Dental plan!

corblimey

Admiral #1: Seaman Simpson, your actions have given the Navy a black eye from which it may never recover. I would throw the book at you, but I've been indicted on the Tailhook scandal. Goodbye!
Admiral #2: I, too, would punish you, but I'm under indictment for accepting bribes from military contractors.
Admiral #3: I torpedoed a Carnival Cruise ship.
Admiral #4: Impersonating the First Lady!

budgie412

Venting prevents ex-plos-e-on

corblimey

Krusty: I'm Rory Bellows, I tell you! And I got some real corroborating evidence... over here... by the throttle!
(turns the ship up to full throttle and tries to get away, but his ship is still tied to the dock)
You know, you kids coulda said something instead of letting me make an ass of myself.

Galway K9

Homer banned from Moe's for pulling a sugar prank. Strange man looks exactly like homer wearing suit.

Moe: "We know its you homer?'
Strange man: "homer? Who is homer?. My name is Guy Incognito"

Just noticed this gag today .

EagererBeaver

Galway K9 wrote: »

Homer banned from Moe's for pulling a sugar prank. Strange man looks exactly like homer wearing suit.

Moe: "We know its you homer?'
Strange man: "homer? Who is homer?. My name is Guy Incognito"

Just noticed this gag today .

What?!?

That whole scene is amazing. Snakes. Being lit on fire. That dog has a puffy tail!

paddylonglegs

Galway K9 wrote: »

Homer banned from Moe's for pulling a sugar prank. Strange man looks exactly like homer wearing suit.

Moe: "We know its you homer?'
Strange man: "homer? Who is homer?. My name is Guy Incognito"

Just noticed this gag today .

And another from homer to trying be someone else and failing miserably -
Homer: hello, my name is mr burns, I believe you have a package for me.
Post office worker: ok mr burns, what's your first name?
Homer: I... Don't know

Peregrine

EagererBeaver wrote: »

I think Freddie Quimby should walk out of here a freeeee hotel.

Shaudere? Shaudere? It's chowdah! Say it right!

corblimey

The Simpsons are going to Delaware!

What are those?

Carl Carlson: Homer I'm a bit uncomfortable with you sketching us as we shower
Lenny Leonard: Don't worry Karl, he's just doing it for his art, right Homer?
Homer: ....Yes....art....

Beanntraigheach

Homer: Marge! I'm 239 and I'm feeling fine!
Look, I'm using the original notches that came with my belt!

Marge: That's wonderful, Homer, I'm so proud of .....

Mr Burns: Let me get this straight. You're pleased with your current appearance?
Ho-ho-ho-ho, ah why my good man, you're the fattest thing I've ever seen, and I've been on safari.

corblimey

Friday: Are you sure this is the woman you saw in the post office?
Mr.Burns: Absolutely! Who could forget such a monstrous visage? She has the sloping brow and cranial bumpage of the career criminal.
Smithers: Uh, Sir? Phrenology was dismissed as quackery 160 years ago.
Mr.Burns: Of course you'd say that...you have the brainpan of a stagecoach tilter!

Riddle101

A minor yet hilarious character from the early seasons. Just Stamp the Ticket Man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Glq9YiUMNg

corblimey

Stop chasing Ganesh, you're just going to get more Wrath!

the groutch

Hey, he's not happy at all. He lied to us through song!
I HATE when people do that.

pajor

"Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it."

corblimey

This is the room with electricity. But it has too much electricity. So, I don't know, you might want to wear a hat.

corblimey

Marge: What's Brunch?
Jacques: You'd love it, It's not quite breakfast, it's not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end. You don't get completely what you would at breakfast, but you get a good meal!

iLikeWaffles

I see you’ve played knifey spooney before.

dan1895

To the bee mobile!!

Realt Dearg Sec

dan1895 wrote: »

To the bee mobile!!

You mean your Chevy?

marcbrophy

"I think Homer gets stupider every year."

Realt Dearg Sec

marcbrophy wrote: »

"I think Homer gets stupider every year."

That's not a question...

iLikeWaffles

Realt Dearg Sec wrote: »

That's not a question...

... Professor, but we’ll let the viewers decide for themselves.

Mackman

dan1895 wrote: »

To the bee mobile!!

Beekeeper 1: It sure is quiet.
Beekeeper 2 (Adam West voice): Yes, a little, too, quiet. You see, bees, normally make a lot of noise. NO noise, means, no bees.

Simpson, you diabolical

Love it :pac::pac:

corblimey

The knee bone's connected to the something,
The something is connected to the red thing,
The red thing is connected to my wrist watch--

corblimey

Kiss my asphalt.

Realt Dearg Sec

corblimey wrote: »

Kiss my asphalt.

So said KISS MY ASPHALT! and I stormed right outta there.

Dirty Dingus McGee

Moe: Linda Ronstadt! How'd ya get her ?
Barney: Oh, we've been looking for a project to do together for a while.

suicide_circus

"Please excuse my handwriting, I busted whichever hand it is I write with. Signed, Mrs. Simpson."

http://i.imgur.com/IHLa4go.jpg

paddylonglegs

Lovejoy: everyone's saying gabbo this and gabbo that. But they should be saying worship this, and Jericho that