Dental plan!

What are those?

Bingo operator-D2
Jasper-You sunk my battleship
*Everybody laughs
Bingo operator-F3
Jasper-You sunk my battleship
*Everybody laughs

EagererBeaver

I don't recall saying "good luck".

corblimey

Hibbert: I don't understand. Are you saying you and Barbara are bad neighbors?
George Bush: No! That's not Bar and me, it's them!
Ned: Who, Maude and me?
George: No, the man and his boy. You know, the -- the boy is named Bart. I don't know the name of the man. Bar! What's the name of the man?
Barbara: I'm not getting involved, George.
George: Look, just never mind. I thought the banner was pretty straightforward, but I'll just take it down.

ohnonotgmail

"Remember you promised you'd try to limit pork to 6 servings a week?"
"Marge, I'm only human!"

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ck7R4IjVEAAs4LT.jpg

corblimey

Hello. This is Moleman in the morning. Good Moleman to you. Today, part four of our series of the agonizing pain in which I live every day...

Flange/Flanders

Rawr wrote: »

(In an edited version of his interview with Godfrey Jones, the splices can be told because the clock in the background keeps changing times.)

Homer: Somebody had to take the babysitter home, then I noticed she was sitting on / her / sweet can... / so I grabbed / her / sweet can... / Ohhhh, just thinking about / her / can... / I just wish I had / her / sweet, sweet / s/s/sweet can...

Godfrey: (Standing outside) So, Mr. Simpson, you admit you grabbed her can. What do you have to say in your defense?

(We see a still video shot of Homer looking lustful)

Godfrey:Mr. Simpson, your silence will only incriminate you further!

(the frozen image of Homer begins to slowly zoom in)

Godfrey:No, Mr. Simpson, don't take your anger out on me! Get back! Get back! M-Mr. Simpson! NOOOO! (freeze frames on the screaming Godfrey)

Announcer: Dramatization. May not have happened.

Homer: You mean...I'm on my own? I've never been on my own! Oh no...on own...on own! I need help...oh, God, help me. Help me, God!
[phone rings, Homer answers it very slowly]
Homer: [very slowly] Y'ello?
Godfrey Jones: Hello, Homer. This is God...frey Jones from the TV magazine show "Rock Bottom".

What are those?

Bart, I don't mean to scare you, but there may be a boogie man or boogie men in the house!

EagererBeaver

Past instances in which I professed to like you were fraudulent.

I engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other.

wnolan1992

EagererBeaver wrote: »

Past instances in which I professed to like you were fraudulent.

I engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other.

Now THAT'S psychiatry!

marcbrophy

EagererBeaver wrote: »

Past instances in which I professed to like you were fraudulent.

I engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other.

That's it! You can't insult this guy.

You call him a moron, and he sits the grinning moron-ally!

RobbingBandit

Hans Moleman:Drinking has ruined my life... I'm 31 years old!!!

Wise Old Elf

My knob tastes funny.

Please refrain from tasting the knob.

Beanntraigheach

And now a word from our sponsor:

Kennedy: I would like to take this opportunity to express my fondness for, er, Duff beer.
*cheers*

Nixon: I'd, uh, also like to express my fondness for that particular beer.
*hissing*


Homer: The man never drank a Duff in his life!

corblimey

Well, if it isn't my arch nemesis, Bart Simpson. And his sister Lisa to whom I'm fairly indifferent.

suicide_circus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nm4EdHTqLhQ

Riddle101

"I didn't order a Bologna sandwich. I ordered an abalone sandwich"

corblimey

Game shows aren't about cruelty, they're about greed and wonderful prizes like poorly-built catamarans, but somewhere along the line you lost your way. For shame.

Riddle101

"Oh no you don't, that trampoline is mine!"
*rams car off the road*

wnolan1992

I'll get you for this Midleerrrrrrrrr! *car explodes*

What are those?

Take this, Candy boys........*Big Explosion

paddylonglegs

What are those? wrote: »

Take this, Candy boys........*Big Explosion

*see you in hell, candy boys....

elfy4eva

Look at that blimp!

He's hanging from a balloon!

Chancer3001

BIG SHOES TO FILL, BIG SHOES TO FILL, BIG SHOES TO FILL

RobbingBandit

Homer: Must kill Moe. WEEEEEEEE Must kill Moe. WEEEEEEEE

corblimey

Skinner: You're stealing a table?
Homer: I'm not stealing it. Hotels expect you to take a few things. It's a souvenir!
Skinner: Ah. Is that my necktie you're wearing?
Homer: Souvenir.

What are those?

paddylonglegs wrote: »

*see you in hell, candy boys....

damn you're right, i'm now sad and ashamed of myself:(

corblimey

James Woods: Hey, you're Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, aren't you? I mean, you're the -- you're like the guy, you're a legend around here. Can I ask you, is it true you once worked 96 hours straight?
Apu: Oh yes, it was horrible I tell you. By the end I thought I was a hummingbird of some kind.

Realt Dearg Sec

I'm sorry, I'm not as smart as you, Kirk. We didn't all go to Gudger College.

corblimey

We're all upset about Mr. Burns' plan to, uh, block out our sun. It is time for decisive action. I have here a polite but firm letter to Mr. Burns' underlings, who with some cajoling, will pass it along to him or at least give him the gist of it.

EagererBeaver

corblimey wrote: »

Skinner: You're stealing a table?
Homer: I'm not stealing it. Hotels expect you to take a few things. It's a souvenir!
Skinner: Ah. Is that my necktie you're wearing?
Homer: Souvenir.

I think Freddie Quimby should walk out of here a freeeee hotel.