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    #7682
    Dunny
    Registered Users Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭Dunny


    [Moe is about to open his bar on St. Patrick's day]

    Moe Szyslak: All right, this is the busiest drinking day of the year. Where are my designated drivers?

    [a few guys raise their hands]

    Moe Szyslak: Beat it! I got no room for cheapskates!


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    #7683
    Dunny
    Registered Users Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭Dunny


    Kent Brockman: Ladies and gentlemen, what you are seeing is a total disregard for the things St. Patrick's Day stand for. All this drinking, violence, destruction of property. Are these the things we think of when we think of the Irish?


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    #7684
    Dunny
    Registered Users Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭Dunny


    Brilliant episode!


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    #7685
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    "Moe! Thank god you're here. We'd like to come in and drink please".

    I love the way homer says that.


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    #7686
    Dunny
    Registered Users Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭Dunny


    https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/c4/db/1e/c4db1e5075254e96a38351f4306b6fd4.jpg


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    #7687
    Realt Dearg Sec
    Registered Users Posts: 10,876 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    He has so many great drunk lines.

    "So I says blue m and m, brown m and m, they all wind up the same colour in the end"


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    #7688
    Skylinehead
    Registered Users Posts: 11,690 ✭✭✭✭Skylinehead


    Snotaul Goodman wrote: »
    Dammit Dunny!
    Don't do what Dunny Don't does.


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    #7689
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Skylinehead wrote: »
    Don't do what Dunny Don't does.

    They could've made this clearer.


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    #7690
    Edward Hopper
    Closed Accounts Posts: 713 ✭✭✭Edward Hopper


    Omackeral wrote: »
    They could've made this clearer.


    Here you go: your rubber training knife. You've attained the rank of "pussy willow".


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    #7691
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    Dunny wrote: »
    Brilliant episode!

    Whadda you looking at?!


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    #7692
    Dunny
    Registered Users Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭Dunny


    APU: "Everybody- Everybody get naked! Come on. Don't be stuck-up. It's going to be great"

    http://images1.fanpop.com/images/polls/63482_1206559859168_full.jpg


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    #7693
    Dunny
    Registered Users Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭Dunny




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    #7694
    corblimey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    Model: After Chernobyl, my penis ... is falling off.
    Moe: And "penis" is Russian for ... ?


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    #7695
    Beanntraigheach
    Registered Users Posts: 789 ✭✭✭Beanntraigheach


    Sweet maiden of the spit, Grant now my boon,
    that I might sup upon suckling pig this noon!


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    #7696
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    Woozle Wuzzle?


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    #7697
    Trebor176
    Registered Users Posts: 3,413 ✭✭✭Trebor176


    Homer is in the bath, and realises he's forgotten about Bart. Runs out of the house naked.

    Lisa: Dad, hide your shame!

    Flanders: Hey Homie, I can see your doodle!

    Homer: Shut up Flanders


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    #7698
    Beanntraigheach
    Registered Users Posts: 789 ✭✭✭Beanntraigheach


    dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »
    Woozle Wuzzle?

    That's what passes for entertainment these days? Woozle Wuzzle?


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    #7699
    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    EagererBeaver wrote: »
    For anyone who's watched Making a Murderer,

    I believe Steven Avery should walk out of here a free hotel!
    Couldn't believe it when I heard the jury were sequestered. I knew what it meant because of the Simpsons!


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    #7700
    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    http://fourfingerdiscount.com.au/50-best-simpsons-tattoos-2015/

    Amazing Simpsons tattoos here.

    What Simpsons tat would you get?


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    #7701
    PTH2009
    Registered Users Posts: 38,349 ✭✭✭✭PTH2009


    Trebor176 wrote: »
    Homer is in the bath, and realises he's forgotten about Bart. Runs out of the house naked.

    Lisa: Dad, hide your shame!

    Flanders: Hey Homie, I can see your doodle!

    Homer: Shut up Flanders

    Pick a bar what the hell is pick a bar lol


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    #7702
    Dirty Dingus McGee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,631 ✭✭✭Dirty Dingus McGee


    paddylonglegs wrote: »
    http://fourfingerdiscount.com.au/50-best-simpsons-tattoos-2015/

    Amazing Simpsons tattoos here.

    What Simpsons tat would you get?

    I absolutely hate tattoos, but if I was getting one it would be the " Die Bart, Die " tattoo.


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    #7703
    corblimey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    Kent Brockman: So when you realized Christmas was ruined, how did you feel?
    Marge: How do you think I felt?
    Kent Brockman: Absolutely devastated? (turns to camera) "Absolutely devastated," the words of a heartbroken mother.


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    #7704
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,998 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    Beanntraigheach wrote: »
    Sweet maiden of the spit, Grant now my boon,
    that I might sup upon suckling pig this noon!
    "Whatever."


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    #7705
    Rawr
    Registered Users Posts: 3,874 ✭✭✭Rawr


    Ticket Attendant: Hello? Itchy & Scratchy Land, open for business! Who are you to resist it, huh?

    ...Come on, my last paycheck bounced!

    ...My children need wine! (Curses in French)


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    #7706
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    Beanntraigheach wrote: »
    That's what passes for entertainment these days? Woozle Wuzzle?

    Krusty: Ehh, it happens all the time. That's show business for you: one day you're the most important guy that ever lived, the next day you're some shmoe working in a box factory.

    Guide: I heard that.


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    #7707
    Dirty Dingus McGee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,631 ✭✭✭Dirty Dingus McGee


    "Only I may dance."


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    #7708
    corblimey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    The satisfaction of helping another human being is all the thanks l- et cetera.


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    #7709
    corblimey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    Homer: Marge...I don't really want to go through with this. But being an astronaut is how I got you to respect me!
    Marge: Homer, when I met you, you weren't an astronaut. You didn't even know how to use a touch-tone, but I still respected you and I always will, no matter what. (dialling noises come from the phone) Homer, you already dialled.


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    #7710
    EagererBeaver
    Registered Users Posts: 6,421 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    Dirty Dingus McGee wrote: »
    I absolutely hate tattoos, but if I was getting one it would be the " Die Bart, Die " tattoo.

    Nobody who speaks German could be evil.


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    #7711
    corblimey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    EagererBeaver wrote: »
    Nobody who speaks German could be evil.

    Uh, we object to the term ''urine-soaked hellhole'' when you could have said ''peepee-soaked heckhole."


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