Dental plan!

talla10

Ya gotta speak up i'm wearing a towel

Lionel Hutz; Do you like children

Freddie Quimby; Yes. I love eh all of god's creations

Lionel Hutz; And you would certainly never lose your temper of the pronounciation of chowder..

Freddie Quimby; Thats chowder!CHOWDER!I'll kill you!!I'll kill all of you...ESPECIALLY THOSE OF YOU IN THE JURY!!

Tom Slick

Chow-dah!

KnifeWRENCH

We must move forward, not backward. Upward, not forward. And always twirling, twirling, TWIRLING towards freedom.

Chris P. Bacon

Marge: Homer is this how you pictured married life?

Homer: Yeah pretty much, except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.

herbieflowers

Do I know what rhetorical means?!

....

Hurry up man, this electic motor only has fifteen minutes of juice left!

daca88

Good practice, kids. Now it's time for the easiest part of any coach's job. The cuts. Although I wasn't able to cut everyone I wanted to, I have cut a lot of you. Wendell is cut. Rudy is cut. Janey, you're gone. Steven, I like your hustle
I]Steven smiles[/I
That's why it was so hard to cut you
I]Steven's smile drops[/I
Congratulations, the rest of you made the team!
I]random sighs of relief[/I
Except you, you and you.


not reading 61 pages to see if this is a repost:rolleyes:

Galway K9

Waiter: "I am not some clumsy fool!"

Busi_Girl08

At the Nursery Farm, or something

*Pans to a sheep*
Family - "Aaaww "
*Pans to a cuter lamb*
Family - "AAAWWW! "
*Pans to tiny, adorable little lamb*
Family - "AWWWWWWWW!! "
*Older, less cute sheep walks in front of the lamb*
Homer - "Out of the way, you!"
*Shoves sheep out of the way*
Homer - "Aww "

Worm - *Like a lamb*"Liiiisa, what have I ever done to yoouuuuu?!"
Lisa - "Why would it talk like a lamb?"

Wolf - "Come out, come out, or I will blow your house in!"
Pigs - "Not by the hairs on out chinny chin chins!"
Bart - "What a load of crappy crap crap"

sleepyescapade

Mrs. Krabapple and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me

Wossack

Here are your messages:
You have 30 minutes to move your car
You have 10 minutes
Your car has been impounded
Your car has been crushed into a cube
You have 30 minutes to move your cube
*phone rings*
Yellow, Mr burns office
Is it about my cube?

HankScorpio42

On closer inspection these are loafers.

mfdc

take everything wrote: »

Homer: [sarcastic] Ooh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from Happyland, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane!

Oh by the way I was being sarcastic!
Well duh.

Hey you, let's fight!
Them's fightin words!

pixelburp

"Wellity wellity wellity ... "

Susie_Q

pixelburp wrote: »

"Wellity wellity wellity ... "

Looks like Mr. Clean wants to hang out with Dirty Dingus McGee.

KnifeWRENCH

Mr. Burns: "I'll form my own religion, with it's own symbol. We'll use this special K"
Smithers: "I believe that's already a breakfast cereal, sir."
Burns: "Do people worship it?"
Smithers: "In a way."

Later on:
Lenny: "Meh, he's alright. But he's no bowl of Special K" *kisses cereal box*

Gunmonkey

"Homer, can you describe where you are?"
"Er...ehhh...have any of you seen the film Tron?"
"No"
"No"
"No"
"No"
"No"
"No"
"No"
"No"
"No"
"No"
"No"
"No"
"Yes...uh....I mean no"

Wompa1

Mr. Burns: Carl and...Lenny

Carl: Awww nuts!

*Lenny looking shocked and upset*

Carl:ughhh I mean......Awww nuts!

Galway K9

I think the whoel Carl nd Lenny thing is totally open to interpretation....Are they gay or just very close friends liek JD and Turk kinda thing?

pixelburp

Galway K9 wrote: »

I think the whoel Carl nd Lenny thing is totally open to interpretation....Are they gay or just very close friends liek JD and Turk kinda thing?

"What is the real deal with Mr. Burns' assistant Smithers? You know what I'm talking about."
"Ha ha ha, of course we do"
...
"As you can see, the real deal with Waylon Smithers is that he's Mr. Burns assistant. He's in his early Forties, is unmarried, and currently resides in Springfield. Thanks for writing!"

krudler

Heh, he disappeared into fat air.

irishjay

lol.

raveni

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Wompa1

raveni wrote: »

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Gotta go my damn wiener kids are listening

Susie_Q

Kent Brockman: In related news, the Spellympics is being sued by the Olympics for use of the suffix 'lympics'.

Susie_Q

Lisa: Then I'll be queen of the world! (of spelling) Yes, that's right, queen of the world! (of spelling)

Overheal

TOMACCOOOOOO!!!

Busi_Girl08

"To be continued...














Immediately"

That was the funniest part of the movie.

sleepyescapade

FBI man 1: Tell you what, Mr. Simpson, from now on your name is Homer Thompson,at Terror Lake.Let's just practice a bit, hmmmm? So when I say hello Mr. Thompson, you say hi.
Homer: Check!
FBI man 1: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
[Homer stares blankly]
FBI man 1: [pause]
FBI man 1: Now, remember, your name is Homer Thompson.
Homer: I gotcha!
FBI man 1: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
[again Homer stares blankly]
FBI man 1: [FBI men stare at each other]
[hours pass by]
FBI man 1: [frustrated] Argh... Now when I say "Hello Mr. Thompson" and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.
Homer: No problem.
[stepping hard on Homer's foot]
FBI man 1: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
[Homer stares blankly again for a few seconds]
Homer: [whispering to the FBI man next to him] I think he's talking to you.
[FBI man gives up]

mfceiling

Homer running through the nuclear plant.

Lenny to carl - was that homer

Carl - i think so..............does he even work here any more

talla10

Mr Burns leaving his mansion to Homer & Marge to look after

Mr Burns; Now if there is a fire here is the number to call

Marge; This is the fire bridage

Mr Burns; Yes!There new but there good.