Dental plan!

Pints?

"We'll be rich I tell you. Rich as Nazis"

Ulysses Gaze

"Disingenuous mountebanks with their subliminal chicanery! A pox on them!"

"Tut, tut gentle Marge, for here in the boudoir, the gourmand metamorphosises into; the voluptuary!"

"Ahh, lamentably no. My gastronomic rapacity knows no satiety!"

"Now there's a Machiavellian countenance. Ooo, a sextet of ale!"

punisher5112

Computer screen..... C_T..... Look Lisa I'm learnding......


I Choo Choo Choose you...

(Valentine's is coming very soon)

punisher5112

No TV and no something maker homer....
Marge.. go crazy

Homer... don't mind if I do

Marge.... Screams

Homer... Give me the bat Marge give me the bat give the bat bat bat.
Scaredy cat looks in mirror homer screams.

EagererBeaver

Ulysses Gaze wrote: »

"Disingenuous mountebanks with their subliminal chicanery! A pox on them!"

"Tut, tut gentle Marge, for here in the boudoir, the gourmand metamorphosises into; the voluptuary!"

"Ahh, lamentably no. My gastronomic rapacity knows no satiety!"

"Now there's a Machiavellian countenance. Ooo, a sextet of ale!"

Where's that metal thing you use...to dig...food?

You mean a spoon?

Yeah yeah yeah!

Rawr

punisher5112 wrote: »

Computer screen..... C_T..... Look Lisa I'm learnding......

Lisa: D'aw....way to go Ralph!

Riddle101

This scene is genius.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7xm5VqD_rw

Grab All Association

The other day, I was so desperate for a beer I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers.

Rawr

Grab All Association wrote: »

The other day, I was so desperate for a beer I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers.

Lovejoy: I cast thee OUT!

Riddle101

"Today's assault weapons have gotten a lot of bad press lately, but they're manufactured for a reason, to take out today's modern super animals like the flying squirrel and the electric eel." - Lenny

"Look at those pins topple just like tear gassed labor organizers!" - Mr Burns

"Mr burns isn't just a heartless money grubbing boss, he's also my best friend" - Mr Smithers

suicide_circus

Mr. Burns:
You see me as a God, right, Smithers?

Smithers:
Absolutely, sir.

Mr. Burns:
You'd kneel before me, wouldn't you?

Smithers:
Boy, would I.

Mr Burns:
Yes...

AndrewJRenko

Marge: "Homer you don't have to join a freak show just because the opportunity came along,"
Homer: "You know Marge you and I are very different people"

Mushy

Homer: You have 30 minutes to move your car.

Homer: You have 10 minutes.

Homer: Your car has been impounded.

Homer: Your car has been crushed into a cube.

Homer: You have 30 minutes to move your cube.

Homer (answering phone): Hello, Mr. Burns office

Burns: is it about my cube?

Ipso

Homer:I need to borrow some money.
Mr. Burns: Oh, please. Do go on. [about to press security button under desk]:
Homer: I know you're a good man, [Burns pauses, takes hand away from button] but I have a dog that's very sick. [Burns presses button repeatedly]
Mr. Burns: [acting innocently] Oh, please. Continue

paddylonglegs

Ipso wrote: »

Homer:I need to borrow some money.
Mr. Burns: Oh, please. Do go on. [about to press security button under desk]:
Homer: I know you're a good man, [Burns pauses, takes hand away from button] but I have a dog that's very sick. [Burns presses button repeatedly]
Mr. Burns: [acting innocently] Oh, please. Continue

Homer: now I know I haven’t been a good Jew....

Nerdkiller1991

https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/968379805405270016

Ipso

Lisa Simpson: I want the most intelligent hamster you've got.

Clerk: Okay.

[reaches into a box under the counter]

Clerk: Uh, this little guy writes mysteries under the name of J. D. McGregor.

Lisa Simpson: How can a hamster write mysteries?

Clerk: Well, he gets the ending first, then he writes backward.

Lisa Simpson: Aw, c'mon.

Clerk: Look, kid, just take him before his mother eats him, all right?

Riddle101

Grab All Association

HAUNTED
CASH MACHINE
Dispenses Images
of Dead Presidents

Vincent Vega

amazing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRsOBFhNjVM

Rawr

"Mr. Snrub": Hello, my name is Mr. Snrub, and I come, er... from someplace far away! Yes, that'll do. Anyway, I... I say we invest that money back into the nuclear plant!

Smithers: I like the way Snrub thinks!

(Suspicions crowd turns on them)

AndrewJRenko

Exiting the church...

Bart: “I’m starving. Mom, can we go Catholic so we can get Communion wafers and booze?”
Mom: “No, no one is going Catholic. Three children is enough, thank you.”

Ipso

When Millhouse left did you notice if he was carrying a piece of paper?

Oh yeah, you don't forget a thing like that.

Riddle101

"Alright Skinner, this is the last time you smack your Willie around" - Groundskeeper Willie.

I might be wrong about the wording of that quote. It was on an episode today when the school gets snowed in and Skinner is imprisoned by Bart and the kids.

Rawr

Riddle101 wrote: »

"Alright Skinner, this is the last time you smack your Willie around" - Groundskeeper Willie.

I might be wrong about the wording of that quote. It was on an episode today when the school gets snowed in and Skinner is imprisoned by Bart and the kids.

Principal Skinner: Congratulations, Simpson. You just fell for our sting and won yourself three months detention. There's no such thing as Scotchtoberfest.

Groundskeeper Willie: There's not? Ya used me, Skinner! Ya used me!

Sin City

“Let’s fight.”

“…Them’s fightin’ words!

Ipso

Groundskeeper Willie:Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!
Principal Skinner: You Scots sure are a contentious people.
Groundskeeper Willie: You just made an enemy for life!”

pumpkin4life

From an ISF user just now.

pleas advice

Vincent Vega wrote: »

amazing
Steamed Hams Inc.

Beanntraigheach

Your appearance is comical to me.