Dental plan!

Heisenberg1

Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such self-help

videos as "Smoke Yourself Thin", and "Get Confident, Stupid.".

Dirty Dingus McGee

Can I borrow a feelin'?
Could you lend me your jar of love
Hurtin' hearts need some healin'
Take my hand with your glove of love

dr.fuzzenstein

Heisenberg1 wrote: »

Brad Goodman: We can all learn a lot from this young man here, this... this...

Bart: Rudiger

Brad Goodman: Rudiger. And if we can all be more like little Rudiger

Marge Simpson: His name is Bart

Brad Goodman: His name isn't important!

We like Roy! We like Roy!

Realt Dearg Sec

Dirty Dingus McGee wrote: »

Can I borrow a feelin'?
Could you lend me your jar of love
Hurtin' hearts need some healin'
Take my hand with your glove of love

Ahahaha, can I borrow a feel- ahahaha, and your face is on the front!

Heisenberg1

Realt Dearg Sec wrote: »

Ahahaha, can I borrow a feel- ahahaha, and your face is on the front!

Can I have the keys to car lover I feel like changing wigs.

Beanntraigheach

Realt Dearg Sec

Heisenberg1 wrote: »

Can I have the keys to car lover I feel like changing wigs.

What an episode, has to be in the running for best ever.

"Hey homer, I sleep in a racing car, do you?"

"I sleep in a big bed, with my wife"

Deleted User

Deleted User wrote: »

Strange, I shouldn't have been able to hear that

Smithers: "Principal Skinner, this is your secretary. There is one last student here to see you."
Skinner: "That's odd, I don't have a secretary....or an intercom.....but send him in."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_CulXfKuGY

Heisenberg1

Wealthy Dowager: [after getting pushed by Homer on his way to the men's room] How frightfully rude! I do hope someone stabs him in the eye.

dr.fuzzenstein

Beanntraigheach wrote: »

You probably should ignore that.

Heisenberg1

[meeting with Homer and Marge about Bart's problems in kindergarten]

Dr. J. Loren Pryor: Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, there's nothing to be alarmed about. Public school can be intimidating to a young child, particularly one with as many flamboyantly homosexual tendencies as your son.

Marge Simpson: Bart's gay?

Dr. J. Loren Pryor: Bart?
[looks at the file]

Dr. J. Loren Pryor: Ah, whoo, wrong file.
[puts the file, labeled "Milhouse Van Houten," back]

Rawr

Capt. Kirk: Report, Mr. Sulu.

Sulu: Captain, there appears to be some sort of spirit from an Earth holiday past.

Capt. Kirk: Mr. Scott, fire photon torpedoes.

Scotty: It's no use, Captain. He's showin' visions of me future. God, I'm so fat!

Capt. Kirk: I said fire!

[Enterprise fires torpedoes at christmas ghost]

Rawr

Heisenberg1 wrote: »

Wealthy Dowager: [after getting pushed by Homer on his way to the men's room] How frightfully rude! I do hope someone stabs him in the eye.

[Loses monocle into drink and it smashes]

That's my third monocle this week. I simply must stop being so horrified.

corblimey

Blast you! I am not made of airports!

razorblunt

Yale could do with an International airport.

dr.fuzzenstein

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUgWcDR3BNo

Gets me every time

paddylonglegs

Krusty: Pie-job for Lord Autumn bottom over there!

Heisenberg1

Homer: Now, I believe you have some sort of firearm for me.
Clerk: Well, let's see here. According to your background check, you've been in a mental institution...

Homer: Yeah.

Clerk: frequent problems with alcohol...

Homer: [nervously] Yeah.

Clerk: ...beat up President Bush!

Homer: Former President Bush.
[the owner slaps a red rubber stamper on Homer's printout]

Homer: "Potentially dangerous"?

Clerk: Relax, that just limits you to three handguns or less.
Homer: Woo hoo!

Dirty Dingus McGee

Dirty Dingus McGee

Great Aunt Gladys: To my sister Jackie, I leave my pet iguana, Jub-Jub

Jacqueline Bouvier: Why didn’t she just leave me the bowel obstruction that killed her?

Heisenberg1

Dirty Dingus McGee wrote: »

TV Commercial Voice: You'll see all your favorite soccer stars. Like Ariaga! Ariaga II! Bariaga! Aruglia! And Pizzoza!

Homer: Oh, I never heard of those people.
TV Commercial Voice: And they'll all be signing autographs!
Homer: Woo-hoo!

"It's a Krusty Kinda Kristmas
Brought to you by ILG - selling your bodies chemicals after you die.
And by Lil' Sweetheart Cupcakes - a subsidiary of ILG".

Krusty: "Hey! It's respected private citizen, Tom Landry! And South American sensation Shooshisha.....Shooshashi....Shoosh....Oh, boy! Uhh!"

Rawr

..and now for a seasonal song... ;D

Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?

/// We do, we do!

Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?

///We do, we do!

Whoooo hoooolds back the elec-tric caaaar?
Who makes Steve Gutenberg a staaaar?

/// We do, we do!

Who robs cavefish of their site?
Who rigs every Oscar night?

/// We do, WEEE DOOOO!!

corblimey

Moe: Back when I was Gorgeous, everybody wanted a piece of me. But somehow, I just never made it to the big time.
Homer: Why not?
Moe: 'Cause I got knocked out forty times in a row. That, plus politics. You know, it's all politics.
Homer: Lousy democrats.

Dunny

That dog has a puffy tail!!

Dirty Dingus McGee

Skinner: Ooh, now we're into the dregs. Here's Ralph Wiggum's entry.Pre-packaged "Star Wars" characters, still in their display box? Are those the limited-edition action figures?

Ralph: What's a diorama?

Skinner: Why it's Luke, and Obi-Wan, and my favorite, Chewie! They're all here! [to Miss Hoover] What do you think?

Hoover: [bored] I think it's lunch time.

Skinner: We have a winner!

dr.fuzzenstein

https://us.v-cdn.net/6034073/uploads/attachments/574284/372491.jpg

Joey Jo-Jo Junior

Ho! Ho! Ho!

Merry, everyone!

Froshtbit

Heisenberg1 wrote: »

TV Commercial Voice: You'll see all your favorite soccer stars. Like Ariaga! Ariaga II! Bariaga! Aruglia! And Pizzoza!

Homer: Oh, I never heard of those people.
TV Commercial Voice: And they'll all be signing autographs!
Homer: Woo-hoo!

Holds it, holds it, HOLDS IT!!!

corblimey

No son of mine is gonna be a 19th-century cockney bootblack.