Dental plan!

paddylonglegs

What Simpsons lines do you use in every day life? My top 3 are:

1. That's a paddlin
2. I don't care (the fugitive parody when milhouse is at the top of the waterfall)
3. That's the joke (rainier wolfcastle)

Realt Dearg Sec

paddylonglegs wrote: »

What Simpsons lines do you use in every day life? My top 3 are:

1. That's a paddlin
2. I don't care (the fugitive parody when milhouse is at the top of the waterfall)
3. That's the joke (rainier wolfcastle)

My wife has been very vocal in the subject of the pretzel money. Where's the money? Why aren't you getting the money now. And so forth. So, the money?

EagererBeaver

Yeah. You gotta help us, Doc. We've tried nothin' and we're all out of ideas.

Lousy beatniks.

Comic Book Guy

HalloweenJack wrote: »

Love that episode.

"One betting disk please."

"Can I get your more libations?"
"What?"
"Do you want more booze?"
"Oh yes, two more of these please. What about you Ned?"

"So long suckers!"

Dirty Dingus McGee

"Trying is the first step towards failure"

michaelr666

Nelson: The ingredients were: fresh pureed tomatoes, water, salt, and sodium benzoate used to retard spoilage. Once again, if I'm not mistaken, this can contained tomato paste.
Edna: Thank you, Nelson. I look forward to seeing it again next week.

Peregrine

I am the angel of death. The time of purification is at hand.

EagererBeaver

Kiss my curvy butt goooood-bye!

corblimey

Lisa: Dad, it's a tobacco company. They make billions off the suffering and death of others.
Bart: She's right, Dad. They can afford a lot more.
Lisa: No --
Marge: I'm with Lisa. Let's take them to the cleaners.

corblimey

Will you knock it off, I can't hear myself think!
(the music stops)
(thinks) I want some peanuts.
That's better!

corblimey

I can’t promise I’ll try. But I’ll try to try.

razorblunt

corblimey wrote: »

"Do you, Marge, take Homer, in richness and in poorness" -- poorness is underlined -- "in impotence and in potence, in quiet solitude or blasting across the alkali flats in a jet-powered, monkey-navigated --" ... and it goes on like this.

God knows I battled for those vows on my wedding day, shot down repeatedly.

I'm a big four-eyed lame-o, and I wear the same stupid sweater every day and... - The Springfield River!

Rawr

Dispatcher: "You're not just pretending to be a pilot to drink are you?"

Homer: "Yes."

Dispatcher: "Ha-ha. You fly boys crack me up."

[Later, on-board a plane]

Homer: "I keep telling you, I'm not a pilot!"

Dispatcher: "And I keep telling you, you fly boys crack me up!"
[Shoves Homer into cockpit]

Cake Man

Krusty: And I contend that those tourists were decapitated before they entered the Krustyland House of Knives. Next question.
Reporter: What about that little boy who got appendicitis from eating your cereal?
Krusty: To prove that this Metal-O is harmless, I will personal eat one. See, there's nothing-GAH! OOOHH! OOOHHAAHHH! Oh boy! This thing is shredding my insides!
Sideshow Mel: Krusty, that wasn't a metal one, that was a regular Krusty-O.
Krusty: It's poison.




Krusty: Alright, here's the deal. Every time you watch my show, I will send YOU $40!
*checks will not be honoured*

Rawr

Lisa: Mom, you've been cooking all night?

Marge: Judge, jury, and executioner, all rolled into one, you are!

Lisa: See, Dad, I told you Mom would have problems.

Marge: No, no, honey, it's all right. Really, I'm fine, I'm all right. Mother always said, "Don't complain. Be good. Behave. Behave. Be nice. Smile. Be polite. Don't wink..." [walks out]

Homer: You heard your mother's ramblings. She's fine, so behave.

suicide_circus

Krusty's Assistant: George Carlin on the line.

Krusty the Clown: Yeah? Lawsuit? Oh, come on. My "Seven Words You Can't Say on TV" bit was entirely different from your "Seven Words You Can't Say on TV" bit. So I'm a thief, am I? Well, EXCUUUUUUUUSE MEEEEEE!
[hangs up]

Krusty the Clown: Give him ten grand.

Krusty's Assistant: Steve Martin on four.

Krusty the Clown: Ten grand.

letsseehere14

I'm gonna need a shoebox full of blow to get through this dreck

EagererBeaver

letsseehere14 wrote: »

I'm gonna need a shoebox full of blow to get through this dreck

I had to Google that one. Season 18. Hang your head in shame.

letsseehere14

EagererBeaver wrote:

I had to Google that one. Season 18. Hang your head in shame.

For some reason that line stuck with me. Can't tell you what the episode was about but in fairness the quote is Krusty through and through.

corblimey

Kent: Hordes of panicky people seem to be evacuating the town for some unknown reason. Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our viewers to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?
Professor: Mmm, yes I would, Kent.

paddylonglegs

letsseehere14 wrote: »

For some reason that line stuck with me. Can't tell you what the episode was about but in fairness the quote is Krusty through and through.

It's krusty alright!

Dirty Dingus McGee

EagererBeaver wrote: »

I had to Google that one. Season 18. Hang your head in shame.

Maybe in that quote Krusty was actually describing season 18 of the Simpsons.

Beanntraigheach

There is a man,
There is a man,
A certain man,
A certain man,
A man whose grace and handsome face are known across the land.
You know his name,
You know his name,
It's Mr Burns!
It's Mr Burns!
He loves a smoke,
Enjoys a joke
Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha.
Why he's worth ten times what he earns.
He's Mr Burns!
I'm Mr Burns.
He's Monty Burns.
I'm Mr Burns!
To friends he's known as Monty but to you it's Mr Buuurrrnnns!
Bur-bur-bur-bur-bur-burns
Burns!

Realt Dearg Sec

Dirty Dingus McGee wrote: »

Maybe in that quote Krusty was actually describing season 18 of the Simpsons.

I love that this thread in its enthusiasm for the show contains an implied hatred for when it went to ****.

RobbingBandit

Marge: Ooh! Sugar Free Donuts!

Apu: No, that is sugar, WITH free donuts!

RobbingBandit

Only a moron wouldn't cast his vote for Monty Burns. Excellent!!!

EagererBeaver

Uh, election in November, election in November.

WHAAAT?! AGAIN?!?

EagererBeaver

Realt Dearg Sec wrote: »

I love that this thread in its enthusiasm for the show contains an implied hatred for when it went to ****.

If you look closely you can actually pinpoint the exact moment the show breaks in two.

I'd say 98% of posts in this thread are from the good years. A testament to our collective good taste!

Rawr

EagererBeaver wrote: »

Uh, election in November, election in November.

WHAAAT?! AGAIN?!?

This stupid country...