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    #7592
    Rawr
    Registered Users Posts: 3,874 ✭✭✭Rawr


    McGarnagle: Now tell them what you saw Billy.

    Billy: But I'm so scared McGarnagle.

    McGarnagle: You've gotta do this one for me Billy, McGarnagle.

    Billy: Okay for you McGarnagle.

    [later]

    Chief: Well McGarnagle, Billy is dead! They slit his throat from ear to ear.

    McGarnagle:     Hey! I'm trying to eat lunch here!


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    #7593
    Realt Dearg Sec
    Registered Users Posts: 10,876 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    Rawr wrote: »
    McGarnagle: Now tell them what you saw Billy.

    Billy: But I'm so scared McGarnagle.

    McGarnagle: You've gotta do this one for me Billy, McGarnagle.

    Billy: Okay for you McGarnagle.

    [later]

    Chief: Well McGarnagle, Billy is dead! They slit his throat from ear to ear.

    McGarnagle:     Hey! I'm trying to eat lunch here!

    McGarnagle: "You're off YOUR case, chief!"

    Chief: "What does that mean, exactly?"

    Homer: "IT MEANS HE GETS RESULTS YOU STUPID CHIEF!"


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    #7594
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    Rawr wrote: »
    McGarnagle: Now tell them what you saw Billy.

    Billy: But I'm so scared McGarnagle.

    McGarnagle: You've gotta do this one for me Billy, McGarnagle.

    Billy: Okay for you McGarnagle.

    [later]

    Chief: Well McGarnagle, Billy is dead! They slit his throat from ear to ear.

    McGarnagle:     Hey! I'm trying to eat lunch here!

    The repetition of "McGarnagle" is just excellent and I don't know why!


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    #7595
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    Rawr wrote: »
    McGarnagle: Now tell them what you saw Billy.

    Billy: But I'm so scared McGarnagle.

    McGarnagle: You've gotta do this one for me Billy, McGarnagle.

    Billy: Okay for you McGarnagle.

    [later]

    Chief: Well McGarnagle, Billy is dead! They slit his throat from ear to ear.

    McGarnagle:     Hey! I'm trying to eat lunch here!

    Sudden Impact was on TV over the last 2 weeks or so and all I could think of was McGarnagle. Especially the line "He gets results you stupid chief!". DH has never been the same since McGarnagle.
    Bonus piece of useless trivia:
    The dog Meathead in Sudden Impact changes sex several times. :D


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    #7596
    corblimey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    Homer: Uh ... so, I just wanna know how come you made your Homer Simpson character so ...
    Producer #1: Stupid? Well, I can assure you, it happened organically.
    Homer: It better have!
    Producer #1: The thirteen of us began with a singular vision -- "Titanic" meets "Frasier".
    Producer #2: But then we found out that ABC had a similar project in development with Annie Potts and Jeremy Piven.
    Homer: Who's Jeremy Piven?
    Producer #3: We don't know.
    Producer #4: But it scared the hell out of us, so we slapped together a cop show instead.
    Homer: Police Cops.
    Producer #5: Uh, no, actually, it was called "Badge Patrol".
    Producer #1: But the network idiots didn't want a show about high-tech badges that shoot laser beams!
    Producer #2: So we asked ourselves, "Who's behind the badge?"
    Producer #3: Police ...
    Producer #4: Cops ...
    Producer #5: "Police Cops."


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    #7597
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    Uh-oh—spaghetti-o's!


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    #7598
    Azalea
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,796 ✭✭✭Azalea


    BARTDOYOUWANTSOMEBROWNIESBEFOREYOUGOTOBED?!!


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    #7599
    Beanntraigheach
    Registered Users Posts: 789 ✭✭✭Beanntraigheach


    Well sir, just apply a smidgen of peanut butter to an ordinary pine cone,
    and you've got yourself a makeshift bird-feeder, sir!


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    #7600
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,998 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    Azalea wrote: »
    BARTDOYOUWANTSOMEBROWNIESBEFOREYOUGOTOBED?!!
    "BARTDOYOUWANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAWANDHOCKEYMASK!!?"


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    #7601
    corblimey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    Homer: Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else -- and it hasn't -- it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
    Marge: I think women should be able to play any sport men play, but hockey is so violent and dangerous -- look at Milhouse's teeth!
    (opens her hand)
    Bart: Mom, will you stop showing us those?


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    #7602
    Rawr
    Registered Users Posts: 3,874 ✭✭✭Rawr


    corblimey wrote: »
    Homer: Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else -- and it hasn't -- it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
    Marge: I think women should be able to play any sport men play, but hockey is so violent and dangerous -- look at Milhouse's teeth!
    (opens her hand)
    Bart: Mom, will you stop showing us those?

    [Milhouse at front door with Dentist]
    Milhouse: Do you have my teeth?

    Marge: [hiding the teeth] . . . no.


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    #7603
    Kilkenny14
    Registered Users Posts: 579 ✭✭✭Kilkenny14


    Rawr wrote: »
    [Milhouse at front door with Dentist]
    Milhouse: Do you have my teeth?

    Marge: [hiding the teeth] . . . no.

    "I could have been equipment manager, but nooooo!"


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    #7604
    Heisenberg1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,511 ✭✭✭Heisenberg1




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    #7605
    Heisenberg1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,511 ✭✭✭Heisenberg1






    One of my all time favourite scenes.


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    #7606
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    Marge: He prefers the company of men!

    Homer: Who dosnt!?


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    #7607
    corblimey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    Homer: That baby-proofing crook wanted to sell us safety covers for the electrical outlets. But I'll just draw bunny faces on them to scare Maggie away.
    Marge: She's not afraid of bunnies.
    Homer: (menacingly) She will be.


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    #7608
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    Gone Fission


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    #7609
    EagererBeaver
    Registered Users Posts: 6,422 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    Hello, mother dear.


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    #7610
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    EagererBeaver wrote: »
    Hello, mother dear.

    In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!


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    #7611
    razorblunt
    Registered Users Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    Realt Dearg Sec wrote: »
    McGarnagle: "You're off YOUR case, chief!"

    Chief: "What does that mean, exactly?"

    Homer: "IT MEANS HE GETS RESULTS YOU STUPID CHIEF!"

    "Sit down Dad"


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    #7612
    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    I like stories


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    #7613
    Beanntraigheach
    Registered Users Posts: 789 ✭✭✭Beanntraigheach


    Skinner: I'm riding the bus today because mother hid my car keys to punish me for talking to a woman on the phone. She was right to do it.


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    #7614
    somefeen
    Registered Users Posts: 1,657 ✭✭✭somefeen


    Heisenberg1 wrote: »




    One of my all time favourite scenes.

    I wish I could thanks this a million times


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    #7615
    pq0n1ct4ve8zf5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭pq0n1ct4ve8zf5




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    #7616
    corblimey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    Sting: There's a hole in my heart as deep as a well. For that poor little boy, who's stuck halfway to Hell...
    Sideshow Mel: Though we can't get him out, we'll do the next best thing...
    McBane: We go on TV and sing, sing, sing!
    All: And we're sending our love down the well...
    Krusty: All the way down!
    All: We're sending our love down the well...
    Krusty: Down that well!


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    #7617
    Joey Jo-Jo Junior
    Registered Users Posts: 167 ✭✭Joey Jo-Jo Junior


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dbi3--k4SM


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    #7618
    Rawr
    Registered Users Posts: 3,874 ✭✭✭Rawr


    P-R-E-Y
    F-O-R
    M-O-J-O


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    #7619
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    Mr Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film The Neverending Story.


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    #7620
    corblimey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    Kill, Bart! Kill, Bart! Kill, Bart!
    Kill Bart! Kill Bart! Kill Bart!


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    #7621
    Heisenberg1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,511 ✭✭✭Heisenberg1


    Brad Goodman: We can all learn a lot from this young man here, this... this...

    Bart: Rudiger

    Brad Goodman: Rudiger. And if we can all be more like little Rudiger

    Marge Simpson: His name is Bart

    Brad Goodman: His name isn't important!


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