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    #842
    sheesh
    Registered Users Posts: 4,081 ✭✭✭sheesh


    these girls aren't even wearing a smile, nod suggestively


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    #843
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    It's BTO! They're Canada's answer to ELP! Their big hit was TCB!

    That's how we talked in the 70s - we didn't have a moment to spare...


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    #844
    sheesh
    Registered Users Posts: 4,081 ✭✭✭sheesh


    Mr Willicker it happened again!


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    #845
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Soby wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0BWjkA1IIA


    "Washing my fat guy hat hooney" :D
    Mmmmm... I CAN feel three kinds of softness... :D


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    #846
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    "lets just say it moved me... TO A BIGGER HOUSE!!!
    oops I said the quiet part loud, and the loud part quiet.."


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    #847
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    I'm disrespectful to dirt - can you see I am serious?!
    Get out of my way all of you - this is no place for loafers!
    Join me or die - can you do any less?!

    For lucky best wash, use Mr Sparkle.


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    #848
    Sofiztikated
    Registered Users Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don't like their jobs, they don't go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way...

    I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such other medical films as "Mommy, What's On That Man's Face?" and "Alice Doesn't Live Anymore".

    Pfft. Simpsons used to have such quote worth quotes. Now each episode is instantly forgettable. For shame. For shame.


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    #849
    the purple tin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Wiggum: All right, you scrawny beanpoles: becoming a cop is not
    something that happens overnight. It takes one solid weekend of
    training to get that badge.
    Man: Forget about the badge! When do we get the freakin' guns?!
    Wiggum: Hey, I told you, you don't get your gun until you tell me your
    name.
    Man: I've had it up to here with you and your "rules"!


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    #850
    Scuid Mhór
    Registered Users Posts: 2,326 ✭✭✭Scuid Mhór


    mod: honey, what's wrong?

    ned: i... think i HATE HOMER SIMPSON?


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    #851
    Gunsfortoys
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,080 ✭✭✭Gunsfortoys


    The fingers you have used to dial, are too fat. To order a special dialling wand, please mash the keypad now.


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    #852
    Busi_Girl08
    Registered Users Posts: 17,938 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    Homer - *gasp* Marge, I think I hate Ted Koppel!... No wait, I find him informative and witty. 'Night.


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    #853
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Sofiztikated wrote: »
    No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don't like their jobs, they don't go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed.
    Heh, ironically that could be applied to the Simpsons writers now - and for the past 5+ years. :pac:
    Pfft. Simpsons used to have such quote worth quotes. Now each episode is instantly forgettable. For shame. For shame.
    Quite remarkable too that cracks started appearing in the late 90s. Its downward spiral was gradual, to be fair. Since the early to mid 2000s though, there has not been one good episode (at least in comparison to its golden era).


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    #854
    Creature
    Registered Users Posts: 3,005 ✭✭✭Creature


    They think they're so high and mighty, just because they never got caught driving without pants.


    Hmmm Barney's movie had heart, but Football in the Groin had a football in the groin.


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    #855
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    "kids You tried your best and you failed miserably
    the lesson is..Never try"


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    #856
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    "marge not even god cando anything about this.
    OH NO!! [melts snow]"


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    #857
    take everything
    Registered Users Posts: 9,805 ✭✭✭take everything


    Dudess wrote: »
    I'm disrespectful to dirt - can you see I am serious?!
    Get out of my way all of you - this is no place for loafers!
    Join me or die - can you do any less?!

    For lucky best wash, use Mr Sparkle.

    Mr. Sparkle: Out of my way, all of you. This is no place for loafers!
    Join me or die! Can you do any less?

    Also, love this:
    Worker: [heavily accented] Hello, chief. Let's talk, why not?


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    #858
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    take everything wrote: »

    Also, love this:
    Worker: [heavily accented] Hello, chief. Let's talk, why not?

    A friend of mine has that on a tshirt :D


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    #859
    sheesh
    Registered Users Posts: 4,081 ✭✭✭sheesh


    Homer to bart Drunkenly: So I sez to him -get this- if you want je money you come over here and look for it cause i don't know where it is...... you make me wanna WRETCH
    *collapses


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    #860
    Burkatron
    Registered Users Posts: 1,877 ✭✭✭Burkatron


    Homer: You know, when I was a boy, I really wanted a catcher's mitt,
    but my dad wouldn't get it for me. So I held my breath until
    I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table.
    [cheerily] The doctor thought I might have brain damage.

    Bart: Dad, what's the point of this story?

    Homer: [cheerily] I like stories.


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    #861
    flyton5
    Registered Users Posts: 1,112 ✭✭✭flyton5


    It passed the first test, I didn't go blind.


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    #862
    talla10
    Registered Users Posts: 1,117 ✭✭✭talla10


    I cant live the button down life like you!I want it all- the terrifying lows the dizzying highs, the creamy middles!!Oh sure i might offend a few brown noses with my cocky stride and musky odour!!Oh i'll never be the darling of the so called city fathers who cluck their tongue's stroke their beards and ask about whats to be done with Homer Simpson?


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    #863
    Busi_Girl08
    Registered Users Posts: 17,938 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    Librarian - "Hmpf! First they hate each other, now they love each other! Doesn't make any sense to me"
    Guy - "Of course it doesn't. You're a robot"
    Librarian - *sniff* *teardrop comes out of eye* *EXPLODES*


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    #864
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    I'm sure you're family will be fine Lisa, as long as they're not sitting in the garden sticking berries up their noses.
    ...And if they are?


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    #865
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    take everything wrote: »
    Mr. Sparkle: Out of my way, all of you. This is no place for loafers!
    Join me or die! Can you do any less?
    He banishes dirt to the land of wind and ghosts. :)


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    #866
    Gunmonkey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,067 ✭✭✭Gunmonkey


    Moe: *cocks shotgun* "Ok, if your gonna beat up my friend, in my bar, it's a 2 drink minimum!"


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    #867
    Seosaimh77
    Registered Users Posts: 371 ✭✭Seosaimh77


    Sure, Homer, I can loan you all the money you need. However, since you have no collateral, I'm going to have to break your legs in advance.


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    #868
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Dudess wrote: »
    He banishes dirt to the land of wind and ghosts. :)

    Theres your answer fishbulb.


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    #869
    PerrinV2
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 6,332 Mod ✭✭✭✭PerrinV2


    Lionel Hutz: Now, Apu, Mrs. Simpson claims that she *forgot* that bottle of... delicious... bourbon. Brownest of the brown liquors... so tempting.
    I]holds the bottle to his ear[/I
    Lionel Hutz: I]whispering[/I What's that? You want me to drink you? But I'm in the middle of a trial!
    I]puts it down[/I
    Lionel Hutz: Excuse me.
    I]he runs out of the courtroom, finds a payphone and quickly dials[/I
    Lionel Hutz: Hello, David? I'm really tempted!
    David Crosby: Just take it one day at a time, and know that I love you.
    Lionel Hutz: I love you too, man.


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    #870
    Susie_Q
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,211 ✭✭✭Susie_Q


    You're banned from this library! You, your children, and your children's children. For three months.


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    #871
    Basq
    Registered Users Posts: 43,886 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    "Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does that do me?"


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