Dental plan!

corblimey

Horst: Do we have any alcoholics among us?
Man 1: Uh, me?
Man 2: Right here.
Man 3: I'm drunk right now!

corblimey

Skinner said the teachers will crack any minute purple monkey dishwasher.

corblimey

Kent: Homer, organized labor has been called "a lumbering dinosaur."
Homer: AHHHH!
Kent: My director is telling told me not to talk to you any more.
Homer: Whoo-hoo!

"The wars of the future will not be fought on the battlefield or at sea. They will be fought in space.....or possibly on top of a very tall mountain. In either case, most of the actual fighting will be done by small robots. And as you go forth today remember always your duty is clear; to build and maintain those robots. Thank you."

Edward Hopper

And with that, a mighty cheer went up from the heroes of Shelbyville. They had banished the awful lemon tree forever…......because it was haunted. Now let’s all celebrate with a cool glass of turnip juice.

TeaBagMania

im lost

Realt Dearg Sec

TeaBagMania wrote: »

im lost

Don't make me tap the sign.

Eutow

Bart - I'm going to get the dog back.

Homer (off scene) - The good dog or the bad dog?

Bart - The bad dog.

Homer - Ah good.

RhubarbCrumble

"Stupid Sexy Flanders!"

Yillan

I think... *avalanche* they've... *avalanche* stopped.... *big avalanche*

corblimey

Lisa: That song is so lame.
Homer: So lame that it's... cool?
Bart & Lisa: No.
Marge: Am I cool, kids?
Bart & Lisa: No.
Marge: Good. I'm glad. And that's what makes me cool, not caring, right?
Bart & Lisa: No.

RainyDay

Duffman: my best friend, Homer Simpsno!
Homer: Simpson!
Duffman: Dyslexia, Duffman's secret shame.

corblimey

Homer: Welcome to real life, Lisa. You can't fight city hall, a.k.a. Blockoland. So don't even try!
Marge: What kind of thing is that to tell your children?
Homer: It's what I always tell them. I told them that twice yesterday, and then again as they were going to sleep.

Rawr

RainyDay wrote: »

Duffman: my best friend, Homer Simpsno!
Homer: Simpson!
Duffman: Dyslexia, Duffman's secret shame.

Duffman: That brown patch needs a little H2-OOOOH. Oh Yeah!

Moe: Hey Duffman, lets see how you like a sticker on your face!
(Slaps Duff sticker on Duffman's face)

Duffman: Duffman, can't breathe......OOOOH no!

corblimey

Eutow wrote: »

Bart - I'm going to get the dog back.

Homer (off scene) - The good dog or the bad dog?

Bart - The bad dog.

Homer - Ah good.

Homer: Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back, unless your tears smell like dog food. So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back -- or you can go out there and find your dog.
Bart: You're right! I'll do it.
Homer: Rats! I almost had him eating dog food!

Realt Dearg Sec

When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!

(Just had cause to use that quote in another thread so thought I'd go again! Something tells me we'll all have cause to use it at some stage in 2016!)

Dirty Dingus McGee

Michail Antonios goal celebration after scoring for west Ham at the weekend is quiet familiar.

suicide_circus

I took Lily to the local cinematorium, where our passions were inflamed by Clark Gable's reckless use of the word "Damn".

RainyDay

Lisa: As you know, we've inherited quite a budget crunch from President Trump. How bad is it, Secretary Van Houten?
Milhouse: We're broke.
Lisa: The country is broke? How can that be?
Milhouse: Well, remember when the last administration decided to invest in our nation's children? Big mistake.
President Lisa's Aide: The balanced breakfast program just created a generation of ultra-strong super-criminals.
Milhouse: And midnight basketball taught them to function without sleep.

jazz101

EGG HEAD LIKES HIS BOOKY WOOK

corblimey

Bart: Another gutter ball. Gee, Homer, you sure do suck tonight!
Homer: Yeah. Suck like a fox!

EagererBeaver

corblimey wrote: »

And now, please rise for our opening hymn, uh..."In the Garden of Eden," by I. Ron Butterfly.

That sounds suspiciously like rock and/or roll!

Nerdkiller1991

jazz101 wrote: »

EGG HEAD LIKES HIS BOOKY WOOK

"HOMER!"

Rawr

Realt Dearg Sec wrote: »

When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!

(Just had cause to use that quote in another thread so thought I'd go again! Something tells me we'll all have cause to use it at some stage in 2016!)

Quimby's Assistant: [sotto voce] Uh, election in November. Election in November.

Mayor Quimby: What? Again? This stupid country.

jazz101

Robert Goulet: Are you sure this is the casino? I better call my manager..
Nelson: Your manager says for you to SHUT UP!
Goulet: Vera said that?

corblimey

RainyDay wrote: »

Lisa: As you know, we've inherited quite a budget crunch from President Trump. How bad is it, Secretary Van Houten?
Milhouse: We're broke.
Lisa: The country is broke? How can that be?
Milhouse: Well, remember when the last administration decided to invest in our nation's children? Big mistake.
President Lisa's Aide: The balanced breakfast program just created a generation of ultra-strong super-criminals.
Milhouse: And midnight basketball taught them to function without sleep.

What happened to you, China? You used to be cool.

jazz101

Nerdkiller1991 wrote: »

"HOMER!"

Just tucking him in!

Nerdkiller1991

corblimey wrote: »

What happened to you, China? You used to be cool.

"But China still cool. You pay later. LATER!"

corblimey

Ned: (breathlessly)Reverend! Emergency! I -- You see, the Simpson kids -- Eedelee -- I- B-Baptism -- Oodelee -- Th- Doodly-diddly!
Lovejoy: Ned...have you thought about one of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same.

Nerdkiller1991

corblimey wrote: »

Ned: (breathlessly)Reverend! Emergency! I -- You see, the Simpson kids -- Eedelee -- I- B-Baptism -- Oodelee -- Th- Doodly-diddly!
Lovejoy: Ned...have you thought about one of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same.

"Damn Flanders."