Dental plan!

Galway K9

Bart and Homer working as Carnies!

The Carnie Father wearing homers clothes: "Hey look at me, i'm a millionaire!"
or
"The Carnie Code!"

classic!

Sam Vimes

Grampa's Father: That's America, son. Someday we'll go there… maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but some day…
Grampa Narrates: Later that day we set sail for America.


Homer: If I'm going to be trapped inside the house, I got to go out and buy some beer.


Homer: (Looking at the bear attack a mailbox on TV) Looks like bad news for the... "impson" family.

Galway K9

That reminds me of a similar one.

Homer was bringing the family around to show what christmas is suppose to be like, so they go spying in peoples windows and looking at the fmaily interaction.

They arrived at some pink house.
Bart: "Oh!! what a dump!"
Homer: "Wouldnt like to be living there!"
Marge: "This is our house!"
Homer: "Doh!"

Motley Crue

krudler wrote: »

Lisa needs braces.

Dental Plan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd9Yibf_UXE

Galway K9

10 mins on repeat.

Sam Vimes

Don't ask me, I'm just a girl, tee hee hee

Sam Vimes

I'm going to the back seat of my car with the woman I love and I won't be back for ten minutes!

Busi_Girl08

"There's "the truth" (:() and..."the truth" (:D)"

sheesh

Now now cecil you know that cousin murt "Ain't thunk right since he hurt his head"

Tom Slick

Stealing, stealing, stealing a car for Moe.......Insurance fraud today!

Galway K9

Simpsons in Brazil and Homer traded for brief case of cash.

Kidnapper 1: "Wow! Look at that pink and purple!"
Kidnapper 2: "Boy! Our money sure is gay!":D

saywhatyousee

when jasper take over teaching lisa's class
talking out turn that's a paddlin
looking out the window thats a paddlin
staring at my sandles thats a paddlin
paddlin the school canoe ohh you better believe thats a paddlin:D

Motley Crue

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jmhlyuxULI

I actually cannot find an official video for this....

Daith

You want the truth! You can't handle the truth! No truth handler you! Bah! I deride your truth handling abilities!

Sam Vimes

Lawyer: Robert, if released, would you pose any threat to one Bart Simpson?

Bob: Bart Simpson? Ha! The spirited little scamp who twice foiled my evil schemes and [maliciously] sent me to this dank, urine-soaked hellhole?

Officer: Uh, we object to the term "urine-soaked hellhole" when you could have said, "peepee-soaked heckhole".

Bob: Cheerfully withdrawn.

Lawyer: But what about that tattoo on your chest? Doesn't it say, "Die Bart, Die?"

Bob: No, that's German for "The Bart, The."

Officer: No one who speaks German could be an evil man.

Tom Slick

....not snowmen, real men made from snow...

...you said it, ya weirdo!

pablodunlop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlHEJtflcmo

KeithM89_old

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UItNVuBI9UI

GLaDOS

Now let's forget our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream!

Tom Slick

Buenes noches, mein Fuhrer!

Sam Vimes

KeithM89 wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UItNVuBI9UI

Taken from this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B26asyGKDo

That_Guy

Homer: I pay the Homer tax
Lisa: That's the home owner tax

McBain: You know the way that men are always leaving the toilet seat up?.... That's the joke
Audience member: You suck McBain
*gun shots*

Jesus Wept

Homer: Don't worry; I just drew up a little blueprint. Now, let me walk you through it. This is the door, he goes through that. This is the roof, this happy character is the sun, he shines down on the house, see?

Tom Slick

..If I hadn't already packed my letter opener, I'd give you such a stabbing...

Busi_Girl08

"Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?"
"No"
"Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?"
"No"
"Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?"
"No"
"Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?"
"No"
"Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?"
"No"
"Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?"
"No"
"Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?"
"No"
"Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?"
"NOOOOOO!!!!!!"
"Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
"Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?"
"IF I TAKE YOU WILL YOU STOP BUGGING ME?!!!"
"Yes! Of course! So...Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?"
"YEEEESSSSSS!!!"
"Thanks, Dad!"

Sam Vimes

Tom Slick wrote: »

..If I hadn't already packed my letter opener, I'd give you such a stabbing...

Also: It's so gratifying to leave you wallowing in the mess you created. You're screwed, thank you, bye

starviewadams

Snake: ''I'll be back on the streets in twenty four hours''

Wiggum: ''We'll try to make it twelve''

Soby

HOMER: Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.

Tom Slick

Under the sea, under the sea...

Homer, that's your solution to everything, it's never gonna happen!

...Not with that attitude

jebuz

Bart: (riding a golf cart) I'm Al Unser, Jr.!
Lisa: (on a horse) I'm Princess Margaret!
Homer: (on a riding mower) I'm drunk!