Dental plan!

Chancer3001

Realt Dearg Sec wrote: »

Only WHO can prevent forest fires?
*Bart presses YOU*
You have selected you, referring to me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is you.

The correct answer is me. Referring to you.

Chancer3001

wnolan1992 wrote: »

Up until like last year, I always thought they were singing:

"Old Grandma she ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be."

what ARE they singing?

Dirty Dingus McGee

Chancer3001 wrote: »

what ARE they singing?

I always thought it was : "The old grey mare she a'int what she used to be"

corblimey

Six simple words: "I'm not gay, but I'll learn."

wnolan1992

Irish politics right now...

Realt Dearg Sec

Chancer3001 wrote: »

The correct answer is me. Referring to you.

Pretty sure I had the quote right, no?

corblimey

Sideshow Bob: (Soon I will kill you...)
Selma: Huh?
Sideshow Bob: Son pieds sentit beau. French for ''her foot smells lovely."
Selma: Oh...
Sideshow Bob: (Prepare to be murdered...)
Selma: Huh?
Sideshow Bob: Eh pah dee meh moo-doo. That's Sanskrit for "your toes are like perfume."
Selma: Oh...
Sideshow Bob: (Voy a matar a usted.)
Selma: Wha'?
Sideshow Bob: That's Spanish for... (I am going to kill you...)
Selma: Say what?

corblimey

Mein bratwurst has a first name, it's F-R-I-T-Z. Mein bratwurst has a second name, it's S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N...

marcbrophy

There he is! Seat 3-F

EagererBeaver

marcbrophy wrote: »

There he is! Seat 3-F

North Haverbrook. Where have I heard that name before?

marcbrophy

EagererBeaver wrote: »

North Haverbrook. Where have I heard that name before?

Ha ha

corblimey

Homer: I'll get our letter so wet, the ink will run and no one will be able to read it!
Bart: Yeah, but don't other people have mail in there?
Homer: So a few people won't get a few letters, boo hoo! You know the kind of letters people write. ``Dear somebody you've never heard of, How is so-and-so? Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah. Yours truly, some bozo.'' Big loss.

---

Homer: Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
Postal Clerk: Okay, Mr. Burns, uh, what's your first name?
Homer: (pause) I don't know. (outside the post office) Great plan, Bart.

Beanntraigheach

Man alive! There are... men alive in here.

RainyDay

Homer (driving the blimp): And you said it would never work.
Duffman: Duffman said he would do whatever you wanted! Please stop kicking and punching Duffman!



Duffman: Duffman gives the people what they want!
Marge: Weren't you just tied up in the blimp?
Duffman: Three Duffmen are working this game tonight!
Second Duffman (entering): Don't tell the children, it's disillusioning!
Both Duffmen: Duffman! Duffman! Duffman! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

corblimey

Homer: (sings) Baby On Board. Something something, Burt Ward...
This thing writes itself!

paddylonglegs

Is poo poo one word or two?

corblimey

I'm seeing double here... four Krusty's!

corblimey

Marge: Homey, I'd like you to do something for me.
Homer: You name it.
Marge: I want you to give up beer for a month.
Homer: You got it. No deer for a month.
Marge: Did you say beer, or deer?
Homer: ... Deer.

corblimey

Woozle wuzzle?

paddylonglegs

Hello Dean? You are a stupid head

Nerdkiller1991

paddylonglegs wrote: »

Hello Dean? You are a stupid head

Homer, is that you?

corblimey

Nerdkiller1991 wrote: »

Homer, is that you?

That dog has somebody's ham! This I gotta see!

EagererBeaver

Nerdkiller1991 wrote: »

Homer, is that you?

... Roll him up in a carpet and throw him off a bridge!

corblimey

Smithers: I've got to find a replacement that won't outshine me. Perhaps if I searched the employee evaluations for the word "Incompetent"...
(computer reports: 714 matches found)
714 names? Better be more specific. "lazy", "clumsy", "dim-witted", "monstrously ugly"
(computer reports: 714 matches found)
Oh, nuts to this! I'll just go get Homer Simpson.

corblimey

I saw you pouring your heart and soul into this business and getting nowhere. I saw you desperately trying to cram one more salty treat into America's already bloated snack hole. So I did what I could. I did what any loving husband would do! I reached out to some violent mobsters.

Rawr

Dialogue coach: "Up and atom"!

Rainer Wolfcastle: Up and at them!

Dialogue coach: No, "Up and atom"!

Rainer Wolfcastle: Up and at them!

Dialogue coach: UP AND *ATOM*!!

Rainer Wolfcastle: UP AND AT THEM!!

Dialogue coach: ..........Better.

paddylonglegs

Lisa: Pablo naruta says that laughter is a cleansing of the soul.

Bart: I am aware of the works of Pablo naruta

corblimey

Mr.Burns: OK, let's make this sporting, Leonard. If you can tell me why I shouldn't fire you without using the letter "E", you can keep your job.
Lenny: Uh, OK. Um, I'm a good...work...guy --
Mr.Burns: You're fired.
Lenny: But I didn't say --
Mr.Burns: You will.
Lenny: (falling through a trap door) Eeeeeeeeee....

RainyDay

Homer: Hey, I didn't know you were ... urgh ... you know ... one of those ..."
Comic Book Gay: "I am not Comic Book Guy. I am his cousin, Comic Book Gay."
Homer: "But you do like comic books?"
Comic Book Gay: "A certain kind."

corblimey

FBI: Freeze. FBI: the jig is up.
Abe: All right, I admit it: I am the Lindbergh baby. Waah! Waah! Goo goo. I miss my fly-fly dada.
FBI: Are you trying to stall us, or are you just senile?
Abe: A little from column A, a little from column B.