Dental plan!

Beanntraigheach · 09-01-2020 2:02am

Moe: "and then they realised they were no longer little girls.... they were little women." *sniff*

FGR · 09-01-2020 3:18am

"Principal Skinner, this is your secretary. There is one last student here to see you."

"That's odd. I don't have a secretary...or an intercom! But send him in."

Archeron · 09-01-2020 3:46am

Homer, I told you to stop mocking me at picnics.

punisher5112 · 09-01-2020 10:57am

That's not a knife!!!??

Rawr · 09-01-2020 5:09pm

punisher5112 wrote: »

That's not a knife!!!??

Heh...I see you've played Knifey-Spoony before!

Collie D · 09-01-2020 10:52pm

Beanntraigheach wrote: »

Nimoy: Well, my work is done here.
Barney: What do you mean your "work is done", you didn't do anything!
Nimoy: hm-hm-hm Didn't I?

(P.S. Surely one of the best cameos ever on The Simpsons.)

James Woods.

“What do you mean I gotta give two weeks notice?! You freaking no good damn mother @&x€$%# &&@£;& cheese..No, not you. I was talking to my oven”

“Hey. Don't... jerk me around, fella”

“I'm off to battle aliens on a far away planet.”
“That sounds like a good movie.”
“Yes... Yes, a movie, yes.”

11-01-2020 8:13pm

I am so smart!

FGR · 11-01-2020 11:11pm

Deleted User wrote: »

I am so smart!

SMRT!

AndrewJRenko · 19-01-2020 8:03pm

Come to Duff Gardens, where roaming gangs aren't a big problem anymore!

Troy McClure

Rawr · 23-01-2020 3:29pm

Burns: Smithers, why haven't I heard of this "the Leader"? He's as rich and wicked as I, but he seems to enjoy tax-exempt status.

Smithers: Actually, sir, with our creative bookkeeping and corporate loopholes, we only pay three dollars a year.

Burns: [Gasps.] You're right. We're getting screwed!
There must be something I can do about this.

Wait....

Yes....

I think I know just the thing.
Muh ha ha ha! HA HA HA HAH!!!!

(Later....)

Smithers: Uh sir? You've got to tell me what the plan is, or nothing will happen...

jimgoose · 07-02-2020 6:08pm

Lisaaa! Motorcade!

jimgoose · 07-02-2020 6:09pm

I demand to see that capitalist-castrating suffragette this instant!

paddylonglegs · 07-02-2020 11:08pm

You will be called, Stitchface

iamstop · 07-02-2020 11:19pm

Riddle101 · 08-02-2020 4:46am

Abe Lincoln (Milhouse): I thought that civil war would never end. Now to soothe my head with an evening at Ford's Theater.
*Bart as John Wilkes Booth barges in the door behind him*
Lincoln: Oh, no! John Wilkes Booth!
John Wilkes Booth: asta la vista, Abey!

You're next, Chester A. Arthur!

AndrewJRenko · 08-02-2020 12:56pm

Louie: Oh that's so funny I could whack my own mother!
Fat Tony: I'm glad you brought that up.
Louie: Kill my mother? She makes such good pasta sauce.
Johnny: It comes from a can.
Louie: She's a corpse.

AndrewJRenko · 10-02-2020 8:52pm

Kent Brockman: And that fluffy kitten played with that ball of string, all through the night. On a lighter note a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night.