Dental plan!

dr.fuzzenstein

Realt Dearg Sec wrote: »

Do you even know what rhetorical means?

Do I know what rhetorical means?!

No i don't know what Schadenfreude is, please tell me, because I'm dying to know!

corblimey

Homer: But you don't know Lisa, I mean, she's so smart they hooked her up to a big computer to try to teach her some things, but she had so much knowledge it overloaded and then it got really hot and caught on fire!
Carl: That never, uh, happened, did it Homer?
Homer: Yes, but now I have to leave on a totally unrelated matter.

Beanntraigheach

suicide_circus wrote: »

Mr. Burns: Oh, if only we'd listened to that young man, instead of walling him up in the abandoned coke oven.

Atoms! One, two, three, four.... SIX of them!
Take him away!

corblimey

Beanntraigheach wrote: »

Atoms! One, two, three, four.... SIX of them!
Take him away!

Bake him away, toys.

EagererBeaver

Lenny = White
Carl = Black

I'm tired of jokes about my giant hand. The first such incident..

Rawr

corblimey wrote: »

Bake him away, toys.

Lou: What'd you say, chief?
Chief Wiggum: .... just do what the kid said.

kearneybobs

This website could either make or break this thread...

https://frinkiac.com/

Edward Hopper

Homer: I saw you pouring your heart and soul into this business and getting nowhere. I saw you desperately trying to cram one more salty treat into America's already bloated snack hole. So I did what I could'. I did what any loving husband would do, I reached out to some violent mobsters.

corblimey

Bart: You're absolutely right, Homer. We don't need a babysitter!
Homer: Wait a second...
(Pulls a paper from his pocket: "Always do the opposite of what Bart says")
Hmm...you kids do need a babysitter!
Bart: Blast that infernal card!

EagererBeaver

corblimey wrote: »

Bart: You're absolutely right, Homer. We don't need a babysitter!
Homer: Wait a second...
(Pulls a paper from his pocket: "Always do the opposite of what Bart says")
Hmm...you kids do need a babysitter!
Bart: Blast that infernal card!

Don't give me that card...

Here you g...NO!

Rawr

Rawr wrote: »

Mr. Burns: See with your eyes, not with your hands!

Fidel Castro: Please! We are all amigos here!

Homer: Mr. Burns, I think we can trust the President of Cuba!

[Mr. Burns reluctantly hands over Trillion dollar bill]
Mr. Burns: Now give it back.

Fidel Castro: Give what back?

Castro: "Ah, they're not so bad. They even named a street after me in San Francisco."

*aide whispers in Castro's ear*

Castro: "It's full of WHAT?"

RainyDay

kearneybobs wrote: »

This website could either make or break this thread...

https://frinkiac.com/

Can someone write a script to link this into EVERY post on the threat. Really, I'm wetting myself laughing here.

EagererBeaver

WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO GET TO THE FIREWORKS FACTORY?!

corblimey

Homer: Marge, you have to help me. I have to do one good deed to get into heaven.
Marge: Well I have a whole list of chores. Clean the garage, paint the house, grout the ...
Homer: Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm just trying to get in. I'm not running for Jesus.

P.Walnuts

Hello Mr Kurns, I bad.... want money now....me sick.

Oooh he card read good

Edward Hopper

Edward Hopper wrote: »

Homer: I saw you pouring your heart and soul into this business and getting nowhere. I saw you desperately trying to cram one more salty treat into America's already bloated snack hole. So I did what I could'. I did what any loving husband would do, I reached out to some violent mobsters.

Where's the money? When are you going to get the money? Why aren't you getting the money now? And so on, so please, the money.

dub_skav

Homer: (reading Hank's letter) "Project Arcturus couldn't have succeeded without you. This will get you a little closer to that dream of yours. It's not the Dallas Cowboys, but it's a start. Drop me a line if you're on the East Coast, Hank Scorpio." (a whole football team is on his lawn) Aw, the Denver Broncos?!
Marge: I think owning the Denver Broncos is pretty good.
Homer: (disheartened) Yeah, yeah.
Marge: Well, explain to me why it isn't.
Homer: (sighs) You just don't understand football, Marge.

EagererBeaver

P.Walnuts wrote: »

Hello Mr Kurns, I bad.... want money now....me sick.

Oooh he card read good

It's Kurns, stupid!

No it's not.

Disregard!

EagererBeaver

dub_skav wrote: »

Homer: (reading Hank's letter) "Project Arcturus couldn't have succeeded without you. This will get you a little closer to that dream of yours. It's not the Dallas Cowboys, but it's a start. Drop me a line if you're on the East Coast, Hank Scorpio." (a whole football team is on his lawn) Aw, the Denver Broncos?!
Marge: I think owning the Denver Broncos is pretty good.
Homer: (disheartened) Yeah, yeah.
Marge: Well, explain to me why it isn't.
Homer: (sighs) You just don't understand football, Marge.

Supervillain Seizes East Coast

corblimey

EagererBeaver wrote: »

Supervillain Seizes East Coast

"Want some cream?" "Uh... I... no."

"Ha ha. Nobody ever says Italy".

Deadlie

"Ever see a guy say goodbye to a shoe?"

"heh heh heh. Yes, once"

Beanntraigheach

Cletus: Mr. Terwilliger. Come quick, there's trouble down to the cement mixer, sir! See cousin Merle and me was playing fetch with Geech - that's our old smell hound.
Merle: Geech gone to heaven, Mr. Terwilliger!

Realt Dearg Sec

Beanntraigheach wrote: »

Cletus: Mr. Terwilliger. Come quick, there's trouble down to the cement mixer, sir! See cousin Merle and me was playing fetch with Geech - that's our old smell hound.
Merle: Geech gone to heaven, Mr. Terwilliger!

Oh, Cousin Merle!

corblimey

I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows.

Dirty Dingus McGee

Moe: Bye weeks? Bronko Nagurski didn’t get no bye weeks, and now he’s dead… Well, maybe they’re a good thing.

Realt Dearg Sec

Dirty Dingus McGee wrote: »

Moe: Bye weeks? Bronko Nagurski didn’t get no bye weeks, and now he’s dead… Well, maybe they’re a good thing.

The road to the super bowl is long and pointless. I mean, when you think about it.

Heh heh, football's so great.

Dirty Dingus McGee

Realt Dearg Sec wrote: »

The road to the super bowl is long and pointless. I mean, when you think about it.

Heh heh, football's so great.

"Well Brent when your right 52% of the time, you're wrong 48% of the time"

suicide_circus

Mrs. Glick: The last pineapple! And plenty ripe, too! [picks up Lisa and puts her in a cart]

Lisa: But I'm not fruit! I'm a kid!

Mrs. Glick: That's what the pumpkin said.

Ralph: Hi, Lisa. We're going to be in a pie!

corblimey

Burns: Use an open-faced club. The sand wedge!
Homer: Mmm... open-faced club sandwich.