Dental plan!

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Dothehustle wrote: »

you sunk my battleship

Hahaha:D

SeaFields

Now let's all celebrate with a cool glass of turnip juice

flupsg

It was the best of times it was the blurst of times! YOU STUPID MONKEY!

mfdc

Your son was trespassing on private property, and destroyed a very valuable.... are you wearing a garbage bag?
I have misplaced my pants.
*later*
Come on boy, give your old man a little credit.
*garbage bag splits, everything falls out*
Well I still get to punish you!

Can't you go five seconds without embarrassing yourself??
*3 seconds pass*
*pants fall down*
... how long was that?

Rowley Birkin QC

the purple tin wrote: »

Get out here boy, there's doin's a transpiring!

Oooh ya lousy Springfielders, shake harder boy.

I was in a well known Dublin nightclub a few months back and for some reason I was shaking a fist at a buddy of mine. From behind me a small blonde girl quoted that line pitch perfect, it was amazing.

flupsg

Welcome to Itchy and Scratchy land where nothing can possibli go wrong, i mean possibly go wrong, thats the first thing thats ever went wrong.

Busi_Girl08

"WOAAH!! I have mustard?!"

krudler

Hi-dilly-ho neglec-to-rinos!

krudler

Uggh, he wrote "diddly"!
That was thoughtful!

"fill me"
duh Ned, with what?
*finds another post it*
"with water"

Wossack

From the same, class episode:


No, Lisa, the only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!

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Lisa: There's nothing to eat for breakfast.
Homer: You gotta improvise, Lisa! Cloves, Tom Collins mix, frozen pie crust
Lisa: Maybe mom just doesn't realize we missed her. We could go down to the casino and let her know...
Homer: Oh, come on, Lisa, there's no reason to - [takes a bite] - let's go see Mom.

Busi_Girl08

"Mum, what is it with you and potatoes?"
"I just think they're neat!"

Busi_Girl08

Homer - "GERAAHAPLEOBGER!!"
Marge- "What? Homer slow down!"
Homer - "Ger-aah-pleobager"
Marge - "Think before you speak..."

Wossack

Anyone lose their glasses? [no one answers]
Last chance! [still no one answers]
Woo-hoo! [Homer fishes the glasses out of the toilet. He puts them on]
The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.
Man in cublicle: That's a _right_ triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!

Cosmic Penguin

Ooooh, he card read good.

bonerm

Lousy minor setbacks! This world sucks!

Cosmic Penguin

You're off the case, McArnigle!

You're off your case, Chief.

What's that supposed to mean?

IT MEANS HE GETS RESULTS YOU STUPID CHIEF

Sit down dad.

pablodunlop

Homer: Thanks for giving me my job back, Mr. Burns.
Mr. Burns: I'm afraid it's not that simple. As punishment for your desertion, it's company policy to give you the plague.
Smithers: Uh, sir, that's the "plaque."

herbieflowers

Cosmic Penguin wrote: »

You're off the case, McArnigle!

You're off your case, Chief.

What's that supposed to mean?

IT MEANS HE GETS RESULTS YOU STUPID CHIEF

Sit down dad.

Well McGarnigle, Billy's dead. They slit his throat from ear to ear.

Hey! I'm trying to eat lunch!

Cosmic Penguin

I can honestly say I haven't learnt a thing

KnifeWRENCH

Mmmmm.....unexplained bacon.

Busi_Girl08

Mr Burns - "Ah hoy hoy?"
Homer - "Hello Mr Burns, this is Homer Simpson, the father of the big quitter, I just thought I would let you know that *I* QUIT!"
*Winks at the phone receiver*
Marge - "Homer, he can't see you winking over the phone"
Homer - "So I - AAAHHH!!"

Cosmic Penguin

Stealing! How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whats-his-name?

krudler

Thats it, keepy eating, you're getting ever closer to the poison donut!
....there IS a poison isnt there Smithers?
Umm, no sir, I discussed this with our lawyers, they consider it murder.
Damn their oily hides!

bluecatmorgana

Bart: There you go rat boy
Homer:does this make me look fat?
Lisa: no it makes you look like a tool of government oppression.
Homer: But not fat.

bluecatmorgana

To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Ridley

"Oh Lisa, there's no record of a hurricane ever hitting Springfield."
"Yes, but the records only go back to 1978 when the Hall of Records was mysteriously blown away!"

BlandKitten

Jealous?

No, we pretty much have the exact same chair.

Yoooouuuuu're jealous!

sheesh

ooooh floorpie

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Remember, yor job and the future of your family hinges on your successful
completion of nuclear physics 101. Oh, and one more thing, you must find
the jade monkey before the next full moon.

bluecatmorgana

Marge:Homer, you didnt tell me that Mr. Burns went broke and lost the nuclear power plant!
Homer: now I cant remember every little thing that happens in my day.
Marge: you told me about that candy bar you found three times.
Bart: you found a candy bar?
Homer: oh yes, gather round my son and I shall tell you a tale.