." alarm!
(Homer flips a switch on the device, and it begins to emit a high pitched, incredibly loud beep)
Homer: This will sound every three seconds, unless something isn't okay!
Marge: Turn it off, Homer!
Homer: It can't be turned off! (alarm fizzles out) But it, uh, does break easily.

Women won't like being shot in the face.
Women will like what I tell them to like.

paddylonglegs

Marge is Lisa at camp Granada?

Beanntraigheach

wnolan1992 wrote: »

I owe my love of Ringo Starr to this episode I think. He's legitimately my favourite Beatle.

Gear!

Beanntraigheach

Dear Lisa,
As write this I am very sad. Our president has been overthrown...
and replaced by the benevolent General Krull. All hail Krull, and his glorious new regime!
Sincerely,
Little Girl

jamesbere

Homer receives a death threat letter written in blood]
Homer: Oh my God! Someone's trying to kill me! Oh, wait, it's for Bart.

Welsh Megaman

Bart: You know, Conan, I have a lot to say. I'm not just a one-line wonder. Did you know that a section of rain forest the size of Kansas is burned every single --

Conan O'Brien: Just do the line.

Bart: [glum] I didn't do it.

(Everyone laughs and cheers)

Conan: [laughs] Great material. We'll be right back.

(Music starts, and Conan dances. Bart half-heartedly joins him)

Conan: Sit perfectly still...only I may dance!

Azalea

Is the alien carbon-based or silicon-based?

The... second one... ziliphone!

Is the alien Santa Claus?

Um... yeah!

corblimey

Marge: Why don't we invite Mr. Bergstrom to dinner?
Lisa: Oh, Mom! That's wonderful! Can I find out his favorite dish and help you make it?
Marge: Sure.
Lisa: Can I wear your jewelry?
Marge: Sure.
Lisa: Can I get my ears pierced?
Marge: No.
Lisa: Can I dye my shoes pink?
Marge: Yes.
Lisa: Can I paint my nails?
Marge: No.
Lisa: Can we have wine?
Marge: Yes.
Lisa: Can I have wine?
Marge: No.
Lisa: Does Bart have to be there?
Marge: Yes.

IrishBlaine

Bart: Nothing but a rag on a stick

wnolan1992

Why, I once watched "Gentleman" Jim Corbett fight an Eskimo fellow bare-knuckled for a hundred and thirteen rounds! Of course, back then, if a fight lasted less than fifty rounds, we demanded our nickel back!

RainyDay

wnolan1992 wrote: »

Why, I once watched "Gentleman" Jim Corbett fight an Eskimo fellow bare-knuckled for a hundred and thirteen rounds! Of course, back then, if a fight lasted less than fifty rounds, we demanded our nickel back!

Tell that to McGregor

paddylonglegs

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

Bart: You know, Conan, I have a lot to say. I'm not just a one-line wonder. Did you know that a section of rain forest the size of Kansas is burned every single --

Conan O'Brien: Just do the line.

Bart: [glum] I didn't do it.

(Everyone laughs and cheers)

Conan: [laughs] Great material. We'll be right back.

(Music starts, and Conan dances. Bart half-heartedly joins him)

Conan: Sit perfectly still...only I may dance!

Add your reply here.

I was just about to reference this episode. Therese manion (don't make unnessecary journeys fame) was on the late late show. All I could think of was this episode as she talked about all the hype of her new found fame

corblimey

Willy: Now, you take the hoose.
Nelson: The moose?
Willy: The HOOSE! The HOOSE!
Nelson: Is this right?
(sprays Willy)
Willy: Augh! Turn off the noozle!
Nelson: The noodles? What noodles?
Willy: The noozle at the end of the hoose!