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    #9512
    silliussoddius
    Registered Users Posts: 4,055 ✭✭✭silliussoddius


    Hee hee. The joke’s on Flanders. I’ll be dead this time tomorrow.


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    #9513
    Loafing Oaf
    Registered Users Posts: 16,426 ✭✭✭✭Loafing Oaf


    ↑ reminds me

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    #9514
    Beanntraigheach
    Registered Users Posts: 789 ✭✭✭Beanntraigheach


    Well McGarnagle, Billy is DEAD!
    They slit his throat from ear to ear.


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    #9515
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,129 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    McGarnagle:“Hey, I’m trying to eat lunch here!”.


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    #9516
    Santan
    Registered Users Posts: 380 ✭✭Santan


    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    McGarnagle:“Hey, I’m trying to eat lunch here!”.

    McGarnagle is a perfectly cromulent detective


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    #9517
    punisher5112
    Registered Users Posts: 24,647 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOk4hQXbGDs


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    #9518
    Loafing Oaf
    Registered Users Posts: 16,426 ✭✭✭✭Loafing Oaf


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    #9519
    silliussoddius
    Registered Users Posts: 4,055 ✭✭✭silliussoddius


    I haven't had a front row seat since my Moonie wedding.


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    #9520
    Riddle101
    Registered Users Posts: 8,407 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    "I can tell the difference between "butter" and "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter"
    "No you can't Mister Simpson, no-one can!"


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    #9521
    EagererBeaver
    Registered Users Posts: 6,415 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    I don't recall saying "good luck".


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    #9522
    razorblunt
    Registered Users Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    "You got the dud.
    <slow smile>
    He looks like you pointdexter"


    The slow smile is what makes that.


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    #9523
    Loafing Oaf
    Registered Users Posts: 16,426 ✭✭✭✭Loafing Oaf


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    #9524
    AndrewJRenko
    Registered Users Posts: 28,965 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    Krusty to G.K Willington as Maitre D (aka Groundskeeper Willie): Hey I don’t need your charity titters. Now meet my girlfriend Charity Titters!

    Charity tried to lift up her bra...

    Krusty: No not yet! Wait until we get to the booth!


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    #9525
    Loafing Oaf
    Registered Users Posts: 16,426 ✭✭✭✭Loafing Oaf


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    #9526
    Purple is a Fruit
    Closed Accounts Posts: 202 ✭✭Purple is a Fruit


    Watching thing about Irangate.

    Ah Oliver North - he was just poured into that uniform... :o


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    #9527
    Papa_Bear
    Registered Users Posts: 202 ✭✭Papa_Bear


    come on come on crack those atoms


    you turn out those pockets


    ATOMS


    one two three four, six of them


    take him away!


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    #9528
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Franchise seller presenting at an Expo:

    "You'll be on a rocket ship to the moon..... And while you're there, will you bring back some of that nice green moonnnnn money for me? Royce McCucheon"

    Homer: "No deal McCutcheon that moon money is MINE".


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    #9529
    Loafing Oaf
    Registered Users Posts: 16,426 ✭✭✭✭Loafing Oaf


    This so-called "new religion" is nothing but a pack of weird rituals and chants designed to take away the money of fools. Let us say the Lord's prayer forty times, but first let's pass the collection plate.


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    #9530
    silliussoddius
    Registered Users Posts: 4,055 ✭✭✭silliussoddius


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    Have I ever told you kids about the 60s?


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    #9531
    Loafing Oaf
    Registered Users Posts: 16,426 ✭✭✭✭Loafing Oaf


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    #9532
    Thargor
    Registered Users Posts: 17,933 ✭✭✭✭Thargor


    Good tune:



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    #9533
    Psychlops
    Registered Users Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Psychlops


    Anybody got that joke video of someone singing god save the queen only for him to be hit over the back & come out ye black & tans played? I think it was on Ireland simpsons fans but I cant find it.


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    #9534
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 76,824 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


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    #9535
    Loafing Oaf
    Registered Users Posts: 16,426 ✭✭✭✭Loafing Oaf


    That's where I saw the leprechaun. He told me to burn things.


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    #9536
    briany
    Registered Users Posts: 13,772 ✭✭✭✭briany


    This thread is in danger of becoming stale. I'm taking it to strange new places.

    Lisa needs braces.


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    #9537
    silliussoddius
    Registered Users Posts: 4,055 ✭✭✭silliussoddius


    And the whole steel mill was gay!


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    #9538
    Realt Dearg Sec
    Registered Users Posts: 10,876 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    briany wrote: »
    This thread is in danger of becoming stale. I'm taking it to strange new places.

    Lisa needs braces.

    Burp!


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    #9539
    Realt Dearg Sec
    Registered Users Posts: 10,876 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    silliussoddius wrote: »
    And the whole steel mill was gay!

    Ain't you heard? Whole steel industry's gay. And you know what else?







    Broadway.


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    #9540
    briany
    Registered Users Posts: 13,772 ✭✭✭✭briany


    Realt Dearg Sec wrote: »
    Burp!

    Numbah eight


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    #9541
    EagererBeaver
    Registered Users Posts: 6,415 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    Realt Dearg Sec wrote: »
    Ain't you heard? Whole steel industry's gay. And you know what else?







    Broadway.

    There's a spark in my hair, get it out, get it out!

    Oh, be nice!

    Dad, why'd you take me to a gay steel mill?

    I don't know.


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