Dental plan!

wnolan1992

I like some of the newer Simpsons...


Who keeps saying that?!

*points at RobbingBandit* It was him. Let's get him fellas!

Nerdkiller1991

wnolan1992 wrote: »

I like some of the newer Simpsons...


Who keeps saying that?!

*points at RobbingBandit* It was him. Let's get him fellas!

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paddylonglegs

Song on answer machine: hello mother, hello father, here I am at, camp Granada.

Homer: marge, is Lisa at camp Granada?

corblimey

RobbingBandit wrote: »

Only a moron wouldn't cast his vote for Monty Burns. Excellent!!!

ExACTtleee. (heh heh) D'oh!

FGR

Bart: 'That's it Homer I'm gonna fool you!'

Homer: 'You talk more than you fool'

The way Homer says it cracks me up.

letsseehere14

Do you want me to turn on the bubbles?

Cake Man

FGR wrote: »

Bart: 'That's it Homer I'm gonna fool you!'

Homer: 'You talk more than you fool'

The way Homer says it cracks me up.

Homer: "You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine."

corblimey

Marge: So, Twiggy, I hear you and your husband, Woody, just had a baby. What did you name him?
Twiggy: Chip.
(rim shot, nobody laughs)
Homer: Take it off!

corblimey

Frink: Here is an ordinary square --
Wiggum: Whoa, whoa, slow down, egghead!
Frink: -- but suppose we exte-end the square beyond the two dimensions of our universe, along the hypothetical "Z" axis, there.
(everyone gasps)
Frink: This forms a three-dimensional object known as a "cube", or a "Frinkahedron" in honor of its discoverer, n'hey, n'hey.

EagererBeaver

DON'T give me that card...

corblimey

Station Manager: I'm sorry, little girl, we don't just put people on TV! Unless of course they're replying to an editorial.
Lisa: Uh, I am! I'm strongly opposed to... proposition, uh, 305.
Station Manager: You're against discount bus fares for war widows?
Lisa: Uh... you bet I am!

reap-a-rat

corblimey wrote: »

Station Manager: I'm sorry, little girl, we don't just put people on TV! Unless of course they're replying to an editorial.
Lisa: Uh, I am! I'm strongly opposed to... proposition, uh, 305.
Station Manager: You're against discount bus fares for war widows?
Lisa: Uh... you bet I am!

Moochin' war widows...

paddylonglegs

Hey there Mrs doesn't-find-me-sexually-attractive-anymore, I just tripled my productivity

Realt Dearg Sec

paddylonglegs wrote: »

Hey there Mrs doesn't-find-me-sexually-attractive-anymore, I just tripled my productivity

I found a meal between breakfast and brunch.

corblimey

Homer: "You will find happiness with a new love." Aw, even the Chinese are against me. What's the point? I can't fight fate.
(In the kitchen...)
Man 1: Hey, we're out of these "New Love" cookies.
Man 2: Well, open up the "Stick With Your Wife" barrel.

Riddle101

Lisa: They called me a PC thug.
Homer: I’ve been called a greasy thug, too. It never stops hurting. So here’s what we’re gonna do: We’re gonna grease ourselves up real good and trash that place with a baseball bat"

corblimey

Though it was unusual to spend 28 minutes reporting on a doll, this
reporter found it impossible to stop talking. It's just really
fascinating news, folks. Good night!
(credits roll)
Oh, and the President was arrested for murder. More on that tomorrow
night, or you can turn to another channel.
(looks off to the side)
Oh. Do not turn to another channel.

corblimey

So join America's favorite TV family, and a tiny green space alien named Ozmodiar that only Homer can see, on Fox this fall. It'll be out of this world!

Realt Dearg Sec

corblimey wrote: »

So join America's favorite TV family, and a tiny green space alien named Ozmodiar that only Homer can see, on Fox this fall. It'll be out of this world!

That's right Troy my man!

paddylonglegs

Judge: For that reason, I banish you forever to Monster Island. (reassuringly), Don't worry, its just a name.
Lisa (running away from monsters) They said it was just a name!
Man running away from monsters: What he really meant was that Monster Island is actually a peninsula.

comedy writing can't get better than this....

corblimey

The new, improved Kidz Newz... has been cancelled! Stay tuned for the Mattel and Mars Bar Quick Energy Choc-O-Bot Hour!

corblimey

Mr.Burns: Smithers, take off my belt.
Smithers: With pleasure, sir!

Mackman

"No deal McCutchin, that moon money is mine!!"

corblimey

Homer: Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau?
Apu: Such a product does not exist, sir. I think you must have dreamed it.
Homer: Oh. Well, then just give me a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles.

Macers

"How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"

EagererBeaver

Macers wrote: »

"How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"

That's because you were drunk!

(I'll leave the final part to someone else)

Dirty Dingus McGee

EagererBeaver wrote: »

That's because you were drunk!

(I'll leave the final part to someone else)

And How.

corblimey

Flanders: I wish there was some other explanation for this, but there isn’t. I’m a murderer. I’m a murderer!
Bart: Then that’s not the real Ned Flanders.
Flanders: I’m a mur-diddly-urdler!
Bart: If that’s not Flanders, he’s done his homework.

Comic Book Guy

I'm not normally a praying man, But if you're up there please save me Superman

suicide_circus

Mr. Burns: Look at that pig. Stuffing his face with donuts on my time! That's right, keep eating... Little do you know you're drawing ever closer to the poison donut! There is a poison one, isn't there Smithers?

Smithers: Er... no, sir. I discussed this with our lawyers and they consider it murder.

Mr. Burns: Damn their oily hides!