Dental plan!

longshanks

aurora borealis...........

ch750536

H: Kids, stop fighting
L: But were fighting about who loves you more Dad.
H: Aaaah, OK, carry on.
L: <punches Bart> You love him more!
B: <pubches Lisa> No, you do!

krudler

*homer walks into the living room with a plunger stuck to his head*
Marge, it happened again.
*leaves*
Bart: What are you going to change your name to when you grow up?
Lisa: Lois Sandborne.
Bart: Steve Bennett.

Busi_Girl08

"There's something about flying a kite at night thats so unwholesome"
"Hello mother dear..."

Burkatron

Oh, I'm afraid this problem goes far beyond Eugene and Rusty.

Soby

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juFZh92MUOY

herbieflowers

Soby wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juFZh92MUOY

Up and at them!

Terry Cotta

Its a ring toss game.

derfderf

Did i hear a briefcase opening?

Gordon Gecko

Mr. Burns: This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you.

unknownlegend

A Single plum, floating in perfume, served in a mans hat.


Here you go!

Burkatron

"ya know what really agravases me, is those immigants dont even bother to learn themselves the language"


Ah & this beauty :pac:

Drederick Tatum [talking about Homer]: I think he's a good man, I like him, I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely going to make orphans of his children.

Journalist: You know, they have a mother champ...

Tatum: Yes, but I imagine she will die of grief.

krudler

I have mountain dew or crab juice.
Ewww!, ughh..I'll take a crab juice.

Sofiztikated

Burkatron wrote: »

Drederick Tatum [talking about Homer]: I think he's a good man, I like him, I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely going to make orphans of his children.

Journalist: You know, they have a mother champ...

Tatum: Yes, but I imagine she will die of grief.

I see you still haven't changed your sig. :pac:

krudler wrote: »

I have mountain dew or crab juice.
Ewww!, ughh..I'll take a crab juice.

Krackalash.
Krackalash.

Mmmmm, crab juice.

the gob

1)quimby: do you mind your killing the romance in her


2)homer adding up bills for stampy: all these bills are coming out of your allowance boy
bart:to do that youd have to raise my allowance to about a thousand dollars a week
homer: well thats what il do smart guy

3)patty when homer walks into room: is it me or did it just get fatter in here

Burkatron

Sofiztikated wrote: »

I see you still haven't changed your sig. :pac:

Pure lazyness!!

"No bowl, only stick!"

Ridley

"Dear lord, look at that blimp! He's hanging from a balloon!"

Brendog

Don't worry Frinky. These babies will be flying off the shelves while that fool is still working on the pickle matrix HIVIN-GLAVIN!!

sponsoredwalk

Unknown: You're on the right track, follow the names.
Bart: How the hell do you know?
Unknown: I can't tell you who I am but I worked on the campaign.
...car pulls up with lights blaring...
Homer: Hey Mr. Smithers!
Smithers: pch, well you night as well give me a ride home now.
I've never gone behind Mr. Burns back before but Sideshow Bob's ultra conservative views, eh, conflict with my.., choice of lifestyle.

Busi_Girl08

Hello that sounds like a pig fainting.

Colonel Sanders

And we laugh legitimately. We've a mathematician, a different kind of mathematician & a statistician

SeaFields

All I know is my testicles won't fit in my underwear!

Seosaimh77

I am the God Ganesh! This Wedding angers me

greener greene

I said hop in... *cocks handgun*

River Song

*Marge reading letter* Due to the unscheduled trip to the autowrecking yard the school bus will be out of commission for two weeks. Note by reading this letter out loud you have waived any responsibility on our part in perpetuity throughout the known universe...*moans*

~~~

Mayor Quimby: "We will not negotiate with terrorists. Is there err ahh a nearby city who will"

talla10

Homer in Space and crashes into Ant farm. Channel 5 has a look at live feed and see's Ant floating past camera and then they lose Live feed.

Kent Brockman; Ladies and Gentleman What we have seen is obvious. The Shuttle has been overcome, ambushed if you will by a master race of giant ants. At this moment it is unclear if the crew is dead or alive but the ants will soon be here.

(turns camera) And i for one welcome our insect overlords and remind them that as a televison personality i can be useful in rounding up other people for use in their dastardly plans. This is brought to you by KBBL broadcasting!

talla10

krudler wrote: »

"gotta change that tape, dear god I've gotta change that tape!"
"gotta change Maggie, dear god gotta change Maggie!"

Thats funny we didnt have a message before we left...

KeithM89_old

I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."

the purple tin

Good morning sir, good afternoon madam.
It passed noon while I was speaking so that was technically correct.

If your nose bleeds you're picking it too much....or not enough

Soby

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0BWjkA1IIA

"Washing my fat guy hat hooney"